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[hrsocials]

huge news gay people. i figured out how to sort a tag by chronological order. so to view the au starting at post one, click this. i also put it in the pinned :) yayyyy (i am usually so bad at computer stuff so this is Huge for me. thank u reddit.) (if u want to learn to do this i will put it in the replies)

[wistfulcynic]

keep rolling under the stars, chapter three

June 2010. Ilya Rozanov is delayed after the CCM shoot. By the time he gets to the locker room, Shane Hollander is out of the showers and Ilya’s entire plan is ruined. Only not quite fully ruined. Hollander invites him to dinner with his parents as a thank you for arranging the shoot and Ilya, in a burst of insanity, agrees. He hits it off with Yuna and David. They all exchange numbers. He and Hollander become friends. At no point does Ilya stop wanting more from him.

June 2016. Ilya Rozanov is a superstar. A Cup winner. An MVP. Women want him, men want to be him. He’s fucking miserable. He’s in love with his best friend. He can’t deny it anymore. Only now Shane is dating a movie star and happier than Ilya’s ever seen him. Ilya can’t ruin that for him, can’t ruin their friendship by asking for what he knows Shane can’t give. No matter how much it kills him.

A charity event in San Francisco. A catastrophic computer failure. A fateful decision to drive, not fly. Two days in a car, just the two of them. Alone. Together. Ilya’s sick with excitement and with dread, because how can he keep his secrets with Shane so close for so long?

What he doesn’t know is that Shane has secrets too.

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Hannah tucks her pad back into her apron pocket then hesitates. The intent look is back on her face. She glances over at the middle-aged couple across the room, who are still talking quietly together. Then she sits in the chair opposite Ilya. 

“Tell him,” she says, in a voice that matches the look on her face. “I know it’s none of my business—” 

“You are right about that,” Ilya retorts.  

“But you should tell him.” 

Ilya doesn’t bother to play dumb. He knows his feelings for Shane must be written all over his face, plain to see for anyone who knows how to look. “I can’t,” he says. “He has a girlfriend.” 

“Does he?” 

“Yes. Hot one. Perfect for him. Makes him happy.” He takes a gulp of coffee. “I think they might be engaged.” 

“Well, if that’s the case then you’ve really got to tell him. That boy cannot marry a woman. It’d be a huge mistake.” 

“Maybe,” Ilya says. 

Hannah eyes him shrewdly. “I’m bisexual myself,” she tells him, “I get it. But if he”—she gestures out at the beach where Shane presumably is—“is not fully gay then I will give up sex entirely. And I really like sex.” 

Ilya shrugs. “Maybe,” he says again. 

There was a time when he'd believed the same. That Shane was, if not gay per se at least into men enough that he’d entertain something with Ilya. But in those first few encounters of theirs, Ilya had not been subtle. Short of actually stripping down and jerking off right at him there’s not much more he thinks he could have done to let Shane know that he was interested. If Shane likes men then that means it’s Ilya he doesn’t want and Ilya gets that, he does. He just can’t face it. It hurts too much. 

Hannah sighs. “It’s scary,” she says. “Feelings suck. I still think you should tell him.” 

“Maybe,” Ilya says, for the third time. 

Hannah sighs again and looks up at the ceiling. “Boys,” Ilya hears her mutter, then she stands up and stalks back to the kitchen to make their breakfast. 

[leneybeany]

Freak4Freak Hollanov fics!

Completed Ongoing

Make sure to leave kudos under fics you enjoy and like and repost this so more can see!!

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such a lovable lamb by FlowerCitti

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if u think i’m pretty by WeeBeastie

Convince Me Either Way by isto4u

Peak Condition by satiricsorcerer

you're so smooth (if you want, you can bite me and i won't move) by seeingwhispers

