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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy

fiddlepickdouglas

raptorials

Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

candytreedepartment

me looking at the sign then seeing the chickens

leonardcohenofficial

hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

leonardcohenofficial

peace and love on planet earth

leonardcohenofficial

lvmimis

like people forget that weird girls grow into weird adult women. it doesn't just go away. and no you don't perish when you turn 25 or automatically turn into a nonweird wife and mother like some kind of Pokémon end evolution, you end up like me.

ursavorpalis

#or you transition

troublepunk-ldn

luckily weird little boys are also transitioning into weird adult women, so the balance is maintained and the world is full of cool weird adult women

kirimisosoup

interview with angelocaris

tigeristired

i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what

marvellouslymadmim

"I trust you with my life because you are good and kind and noble--I know you will not hesitate to do everything in your power to save me.

I do not trust you with your own life because you are good and kind and noble--I know you would not hesitate to sacrifice yourself to save me."

THAT is where it's at!!!!!

depsidase

queer-as-city-folk

Girl, we have to stop with the weird subgenres

queer-as-city-folk

WHAT IS ART POP? WHAT IS GEEK ROCK? WHAT IS FILK?

mbta-unofficial

Filk is when you’re on a long lonesome asteroid drive from mars down to that there space elevator hauling cars of diamonds off on trains to run the city folk’s graphene business but it’s the only work you can get since the martian wars died down and if you miss that delivery cycle you’re gonna need to wait another 14 earth months in the belt eating synthetic pork and beans so you gotta get hauling

#begging fo filk recommendations cause that sounds sick

sadclowncentral

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

nostalgia-eh52

lesbianshepard

The real message of the movie

raqualswonderfunblog

bidoof

alternate world where japan’s animation industry reached a point where shows can only succeed by grotesquely fetishizing the male characters’ testicles instead of the female characters’ breasts, to the point that all male characters have clearly visible testicles in all their outfits and there’s always at least one dude who has really huge balls and his skinny jeans are like vacuum sealed onto his legs so it’s like he’s basically bottomless and his balls are the focal point of every shot he’s present in and they sort of waft around unnaturally with every movement he makes and all the male characters openly compare testicle sizes and get jealous of the dudes with larger testicles and certain character archetypes are defined by their the size of their balls

hellenhighwater

I love good maple syrup but I don't use it very quickly, so it has a tendency to crystallize in my fridge. This can be solved by refilling the bottle with whiskey and then setting it in hot water to let the sugars melt.

And then, of course, you let the whiskey cool, and you drink it.

hellenhighwater

To those asking--yes. Once opened, real maple syrup should be refrigerated. It can spoil or mold, and the fridge reduces the possibility of that.

hellenhighwater

This does also work with crystalized honey!

gahdamnpunk

Tell them the air is halal too

gravityjunior

Seriously do these people not understand that anything without pork or alcohol can be halal? Or that almost all seafood is halal? Even if other meats aren’t halal basically anything vegan or vegetarian is by default halal

ihatecispeople

the issue with toblerone and the reason they added the halal certificate is because nougat is often one of those things that can contain hidden pork through the gelatine (not all countries demand a specification on what kind of gelatine, and pork is the most common one), but most chocolate nougat bars have now switched to cheaper gelling agents, not for a love towards muslim but to get more profit… and as someone that is from a halal household, toblerone has literally always been halal for muslims to eat–the halal certificate just makes it official and easier for muslims to find

yeah-mani

^^ Thanks for clearing that up, I was wondering what the hell would make a chocolate bar be non-halal.

captainlordauditor

that means it’s kosher, too!

teaboot

“My stupid woke chocolate doesn’t even have pork in it”

im-da-bronx

Die-hard antisemites and islamophobes out there avoiding halal and kosher approved foods

Like ok, you do realize that kosher and halal foods (and even just ‘woke’ foods) often have more specific preparation requirements that make them safer to eat? And by avoiding them you’re giving money to companies that would gladly feed you rats and sawdust if they could get away with it?