The new season of Red vs. Blue looks great!

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@jaredhal0
The new season of Red vs. Blue looks great!
So, I didn’t rly do any ship fanarts for V day but have this instead b/c I love yall. You can totally use these as icons, just pls credit me
As for it, I actually inspired myself a lot from an Adora icon I saw on google ( unfortunately, I don’t know the artist so I can’t rly credit them)
Edit: so someone told me that the Adora icon was from @pbeltarts so shout out to them, they’re art is amazing!
What if the world… Were minecraft
I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what
The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it
He Contemplates the Flat Apple
This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking
This is what I’m reading btw
Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?
seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power
i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft
Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience
the fucking slapping noise is incredible
This is unsettling.
1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN
missed opportunity to call it the Soviet 2nion
Apocalypse soon, Oleg Vdovenko (soon)
The “horrible disaster in pitch darkess lit momentarily by camera flash” mood in these paintings is incredible.
† In memory of Rosa Luxemburg, a great woman and a leader of the german revolution, who was murdered 100 years ago.
Just finished a session with some first time D&D players and this is the description sheet for a player’s human bard who casts spells by giving informational speeches
raw chaotic neutral
Super Smash Bros. Sex Moves by williemuse & nyaffe
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please remove this post I’m begging @staff
This is bull. You know damn well that Captain Falcon would be fisting.
trained video game designers who get paid thousands of dollars for making video game: some things are way too difficult to create with this engine, you have to understand that we are very limited in our possibilities for this game
modders with a pirated version of photoshop who work full jobs outside the video game industry: hey guys I made 100 hairstyles and re-textures of 750 outfits during my lunch time. Also this female character now has proper armor and can be romanced by a female protag. I was kinda busy last night but here are 20 new complexions you can download for free
also modders: hey guys! i created an unofficial bug patch that fixed 185930 places where the game could/does crash, cuts loading time in half and restores broken dialogue and new choices to allow better avenues of conversation! please just endorse and give me feedback :)
you can say Bethesda. it’s okay. todd can’t hurt you here.
Are you sure @c0urier-six ?
You have no power here, Howard.
2014: doge is a funny dog lol
2018: doge is divorced and his ex-wife has cursed him to live in hell forever
2019: doge marries isabelle from animal crossing and they live a happy life together
1203: doge directs the fourth crusade to sack constantinople
I miss sleeping next to someone
fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol
I hate how fucking funny this is
adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive