whatya want?

[curlytoms-deactivated20191110]

I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN TODAY

[australianpikachu]

Borders between countries

1) India and Nepal

2) Kenya and Tanzania

3) Argentina and Brazil

4) Norway and Sweden

5) Lesotho and South Africa

6) France and Italy

7) Poland and Belarus

8) Senegal and The Gambia

9) Spain and Portugal

10) US and Mexico

Inspired by this

[cafelatte-caramelmacchiato]

Tristeza

[midnight-sun-rising]

Wow. I had no idea other countries didn’t surround their borders as we do.

[witwitch-deactivated20160508]

There’s a border somewhere in Holland I forgot which other country but it like runs through the outside seating area of a cafe or something

[zaynmalikeatsass-deactivated201]

i hate this pic bc everyone is staring @ zayn but zayn is only looking at liam

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

he only got two eyes

[dreamsmp3-deactivated20160426]

every day. every single day i think about this post. i’ve been on this website for 5 years and no post has ever changed me the way this post has.

[thecommonchick]

OMG! 😂

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

[spagetthy]

As a pilot I am ashamed, this is disgusting and unethical. I can not BELIEVE that you would do such a sinful thing as to perform oral pleasure on a pilot, during flight, in the bathroom when the cockpit is RIGHT THERE. it’s literally a COCKpit. It’s IN THE NAME

[wonpilie]

fav author: i’m writing a new book!!! yay!!!

book: *has no title, no cover, no plot, no release date*

me:

[southernsideofme]

[6qubed]

sorry to hear about the car :(

[correct-vampire-opinions]

gofundme to get the guy a new car

[memorian]

One of the best Pokemon Go stories so far. 

[youareawolfqq]

Every time he does this she gets curious but also scared.

[gerriceo]

Thank you, Carrie Fisher.

[darkisnotevil]

Carrie: specifically asks women

Man: talks

Carrie: Shut the fuck up I wasn’t talking to you

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[unclefather]

[bootycap]

[perlukafarinn]

every time supernatural references fortnite i think of that screencap with steve buscemi going ‘what’s up fellow kids’

[gallifreyanwriter]

Every time they do WHAT

[fslut]

Its still airing??!!

[gaynfl-moved]

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

[marisatomay]

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

[gaynfl-moved]

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

[unclefather]

[babyfireflyisdead]

HDZFJSJFSFJS

[panicfast]

[ratsbby]

Everyone on tumblr rn