Woah no way!!!!!

Charlotte, 25, UK. I am trying my best sorry!!!!!

[homunculus-argument]

I'm like the pug of people. Making me exist like this in the first place was cruel and deeply unethical, but nonetheless people find me funny and my symptoms endearing.

[artsyolivia]

[x--self-love--x]

[vilikis-silvermoon]

[pocket-deer-belly]

[eastern-lights]

[treecitysessions]

I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling

[girlmostlikely]

[cutecipher]

#believewomen

[tomwaterbabies]

no disney conspiracies matter. except for the one i've come up with and it's their anti-ginger kid agenda supported only by the fact that ive never wanted to punt a fictional child into the depths more than these two freaks

[narwhalsarefalling]

god i miss pre porn ban tumblr days when you couldn’t browse tumblr in public because you’ll see some mutual’s dick pic. i think since banning porn we have gotten too brazen with our crown

[narwhalsarefalling]

if i followed you before 2017 there’s a 20% chance i’ve seen your asshole and not your face and that’s how social media should be

[narwhalsarefalling]

ok everyone thank you for sending pictures of your tiddies. i’m now at peace because i opened up my messages in class and a freshman frat boy saw the amount of tit pics i was getting and slapped me on the back.i am now one Of The Boys.

for the person that sent a picture of your feet: go to hell

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.

[donovonshepard]

AHAHAHAHAHAH

hahahahahahaha

*wiping a single tear from my eye*

that is the SADDEST attempt at bullshit i’ve read in a while on here.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

nothing gets past this guy

[alter-koker]

[alter-koker]

it feels weirdly personal that this many people can see the crease in my garfield book

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

first nap you had after waking up from a coma would be a nail biter. you'd be wondering

[doctorstarlock]

This reads like a 20k note post. Investing now on the ground floor

[bellossom]

besties... ATTACK!!!

[evilcyclopsxmen]

[kosmicznacebula]

it's always a good day to complain about English speakers

[fthgurdy]

Important addition: Maria Skłodowska-Curie was born during partitions, which means Poland didn’t exist, which means her insistence that she was Polish was a significant act of defiance against the occupation, which means that you should respect that instead of arguing that ‘well she had French citizenship’. She couldn’t have Polish citizenship despite being Polish, that’s kinda the point she was making by keeping her maiden name and naming a chemical element she discovered ‘Polonium’ .

[morepopcornplease]

HOW TO PRONOUNCE: Skłodowska

L with a dash through it (ł) makes a “W” sound. and W makes a “V” sound.

skwo-DOV-ska

[programmerhumour]

Once upon a time…

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[thebeanestbad]

[personification-of-anxiety]

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

[oars-deactivated20220516]

i wish we were all little cells making cell noises like lalalalaalaalee lala

[morvay]

um I'm pretty sure cells don't make sounds or noises

[oars-deactivated20220516]

cells are crying and whimpering every day

[aparticularlysmallrat]

BLLOOOUUUOUUGHGHGHHHIIIOOOGUUUGHHHHBBBRBBRRRRRBROROUUUOOOUUUUUGHHGHGBLLBLBLBLBLRRRBOOUOUOUUUUUUUUGH

[aparticularlysmallrat]

BLLOOOUUUOUUGHGHGHHHIIIOOOGUUUGHHHHBBBRBBRRRRRBROROUUUOOOUUUUUGHHGHGBLLBLBLBLBLRRRBOOUOUOUUUUUUUUGH

[insaneostyle]

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

[countess-of-edessa]

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

[woolandflax]

Behold

A chicken

[alexseanchai]

[image: a lemon.]

[brawltogethernow]

Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.