so...idk how I’ll explain this one but... if you’re in @myherowritings discord server... you’ll understand this...enjoy ???
— he has caramel flavored lice because they absorbed his sweat from his workouts
— they are also full of nitroglycerin so I don’t know if you wanna keep eating them
— they’re feral like him and he put his hands up there and they bit him
— his face went blank and he just will not touch his hair again unless it’s to wash it
— uses his quirk to do it in the morning and he hesitantly hovers his hands before activating his quirk and blowing his hair up
— the blonde strands that floated onto his shoulders made him scream like a girl
— he becomes like Horton because he can hear the lice screaming as they die from his quirk
— shoto has ice shaped lice who have adapted to the cold of his body because this boy lives on using his ice side only
— they dare not go to the heat because that is death but they will go to his mixed ketchup and mayonnaise colored baby hairs because those are like furnaces
— at this point the baby hairs look like little villages now smh
— y/n like to crawl into his room when he’s asleep and pick them out his hair so they can use them as ice cubes for their drink
— he won’t notice because he’s like a bump on a log and lol you’re doing him a favor
— he wakes up and scratches his head and it’s like the apocalypse for the lice because his fingers will smush them
— it becomes like the ice age during the times he uses his quirk for hero training and only 1/3 of lice survive
— they repopulated because ahem activities keep them warm
— if you’ve ever seen that scene from Bad Boys 2 with the mama rat and the papa rat...those are the lice on Shoto’s head during hero training ...reproduction
— midoriyas lice are as hyper as he is
— they jump around his head and are soon to become lice pro heroes because they ate his hair and have obtained one for all too
— should midoriya ever fall in battle pick the lice out and eat them and the legacy that is one for all is revived
— they originated from bakugou because he would get all up in his face and they needed a new taste of food
— so they hopping hopped into his head and munched on the broccoli flavored food
— until one day the food became different and they all started getting powers
— midoriya basically is like the intro to the show where it recaps how quirks came to be
— except they all have the same fucking power
— they’re the reason why his hair is so wild it’s because they’re always hopping around on his fucking head and making a riot
— poor boy can never comb it so he just lets it be
— trust and believe one of the lice have used one for all at 100% and flew out his hair, landing on his hero notes
— he panics and just plucks it away and is thankful that he was alone in his dorm
— the manliest lice you will ever meet
— they use the hair gel from his hair to keep their antenna up
— they use the pieces of dandruff and take a strand of hair and make weights with it and that’s how they work out
— that is if they survive his sharp hair and every time he activates his quirk fully
— they only use “dude” “bro” and “manly”
— they honestly look like Larry the Lobster due to the red dye and the workouts
— they can and will become friends with bakugou’s feral lice
— he mind controls them so he has friends
— yes he knows they exist
— because poor boy is all alone
— they mind control all lice who look at his hair
— they lonely too and they’re all antisocial
— they renegade to keep themselves from falling into a crippling depression
— some of them cry while renegading
— they’re insomatic too because they stay awake and keep shinsou company
— he likes to slide things into his hair to keep them hidden and let the lice watch over them
— his lice do not like Kaminari because they get electrocuted every time his lice jump over to shinsou’s hair
— but it’s settled cause Kaminari’s lice go stupid too so shinsou’s lice just ignore them and let them wander into danger
