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Fandom stuff, shit posts, cute animals. My blogs a mess basically.

[james-apparently]

Roommate: who doesn't have a book of saphic poetry?

Me: straight men.

[pause]

Roommate, angrily: you had to mention them didn't you! I was perfectly fine pretending they didn't exist.

[james-apparently]

You: waiting for the balls to drop

Me, an intellectual: waiting for the testicles to descend

[james-apparently]

End of Season 2 of Loki

Like a fluffy post credits scene

Loki:  Mobius!  Come come I want to show you something, (opens a time door) Mobius:  Are you taking me somewhere to kill me? L:  Cute, now come!  (Steps through the door followed by Mobius, on a beautiful empty beach) M:  For the record, this feels like a very killing me sort of location. (SUDDENLY, Sylvie comes riding round a corner on a JET-SKI) Loki is grinning, Mobius is Speechless, Sylvie stops on the sand and they’re like “Go on then” and He’s all excited and it’s adorable. 

[chux-deactivated20230616]

Low-key Loki

[maximumsaladexpert]

Relatable lmao

[james-apparently]

I want to see Loki be Bilingual in the way human people are. Like he won't slip up as often because he's a god but we've now seen when he isn't clear of mind (like when he's drunk) his native tongue slips out.

So I want to see him and Mobius researching in the library and Loki is exhausted and quietly goes "I need... Uh.. Um *whispers to himself* kaffe" and Mobius gets up and says "På den" and Loki is just looking at him like 🥺🥺 because he speaks Asgardian.

(side note, the Norwegian used is Google translated so sorry if its wrong)

[celesse]

Blobfrogs

[james-apparently]

Okay but if on my wedding day when it gets to "you may now [kiss the bride]" and all my anime friends don't interrupt but jumping from their seats and scream singing "KIS KISS FALL IN LOVE"

I don't want it.

[fruitandfitspo]

[roozmatazz]

We’re only a month away from Halloween so I’m gonna start telling these jokes and if someone asks me why I’m going to say that they’re Halloween themed jokes. If they say it’s not close to Halloween yet I’m gonna say that it’s always Halloween

[tlbodine]

It’s me. I am skeleton. Unapologetic bad jokes in my bones. 

[james-apparently]

Eren: Kill the Titans!

Mikasa: you are a Titan.

[pause]

Eren, shrugging: *BITES HAND*

@a-bxta just for you

[james-apparently]

I have a few midly obscure habits or sometimes I'll pick up a habit and I'll think its just me until I see someone on tumblr or Tiktok with a post that says "bi/gay culture is doing these things :" and it's all my little habits and I'm like fuck, guess I'm not straight.

[james-apparently]

Can someone please write a song about Eren Jaegar entitled "You Are A Titan" to the tune of "You Are A Pirate" from Lazy Town, please?

[james-apparently]

Pride month is not just about celebrating who we are,

It's about remembering and celebrating all those who have fought and even lost their lives to give us the right to be proud of who we are.

It was Marsha P Johnson who started the stonewall riots, a move that made significant strides in bringing us here today. Marsha P Johnson was a black woman. If it weren't for her fight, we wouldn't be here.

Black lives matter.

Happy pride.

Stay safe.

[james-apparently]

Shuri: Eat The Rich!

T'Challa: we are the rich.

[pause]

Shuri, shrugging: *bites her hand*

[james-apparently]

Peter Parker: Eat The Rich!

Tony: ...

[butchtj-deactivated20190316]

Do any other american high schoolers have intense survivor’s guilt and trauma with school shootings even though they weren’t at your school?

[butchtj-deactivated20190316]

Like. A laser tag place opened geared towards teenagers and it got no business, we tried to enjoy it but when someone pointed a laser machine gun at me and I instinctively dropped behind the nearest wall and reached to turn off my phone I cried, I wasn’t the only one. The announcements system turns on at an unexpected time and everyone holds their breath until they say something besides “locks, lights, out of sight,” nobody even jokingly pops chip bags anymore, a door slammed really loud during a class change and everyone dropped and ran. Everyone cries during drills, even the toughest ranch kids. Every drill comes with a full day of teachers crying and telling us that they love us all so much and will die for us, and every kid in every class looking around wondering who would I die for? Who would die for me? You walk to the bathroom and wonder every second if it happens right now, where will I go? You test supply closet doors to see which ones are unlocked, you memorize which furniture in the teachers’ lounge your English teacher says is light enough to barricade a door with. The fire alarm goes off and nobody moves, instead you wait for gunshots—it a trap? You stand with a group of freshmen and realize that you’re the oldest, you know you’ll have to die for them. You forget your ID tag and worry that now the police won’t be able to tell your parents if you’re safe, or not safe. Your stats teacher has a baseball bat by the door, your math teacher keeps a stapler under each desk to throw, your drama teacher asks who will be willing to stand by the non-locking door with the Shakespearean swords. Your yearbook teacher tells you don’t worry about breaking a camera because you heard about the kids who died holding them. You don’t use the bathroom during classes because you don’t want to be the only target to shoot at. You keep your phone on silent 24/7 because you worry the one time you forget will be when you get your whole US History class killed. You have a snap saved with your class schedule and school and full name to send in an instant to your internet friends so they know if you were on that wing, you have a note saved with the things you want your mom to know and the things you’re sorry for. At the age of 12 I was told I needed to know who I would die for and that it was okay if it was nobody, that was my decision to make. School shootings control us more than adults and non-Americans could possibly imagine and nobody moves to change anything unless we’re actively screaming for it. Have you considered we’re too scared?

[tehdoctah]

The absolute fuck. The fuck did I just read. This sounds like dystopian fiction. The fucking fuck.

[allthingshyper]

It isn’t. This is 100% the reality of all American children - not the ones that live in bad neighborhoods, not the ones that make bad choices, ALL OF THEM.

Welcome to America.

[kentuckyfriedbooks]

This reminds me of a discussion we had in one of my classes the other day-

My professor was describing how everyone from her generation had the same nightmare of a nuke going off. In they dream they all saw the same mushroom cloud and everything. She said that she didn’t think my generation had a dream like that; one that everyone shared and had

For a while none of us could disagree with her. Until this popped up. I raised my hand and mentioned that everyone I knew had an active shooter dream at one point or another. And Every. Single. Person. Nodded. All of us had that dream. All of us.

Pretty telling, huh?

[aristocrowcy]

The mere notion that highschool children might have survivor’s guilt is sickening

[james-apparently]

I cried reading this and my dad had to come check on me.

Britain's not perfect, but we won't shoot you while you're getting an education.

Please all of you come stay with me I want to keep you safe.

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Rhino calf pesters his mom. [video]

[obeekris]

“Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom.”

[pipis-envy]

Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

Same thing goes for bisexual men and mlm relationships!!!!!

REBLOG THIS VERSION TOO YOU COWARDS

[toenail-soup-deactivated2020091]

Same thing for bisexual people in m/f relationships that people call straight.

[the-rsgrdn]