memes for ur inner nctzen

*finger guns at nct* *but like with emotional attachment and lots of love*

[jaehyupp]

Haechan: hello 911

Operator: hello what’s your emergency

Haechan: these men wouldn’t stop laughing

Operator: ok yeah that’s annoying but not a crime

Haechan: wtf is manslaughter then

[jaehyupp]

Mark: wait we can’t go in there, it says 18+ only and there’s two of us

Jaemin: you’re so dumb

Jaemin: just invite more people

[jaehyupp]

Hello it's the creepy guesser. How are you doing? :')

We stan the creepy guesser here

I’m doing good :)) wby

[jaehyupp]

Lucas is me and I am Lucas. "Yes, those are birds"

Me too hunny me too lmfao

[jaehyupp]

Lucas: I’m an expert at identifying birds

Kun: ok what about those ones flying over there?

Lucas: yup, they’re all birds

[jaehyupp]

can y’all pLEASE STOP TAGGING ME IN RAY BAN SUNGLASSES SHIT I-

I’ve been tagged f o u r times WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

[jaehyupp]

Ten: have u ever smelled upsexy?

Johnny: smelled what

Ten: upsexy

Johnny: what the fuck is that

Ten: what the fuck is what

Johnny: what’s upsexy

Ten: nothin much hbu

[jaehyupp]

Haechan: who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Taeyong: you’re a hazard to society

Jaemin: and a coward. do 20

[jaehyupp]

Lucas: old people burp and be like “thank you god”

Yangyang: they probably thought it was their last breath

*both turn to look at kun*

Kun: I never thanked any higher power after burping so y’all can turn back around

Yangyang: sure gramps

[jaehyupp]

Haechan: I hope I don’t wake up

Doyoung: same

Haechan: see u in the next life

Doyoung: oh no I meant I hope you don’t wake up. i’m doing just fine

[jaehyupp]

Whether it’s January 1st, 2021, or not, I just want to say a Happy New Year to you! We may not know what 2021 will bring us, but we can only focus on the good things. Thank you for your time last/ this year and continue to find ways that make your blog grow with NCTzens.

Thank you for this amazing ask and happy new year to you too! I can only thank the wonderful people that follow me for how far this blog has come :)

[jaehyupp]

Mark: I used to be passive aggressive, but now I’m going to try and be aggressively passive

Sungchan: wait what

Mark: don’t mess with me bitch i’ll fucking forgive you do not test me

[jaehyupp]

[johnten texting]

Johnny: hey I’ve got something to show you ;)

Ten: you hit “send” on that picture of mike wazowski and I hit “end” on our relationship

Johnny: I don’t have anything to show you

[jaehyupp]

[nct texting]

Taeyong: it takes 45 muscles to frown, but only 10 muscles to smile. i think we should all be a little happier :)

Yuta: frown all day. lose weight. get ripped. gainz.

Johnny: there are two types of people...

[jaehyupp]

I don't know why I didn't come across your account earlier but I'm really obsessed with your account omg😂💜💜

aww thank u so much!! im glad you like my content ^-^ it means a lot ❤️❤️

[jaehyupp]

Johnny: money aside, what’s something that you need right now?

Jaehyun: the money you just put aside

[jaehyupp]

perfect

Literally how it went down 😭😭