Jamie (Internet remix)

Would you rather read a polemic, a philippic, or a jeremiad?

[jamietie]

I’m 43 today. I’m not much for birthday wishes, but I actually have one this year. If you’re reading this and you’re sad or angry or generally miserable all the time, please know that there is help out there. The hardest thing is realizing that the only one who can ask for that help is you. It’s deeply unfair and I wish I weren’t that way. But if you need help, please ask. You might be surprised how much is out there. https://www.instagram.com/p/CltqkcruCnl/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[jamietie]

Glass “trees” at Target https://www.instagram.com/p/CX1FSRrO8le/?utm_medium=tumblr

[jamietie]

This is 42. https://www.instagram.com/p/CXBaIMXLCxo/?utm_medium=tumblr

[jamietie]

Last little bit of sunlight on the first day of summer. #northdakotalife https://www.instagram.com/p/CQaDiKtnzRM/?utm_medium=tumblr

[jamietie]

My first day fully immunized, a self-portrait. https://www.instagram.com/p/CNaBYx1nTcR/?igshid=14axz9zu3e8r8

[jamietie]

New self-isolation routine includes tea time daily at 2:30 p.m. https://www.instagram.com/p/B-fakPRndtY/?igshid=1k9in0e7allmy

[jamietie]

Once upon a time, my brother and I were super cute https://www.instagram.com/p/B7EOg8qnPgl/?igshid=euiffrnqkess

[jamietie]

I suppose it was inevitable that I would get a tattoo of @mountaingoatsmusic lyrics https://www.instagram.com/p/B6Go8P_HA4x/?igshid=120dcae8iong1

[jamietie]

2009/2019. I still take dumb pictures of my face. I have less hair and more weight, but I also have far better glasses and facial hair. Oh, not-quite-yet-30 Jamie, you are about to have a strange and interesting decade https://www.instagram.com/p/B5HByfKHpcX/?igshid=1x1ihltrxia6q

[jamietie]

It’s going to be a busy day, so why not put on a bow tie? https://www.instagram.com/p/B3MhXtTn2YY/?igshid=1736vwcrk0ogi

[jamietie]

Storm is coming through, followed by another polar vortex. Except in North Dakota, we just call that “winter.” #northdakotalife #prairiewinter #ndwx https://www.instagram.com/p/BtbzPSqH0ob/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zcr4zcpdi6ia

[jamietie]

Will @staff say this is banned?

[thegleamoftheknife]

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

[sabrecmc]

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

[hckleinman]

staff You are recommending that I follow a nazi blog I blocked last night. Your site promotes anti-semitism to Jews. Your site shoves Nazi Swastikas in the faces of Jews. It’s bad enough that the Nazi blogs seem to be sprouting up like weeds on a site that claims to have an anti-hate policy, but to actively promote them to people who have taken the steps of blocking these blogs is beyond the pale. Clean this place up. It’s turning into Stormfront. I encourage everyone who sees this post, Jewish or otherwise, to reblog it. Tumblr has been ignoring the growth of Nazism on this site for too long. It needs to end.

[proboscismonkey]

Dear Tumblr Staff

[jamietie]

Clearing the sidewalks on Main Street. #bakken #northdakotalife #ndwx #prairiewinter https://www.instagram.com/p/BqQBMd8nkQX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17ka5curujv2a

[rosegoldlips]

ur personality is defined by ur favorite line in hallelujah

[rosegoldlips]

tag your favorite line of hallelujah

[bigscaryd]

“tag your favorite line of hallelujah” scans to Hallelujah.

[animatedamerican]

…

you tried to read the words as prose but noticed how its scansion goes and now you can’t unhear the tune, so screw ya recall the phrase you love the most then once again reblog this post and tag your fav’rite line of hallelujah

[shinelikethunder]

okay that’s it I hate you all. like… fuckign done. i’ve hit the wall.

…I’m calling the Tumblr Cops to come subdue you

[ericvilas]

I hate the fact this fucking fits. I’m just about to call it quits. Now everything just sounds like hallelujah.

[amatalefay]

You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme, repeat the sound another time, Five iambs, then an extra beat will do ya. Another rhyme, a rising note - congratulations, you just wrote Another goddamn verse to Hallelujah.