Bored To Death

I post things that interest or make me laugh if it offends you eat dicks!

[catchymemes]

[iwanttobeafirefly]

Unmute

[mindful-air]

GUYS IM WHEEZINGGG

credit: tiktok

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mythosphere]

[chrisflemingslegs]

Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.

The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby

Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr

[an-ace-up-your-sleeve]

An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them.

[firelxdykatara]

it’s like that post that’s like ‘knowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monster’. like the whole point of the post is that frankenstein’s monster is a victim of viktor frankenstein’s own monstrosity.

mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her mother’s grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later.

[thefandombasement-deactivated20]

she WHAT NOW 

[jephpherey-deactivated20230103]

[cannabis-islandgirl]

[stingywithmycootiecat]

Lmfaoo 😂😂

[iwanttobeafirefly]

Unmute

[cutepetsuwu]

Baby hummingbird drinking the juice from a raspberry

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

@narwhalsarefalling this is so fucking funny

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[cipheramnesia]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[sonichedgeblog]

‘Sonic CD Plus‘ is an ‘Encore’ mod of sorts for ‘Sonic CD’, with new palettes, new music and more. Check out the @SHContest entry here: https://sonichacking.org/entries/contest2019/79

[randomweas]

[yovanna-loveme]

LMFAO HIS FACEEE 🤣

[risquereaper]

😂😂😂

[dqnquality]

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[stonerparty]

[cauldroncreations]

friends: how was work

me:

[awesomebombshells]

[jakndaxter17]

Lol just wait

[pettycentral]

[gey4pey]

“Damn that’s wild…..try this phone game though”

[sp-o-o-n]

While we’re playing Lily’s Garden… they be playing Lily’s Heart 😔

[is-there-an-undo-button]

you guys are missing the best part

[homosexualontheloose]

DAMN BITCH

[rootbeergoddess]

He must have been that shitty

[boosyboo9206]

OKAY, BUT, WAIT, I JUST SAW A NEW AD AND lily is just standing at a party

When her friend walks up

And nods her head in this mofo’s direction

To which Lily DOES THIS

BUT IT GETS BETTER BECAUSE SHE NODS IN THE DIRECTION OF THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND

And follows up with this

AND THE PAGE MADE THIS THE CAPTION FOR THE AD

SO LILY DIDN’T JUST GET RID OF THE GUY BUT SHE ALSO TOTALLY ROASTED HIM WITHOUT HIM KNOWING.

[butt-berry]

Saying something risky right before you leave the conversation