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quiteliterallyhotsauce

You’re going to receive GOOD NEWS this week.

witchfromthemidwest

I CLAIM THAT SHIT

mjsheartisstillbeating

@thatpettyblackgirl

quiteliterallyhotsauce

haroldhatter-deactivated2019081

I don’t think I’ve reblogged this yet this week, but I did see it earlier today, and I got a new job!

And I went in assuming that it would just be a volunteer job, but I’m getting paid $15 an hour!

vesperass-anuna

Pls some good news

emptybucketoffucks

Please, gods, I need some good news tomorrow

ap-kinda-lit

ai-papi-deactivated20201124

hey, some kisses wouldn’t be bad at all

highfunctioningfool

paper-mario-wiki

nobody likes the “bad boys” who insult and degrade their partners while wearing pastel polos with popped collars, people like REAL bad boys who wear leather jackets and take a lot of care in how they shape their pompadour and carry around stiletto switchblades and care about their communities and ride a motorcycle and rebel against the government and says stuff like “NOBODY insults my gal” and gets in fistfights with dudes who catcall their girlfriends. THOSE bad boys are the guys everyone wants.

geftheshittalkingmongoose

We want the boys society says are bad, not actually bad boys

aphony-cree

Classic bad boys went against the mainstream masculine society of their time. They embraced attributes that were considered girly: longer hair, use of hair products, appreciation in their appearance, enjoyment of art and music. They rebelled against the notion that as soon as you left high school you needed to work a respectable job, get married, and have 2.5 children. They were bad because they didn’t follow what society said a man should be, and that’s why it was attractive

como-chin-gas

rosewater1997

wheres the love of my life wtf!!! i got things i want to do with them tf

dankmemesreasonforliving

ha-pax

mistomaxo

the juice is loose

toloveviceforitself

…what the shit did I just watch

wiseguynephile

the really comprehensive befuckening of a house

toloveviceforitself

…ask a stupid question, I guess

wiseguynephile

wait look i found the real answer:

“This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.”

tflatte

…but what question led to THIS?

lyrangalia

The question seems to be “what happens if you mixed elephant toothpaste, gasoline, and fire together in a staircase”, which, I don’t know why you would ask that very specific question but maybe it’s a burning question in Norway.

optimysticals

huh. That’s a hell of a thing.

trikwhoretreat

Reminds me of that one goosebumps book

falco353

When I don’t see the spider anymore

coolthingoftheday

An agate stone that looks like a window to the ocean.

adrenaline

by Lauren Withrow

aureat

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go

ariseadaptascertain

Netflix and hold my hand under the blanket till we fall asleep

ariseadaptascertain

Need rn

weloveshortvideos

mercedesbenzodiazepine

Oh my fucking GOD

likeamillionsuns

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

jumpingjacktrash

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

cozymochi

@since-the-900s

thespectacularspider-girl

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.