Shoot me again, you best pray i'm dead.

I watch a lot of tv. Therefore lots of fandoms.

[anxietyproblem]

[ruinedchildhood]

source

[ruinedchildhood]

[childhoodruiner]

[paperfury-deactivated20260224]

Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to glide down ladders in their own private library while their red cloak flutters behind them, owning swords and many chocolates, with fast WiFi at all times.

[fictionalcharactersaremyreality]

i cannot stress this enough

[moldlover]

i lov goofy boys thats so my type

[qcrip]

Gawrsh a-hyuck

[trasemc]

NASA has released new images of Jupiter, taken by the Juno Spacecraft.

[unclefather]

[parkchanwoohoo]

The female gaze can be completely inscrutable for men but here’s a quick and not-entirely-sensible diagram I drew while pooping to try and make my preferences clear:

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sorry, let me make it more accurate:

[beth-or-whatever]

[parkchanwoohoo]

You understand COMPLETELY

[spiderine]

[knitmeapony]

[tenderwiki]

@spacefloozy

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[allsadnshit]

I’ve been laughing at this on and off for two straight days

[gaynfl-moved]

is he gonna check???

[winterhalters]

3 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

8 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

16 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

[78-s-deactivated20250512]

Im in love with eye contact that shit makes me nervous but i love it

[mitski-miyawakis]

[thecutestofthecute]

Girls hit your hallelujah 

Girls hit your hallelujah

GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH 

[re-actr]

CAUSE CUTE SMALL DOGS GON GIVE IT TO YA

[insta-gramcracker]

puptown funk

[tinierpurplefishes]

Stop.

Wait a minute.

Here’s my bowl:

Put some kibble in it

[dexthorn]

hey i just got this horrifying mask at walmart today. i couldn’t help myself. im sorry. The impulse was too strong.

[snapscube]

did u buy it with money

[dexthorn]

i did, in fact, purchase it with money

[snapscube]

[dexthorn]

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

[clover11-10]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

what the fuck is bandersnatch. what the fuck is bird box. i am watching fantastic four rise of the silver surfer

[gdi-fridays]

Birdbox Bandersnatch is that one actor from sherlock

[jlhgiyftr75587ityjgfhdsetljdse]

Butler voice your wig sir