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Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises
Pleased to report that the 190 year old tortoise is a gay icon
Jonathan is the oldest known land animal btw. I need everyone to know that the oldest animal alive is a gay tortoise
all texts are risky texts if you have sufficient fear in your heart
you’re jean leslie and you show up at your first day for work and you share that you love it when men die and all of your coworkers cheer and they love you and also you’re two apples tall
The rule for making an English compound word that you didn’t know that you know is that the first word describes the second word. The second word in the compound word is more important.
For example a bluebird is a bird that is blue. A birdblue would I suppose be a blue that is bird but it certainly doesn’t mean the same thing as bluebird whatever it is.
An airplane is a plane that is in the air. A planeair just isn’t anything. Maybe it would be the air inside of a plane.
Or perhaps it would be plane air with a space in it. Because we kind of just make compound words all the time like Germans do but sometimes we put a space in there. Where you put the space kind of doesn’t stop it from being a compound word.
So think to yourself. What would be the difference between a clockdog and a dogclock? Or, a clock dog and a dog clock. Very different things, right?
Not every language does this. This is a very Germanic language thing that English does.
Which is why if someone calls English a Romance language they’re talking out of their ass. A Romance language can’t invent a clockdog or a birdblue off the cuff. Absolute fakenewsinventor of them.
You probably invent compound words/phrases all the time if you speak English. Like the recent slang thing of calling yourself an enjoyer. A cat enjoyer. A pillow enjoyer. A Mario enjoyer.
It would kind of be the same thing if you took out the space. Marioenjoyer could absolutely be a word and almost every fluent or native English speaker in the world would immediately know what it meant even if they’d never heard it before.
What about cutpurse, sellsword, spendthrift, and those sorts of words?
A thief cuts the strings on your purse, a mercenary sells the use of their sword, and a person who is reckless with money spends instead of being thrifty. Pretty self explanatory if you know the context.
The Fisherman: Ugh, you would not believe the day I had today, I was attacked by an octopus! The Fisherman's Wife: How was it..........
Every day I am haunted by the “text on the print” section of this famous artwork’s Wikipedia article and I can no longer keep it to myself
oh my god. hentai dialogue has a long and illustrious history...
the ghosts of button house ♡
(feel free to use as pfp w/credit! bonus chibis are below the cut without backgrounds if you wanna change up the color!)
it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity
Holy shit. "The demese ef the Ne'enderthels: Wes lengege a fecter?" published in the Science magazine
short but sweet
they are orange for an amazing reason
(@callmelasagna's master)
My brain is currently co-occupied by both The Traitors and Operation Mincemeat (you gotta force your longterm fixation into your shortterm fixations, thats the rules) and I've come to the conclusion that most of the characters in Mincemeat would be so terrible at Traitors.
Except Hester. Hester could not only solve the whole game but she would play it like a fiddle if she really wanted to.
monty would be like hugo: he would be too loud and dramatic causing his downfall
Exactly! All I could think while watching Hugo at the roundtable was 'This is the most Monty thing'
you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing
HE HAD A SON NAMED
WHAT
NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK
technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn
Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.
I have something worse
imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn
imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen
WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN
I have an answer to that one too
The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.
Born without a groove 😔
My brain is currently co-occupied by both The Traitors and Operation Mincemeat (you gotta force your longterm fixation into your shortterm fixations, thats the rules) and I've come to the conclusion that most of the characters in Mincemeat would be so terrible at Traitors.
Except Hester. Hester could not only solve the whole game but she would play it like a fiddle if she really wanted to.
what's your favorite sports headline that could also be a whimsical fantasy story plot point if taken out of context?
I'm pissed because we lost to some elves
darius slay says he was "this close" to becoming a raven
transfer portal created in good faith, but is out of control
power of friendship helps spark sharks' historic comeback victory over penguins
jay cutler passed his physical and is officially a dolphin
nightmare eels season
hawks trade young to wizards
vikings discovered new way to stop the eagles' dreaded tush push
p-bruins topped by bears
are newark's mummies to blame for devils' bad injury luck?
seattle kraken hockey player, sea troll charged by grizzly bear
(inspired by this classic tumblr post)
Broke: Imma kick your ass
Woke: You are invited to join me on the
I didn't go all the way to Yorkshire for 72 notes
what day is it
always fucking some day or another around here
