Jalov114

A blog for the things that I like.

[the-official-ceo]

We smokin those real Venomian Course 3 skunk nugs. That Dinosaur Planet bronto leaf. Them Titanian Tongue Twisters. One hit of the Super FX chip runt had me moving like a Jim Henson puppet. Sent me outta this dimension, softlocked me to my fuckin matress for 72 hours.

My wii U gamepad got the serial numbers scratched off. Opps were talkin crazy, so I whipped out the smart bomb and put em all on General Pepper's bill.

Shorty gimme the brain to rule Lylat. Her pussy so tight I had to use the boost to get through. Had her hold the rumble pak up to my nutsack, came so hard I disappeared into her Awesome Black Hole. This shit ain't nothin to me, man.

[ase-makes-polls]

Spin the wheel for your government assigned fursona*

*Not limited to mammals

Thoughts?

Hell yeah, this rules! I love it!

Not the best, but still really good!

It's okay, I guess. Could be worse.

I have no opinion one way or the other.

It's not great. I really don't care for it.

This sucks! I demand a respin!

NOOOOOOOO!!!

Voting ended onMar 10

[drax-the-vampire-king]

I got a mole. Sooo... I mean still a small blind animal that lives in darkness and eats bugs.. close enough to a bat I suppose. It'll work.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I got a Hyena, not my favorite but it could be worse

[remanedur]

FUCK

[stuck-in-jelly]

The more Pokemon Lucha Libre we get the more Mexican i become

[jalov114]

Muchas gracias Capcom!!!

[augmentedpolls]

How tall are you according to the cursed height chart?

gremlin (4’11”-5’4” or 150-164 cm)

fiend (5’5-5’7” or 165-172 cm)

cryptid (5’8”-6’0” or 173-183 cm)

eldritch horror (6’0”-6’3” or 184-190 cm)

all-knowing deity (>6’3” or >190 cm)

gnome (<4’11” or <150 cm)

results

Voting ended onOct 18, 2025

[real-chicago]

website of short people what the fuck

[alfea]

every pokemon is someone's favourite and i'm determined to find a person for every pokemon so please reblog this and tell me what your number one favourite pokemon of all time is

[galionne-vibin]

Spin this wheel to get a word and this wheel to get an animal. Congrats, this is now your new MGS codename.

Do you like it?

It's great! I love it!

I like it!

It's okay I guess

Uh...

The codename guy hates me

Voting ended onFeb 22, 2025

Reblog with your codename btw I'm curious-

(I'm Acid Cobra)

[dv-doll]

Flickering Rabbit

[the-reconciliation-of-all-things]

RADIANT BOAR

[miggylol]

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

How well suited are you for your new role?

Noooooo this doesn't sound fun :(

Not what I would have picked for myself, but... I'll make it work

Eh. Could be better, but could be a lot worse

Okay, I can work with this!

I WAS BORN TO PLAY THIS ROLE

Voting ended onFeb 3, 2025

[khadgarbignaturals]

playing infinity nikki is like:

“so there’s this big race war between the fluffy bunnies and the sparkle pixies over the nuke the fluffy bunnies have locked away in a train. you see, hundreds of years ago god died and the two groups both blame each other for it so they’ve been completely hostile to each other since.”

“nikki we need your help! pinchy the adorable crab has been torn to shreds by a monster! it’s a cover for the dream murderer going after the nuke we keep in our train. quick, get to choo choo station to confront the dream murderer and stop the brain death epidemic they’re spreading!”

“oh no our friend is bleeding out!!!! nikki hurry and go get some cotton and a fish so we can make bandages!”

“so i know you need to get on this train to get your friend life saving care but i don’t believe you’re a responsible person so have this fashion contest with me first”

[easydoggo]

The elder dragon trio but they are dragon quest enemies

[mf-dude]

[quetzalpapalotl]

Ok, forget all that fandom nonsense, I was sent the most ridiculous image I've seen in m entire life to the point I couldn't even breathe from how hard I was laughing and my brain has been reset.

[quetzalpapalotl]

NO SÉ NI POR DÓNDE EMPEZAR

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Hey girl, I mean 3D printer, i mean they

[saxophonechihuahua]

were here were baybel mini cheese wheels get over it

[thef1amethr0wer]

fix uummm

[baradragon]

…

[savedgame]

Disney splatoon adaptation

[relelvance]

Bayonetta

[kinuko]

[moyaofthemist]

This made me curious, so…

Have you read Homestuck?

I have not read any Homestuck

I tried but failed to read any Homestuck

I read some amount of Homestuck

I read all of Homestuck

I don’t remember if I read Homestuck, somehow

Voting ended onJun 12, 2024

[snuffysbox]

What's your toxic gamer trait?

difficulty-level snob

press x to skip all dialogue

going murder hobo on every NPC

walking right past all loot

physically cannot leave an area 'till all loot has been acquired

ragequitting in spectacular fashion

griefing other players in multiplayer

playing 4000 hours of a life sim to avoid dealing w/ depression

completionist to a fault (game stopped being fun 40 hours ago)

a secret 11th toxic trait not on this list

I have no toxic traits, I am a Sane, Healthy Gamer (TM)

Voting ended onDec 27, 2023

[wiiwheel]

Original tweet got deleted but I'm posting this for posterity