possessive love disorder by Literal_Multifandom_Trashcan

all his spindly roots by Ruby_Wednesday

Unravel Me, Hollander by justagoofy_goober

I may be bad (but I'm perfectly good at it) by gurlsrool

Weirdest Fucking Team by freakshaped

oh my god you should see your faces by writinginasnowglobe

boy toy by parrylarry

Hollanov's Closet by Chavalala

possessive love disorder by Literal_Multifandom_Trashcan

Мой сладкий мальчик by ghosttotheparty

stay the night by ghosttotheparty

heat sheet by icelyvelvet

lovesick by amongtheshadows

Bite Hard by mcshrug

To the Bone by mcshrug

Bare by NotEvenCloseToStraight

started with a chirp (ended with a bang) by thebiggestrat

missed opportunities by thebiggestrat

training season's over by thebiggestrat

Forever, in ink by mintyhollander

Letting Go, Reaching Out by Anonymous

Do Not Disturb by teeveeactress

is it a video by garagepaperback

Full by AC91

The Kink Klub by SpiderGoose1

Such A Pretty Face (On A Pretty Neck) by NoCoastPosts

Telepathy by orangememory

i can't help it, i want you by lizee

Hold You Close and Keep You Here by averagesquire

The Long Tale of Two Blind Lovers by newtntommy

The Thrills of Loneliness by call3x

perfect match by lisa6

Walls by AC91

spice up your life by sightiff

Just Like The Old Times by MsWhiteandtheRope

Leash 'Em Both by winter1477

Daddy, you make me feel I'm invincible by Badbarista93

A Slap to the Heart by EastEchos

Unhinged love by Madfordinos

You got me Down on my Knees ( Its getting harder to breathe) by Pookiebear_Rozanovs_Slut04

[a-bowl-of-soup]

Merlin, the Last Dragonlord

[xoxogossipzoe]

thank you for sharing vulture

[rarest-tintin]

Something about how in the movie, Grace's first memory to resurface in full starts with his class lesson on sound waves- how patterns form based on the pitch of the sound, how you can manipulate it if you want a certain reaction from it. Something about how it turns out that's how his future best friend sees, a connection between them almost at the very start of the movie. Something about how it's not just a lesson to his kids but a lesson to the audience as well, the first context clue given to us about the events up ahead in the story, a teacher through and through.

[shanyshko]

i would like someone to write a fic where cliff marleau gets almost all the way there in figuring out ilya and shane's whole deal but like j.j just thinks that ilya is in unrequited love with his biggest rival. but unlike j.j he would not try to get ilya over shane he knows that won't work. he is going to parent trap the shit out of them. he's locking them in closets. he's inviting both of them to dinner (he pretends to be a major brand and has to get an llc registered to get shane to agree to this) and then ditching. he's hyping up roz to every metro he knows saying did you know roz reads the new yorker. yeah people assume he's an airhead but he's actually really smart. yeah he'd be good to settle down with. dependable. if you know anyone who likes that kind of thing. anyway

[kikheatedrivalryficrec]

When Life Gives You Tattoos by circecada (circoins) - (Rating: T, Words: 2,900)

The third realization hit him when he finally blinked open his eyes to investigate the cause of his misery. He did a double-take because… well, he was pretty sure he didn’t have a tattoo last night. Especially not one that read the name of his long-time rival and secret fuck buddy. Ilya Rozanov. Shane blinked. What the fuck. 

Shane wakes up with Rozanov's name tattooed on his wrist one morning. It only gets worse from there.

We don't hate him anymore? by Willtheartist - (Rating: G, Words: 2,563)

slight canon divergence au where Shane's parents find out he's gay and seeing Ilya because of Shane's lack of filter at the hospital due to the painkillers he's on

Extract:

“Ilya was here,” he smiled again.

“Yes, honey. I know. They told us. What do you want from Rozanov?”

Shane threw his head back, staring at the ceiling, “him.”

Before she could ask Shane what on earth he was talking about, he shifted on the bed again and continued, “Always. Ilya.”

“We were supposed to meet after the game!” he whined. “But, fucking Marlow, ugh-” he gesticulated with his uninjured hand, “aaaand now I won’t be able to play… and I won’t see him.”

Shane’s adorable pout was not nearly cute enough to distract her from… whatever was happening.

“You’re… Rozanov? You- you and… Rozanov are… friends?” she raised an eyebrow. “And you hang out after games? Since when?”

His smile comes from you by mahixa - (Rating: G, Words: 1,623)

“Ilya!” Yuna smiled and spread her arms wide open, waiting by her car. She went on her tip toes to kiss his cheek when he approached, and gave him a warm look. “Perfect. Let’s go!”

She drove nothing like Shane. She was a fast, confident driver, overtaking cars at the most unexpected moments. Ilya found himself unknowingly white-knuckling the door handle and his seatbelt, eyes wide.

