Merry

Feral on main

[selena-soto]

[captain-price-returns]

[urie]

i love to have a hobby

[urie]

my hobby is looking at two guys and saying Now whats all this then

[despazito]

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[bartmobile]

she was a bad bitch why lie

[louclaudia]

#repressing trauma all by yourself, handsome?

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1.03 | THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 3.03

[amaraqwolf]

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

[willow-wanderings]

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

[roach-works]

robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.

even robots need downtime.

[casteeyell]

i cant believe "ill kill the pretty one" "theyre equally pretty" "ill kill the small one then" is like . actual dialogue that happened on supernatural . about dean and cas

[nyancrimew]

jewish hispanic drag king called guillermo del torah

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

[hillhomed]

apple family dinner for a lineart exercise

[konoko]

[vodka-is-gay-and-so-am-i]

[fairycosmos]

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[unstablebill]

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

[simoneashley]

#devil's minion spinoff when????