Kez

hella @kezzava

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Looking back i do realize being raised by the internet wasn't the best for my psychological well-being

[penisdestroyer7766]

same, gas-station-dick-pill

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one struggle, penisdestroyer7766 🤝

[tikkety-tok]

Sound: ON. 

[catchymemes]

[hellangxl]

shopping for clothes is fun until you have to confront the fact that your proportions are totally off and you’re a size small but you also have tits so a medium is too big but a tight shirt is not flattering bc it doesn’t fit right when you get your normal size and pants never look good because you have no ass whatsoever and shit is always too tight around your hips and too loose around your waist and thighs i simply cannot win

[1990sthin]

You have literally described my EXACT body

[neil-gaiman]

Dear Neil, I am a horrible person. How to be kinder, please?

Sometimes I suspect we are all horrible people. Or at least, we are human people. Same thing. We are impatient, judgmental, irritating and irritated, grumpy, easily offended and the rest of it.

So how to be kinder if it doesn’t come naturally? 

Fake it. 

Fake it a little bit at a time. 

Because there isn’t actually any difference between doing something nice for someone because you are naturally saintly and perfect, and doing something nice for someone because you are secretly demonic and trying to cover it up. It’s still an act of kindness either way, and you still made their lives better.

Smile at people. Say hullo. Ask about their lives. Remember what they’ve told you about their lives. Do small things to try and help them. (They will not know you are horrible, do not worry. They will just perceive that you are helping.)

Give people the benefit of the doubt. Remember that it’s more often stupidity to blame than evil, that everyone can screw up (including you) and what’s important is learning from that.

Think “What would an actually kind person do now?” – and do that. Don’t beat yourself up when you fail. Just be as kind to yourself as you will be to others – even if you have to fake that.

And good luck.

[neil-gaiman]

Reblogging because people have begun sharing it again.

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[memescomedy]

[thestylesindependent]

BrdgstoneArena· Happy birthday to the sweetest creature out there, @Harry_Styles! See you on 7/28!

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I submitted my application and resume

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

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[bingomann]

reblog for good luck

[milkteastudies]

i reblogged this back in november and now i’m an employee at apple 😭

[brawltogethernow]

*turns off the light*

my cat, who can still see perfectly, watching as I bump into a table: Ah, she has toggled the switch that controls whether she is stupid.

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

cats: *big sleep*

cats: *wake up, lil bath, lil food*

cats: oh man … i’m so sleepy *big sleep part 5*

[atuans]

everybody has seen vanessa stockard's black cat paintings im sure but im still so obsessed with how she paints the cat like

literally JUST eyes

[weirdandco]

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

dads will see their kids and be like “is anyone gonna emotionally damage that” and not wait for an answer

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

[lesbianism-that-sucks]

baby harry potter: if an evil wizard tried to avada kedavra me I would simply say no thank you

baby harry potter: rip to every wizard who ever died but I'm different

[kazablanka96]

Gone but never forgotten.

[vintageinstepford]

This is my cat, Brigitte.

24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer.  Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park.  She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.

I’m telling you, there’s something about this animal.  Good fortune follows her everywhere.

I don’t want to be selfish.  I have everything I need and then some.  So, I’m sharing her with you.

Reblog Brigitte and you’ll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.

And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte.  Any donation helps your SPCA, even if it’s just five bucks.

Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.

Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!

[raining-skies]

we out here spreading those Lucky Cat Vibes™®

[dissociatingdumbass]

I need some lucky cat vibes in my pathetic life

[spacegate]

always reblog lucky kitties!

[makeshiftstory]

Reflagging the good luck Kitty!