“We need the essentials for dinner, obviously,” she began, barely glancing at the road as she merged aggressively. “But then we need new plates and a tablecloth. Last year, David tripped over our cousin’s dog – it’s a Newfoundland, a huge beast – and well, there went the wine, the food, and my favorite linens. You should have seen it! Absolute chaos. Anyway, the boys are at home decorating the tree, and I’ve tasked Shane with deep-cleaning the bathroom, so...”

She spoke with such rapid-fire energy that Ilya could only stare at her, puzzled and impressed. Then, she laughed, and for a split second, her face transformed into the exact expression Shane would wear in moments like this. It was the first real confirmation that she was, indeed, his mother.

I Hope She's Good To You by timesomewhere - (Rating: T, Words: 3,709)

Waiting to visit Shane in the hospital after his injury, Rose, Marlow, and Jackie, have separate realisations about who 'Lily' and 'Jane', may really be. Hayden is also there.

Don't Text While High Folks by RANDC117 - (Rating: G, Words: 1,664)

After Ilya leaves Shane in the hospital, Shane gets lonely and texts Hayden to get Ilya back

Start from the Top by Allhallowstheark - (Rating: G, Words: 1,904 )

Shane was always trying to plan ahead. Make sure that he knew what he'd do in as many situations as possible. Keep a plan, keep himself happy. But when a diagnosis changes it all, he's put into a tailspin that ends with Ilya Rozanov entering his life.

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An obligatory post-episode 6 autism fic because Shane 100% was shutting down when he put his head down on that table.

home, where my music's playing by Mathgeek12 - (Rating: T, Words: 3,249)

His teammates were not treating this as the hard interview Ilya imagined it. Gone were the serious "intervention" faces, replaced with the glee of anticipation. "Roz was going to tell us about his fiancée," Dykstra told Hollander.

Shane choked on his bite of Raisin Bran. "Oh?"

"Yeah, I assume you know her. Did he say anything in the car, Hazy?"

"Dude didn't say one word."

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The Centaurs stage an intervention.

Man I Need by jimns - (Rating: Not Rated, Words: 3,319)

“Wow.”

Ilya blinks. “What’s wrong? Is something on my face?”

Shane shakes his head really slowly and his expression is- of awe?

“No.” Shane mumbles, eyes wide and he looks slightly crazed.

Ilya realizes that it must be anesthetics that are making him loopy. “God, you are so gorgeous.”

That startles a laugh out of Ilya, and he covers his mouth in disbelief. “I’m what?”

“Gorgeous.” Shane repeats very seriously; it comes out a bit slurred with all the cotton in his mouth.

- The one where Shane has to get emergency wisdom teeth surgery and forgets who Ilya is.

r/OmegaHelpDesk: Nesting Advice Needed by inexpiate - (Rating: Mature, Words: 1,771)

r/OmegaHelpDesk:

Nesting Advice Needed

u/gingerale_slick24: How do I ask my alpha for his clothes without sounding needy? I’m nesting. Pre-heat is kicking my ass. Burner account because he found my main. Fucking asshole.

Unexpected Surprise by Riri_S - (Rating: Mature, Words: 1,078)

“So,” she says brightly, “congratulations.”

Shane blinks. “On…?”

“You’re pregnant,” she says, nodding at Ilya.

The world tilts.

Shane laughs, sharp and hysterical, before he can stop himself. “That’s not funny.”

“I’m not joking,” the doctor says gently. “You’re approximately five weeks along.”

[perequiste]

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

[ceruleankitkats]

annoying tf out of each other <3

[not-ginny-either]

[sreppub]

dick and his sidekicks

[funnypages]

He was giggling the whole way home to his wife

[crowwkui]

horse girls ✿

[babyshoesforsale]

peak timkon to me is when tim's been in love w kon for years so now being in unrequited love w him is as simple as breathing and- like a bat- he's also gotten really good at hiding and compartmentalizing it

meanwhile kon has just realized his feelings and is desperately looking for hints that tim could possibly feel the same way about him and is losing his fucking mind at every little crumb tim lets slip

[johnnyanger]

-this freak of nature

(id in alt)

[jasontoddsbookmark]

feeling really chill and normal about this parallel 🧍🏻

[frownyalfred]

I just know the silent/non-verbal three way Trinity conversations are unbearable