We Dance Alone

"This world is mine. I think this world may even just be a long, long dream I'm watching. You guys may just be illusions, and it can't be proven whether or not you really exist either. In other words, this world was created with me at the center. So what will happen if I die? I don't know. My imagination isn't very creative; I just can't imagine myself dying. In other words, there is no way this world can completely disappear. But if I die, then everyone will disappear. I am the only one in this world who won't disappear. The rest are just people I see as if in a dream."

[real-faker]

I’m at goodwill and I think I might’ve found a millennium item…

[real-faker]

I brought it to the counter to ask for a price because it mysteriously didn’t have a sticker, and after they randomly decided the price, one of the cashiers told me it was a shame it didn’t have a sticker cause she wanted to see when they put it out, she said it must’ve been recent cause she’s never seen it before.

So like…………… it’s definitely got a cursed Egyptian spirit in it

[estrogenpatchnotes]

Hope you’re good at duel monsters my guy

[viria]

Some shuakes from twitter 

[paintvividly]

INCOMING: CROW! 

[doorstoplord]

“Describe homestuck” is a weird question, because you can describe the overarching plot but not the weird branches it shoots off into

Like, “Homestuck is about a reality altering video game that comes about at the end of every world that, if beaten, allows the players to become gods of the next world. we follow four kids from our world who play it, the aliens from the previous game that made our world, and a ‘reboot’ game that comes about when ours fails.”

And then someone asks about how the fuck Betty Crocker plays into it and you don’t fucking know how to answer without a goddamn essay

[roach-works]

giving someone a quick, offhand summation of homestuck like it didn’t consume at least three years of your life:

THEY ASK A FOLLOW-UP QUESTION:

[e-102]

all dangan ronpa characters are pisces

[metalgearemily]

why bitch

[e-102]

blood pink

[metalgearemily]

[milfmaekar]

I do not like the admiral

[wiresandwifi]

Top 10 posts that could get you killed without tagging the fandom

[milfmaekar]

I FEEL I SHOULD SAY THIS IS ABOUT THE ADMIRAL FROM STAR TREK DISCOVERY NOT ABOUT THE ADMIRAL, JON'S CAT FROM THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES

[spiralling-stranger]

[teikiatsugirl]

[toastbutteregg]

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

Justin McElroy’s unfortunately scheduled spaghetti tweet getting posted as the capitol was being invaded by right wing domestic terrorists is the only thing that has genuinely made me laugh in the last 24 hours

I mean:

[stephaniepriscillart]

Usagi <3

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cantina-band]

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

[sigilmint]

i couldn’t fucking resist

[g-4f-te4-zv6-r-g0-e1il-h-eg-jf2]

[pro-gay]

[gotterhag]

[a-girl-with-sparkling-lies]

I need everyone to understand the above gif is unedited. That actually played on TV.

[swarnpert]

might fuck around and start putting the comma in the year

[swarnpert]

August 16th 2,020

[ysabelmystic]

Ooooooo I don’t like that

[jokers-ponytail]

“BUT ITS CANON!!!1!1”

[ort-smort]

Cloud Busting Duty (2020)