Exploring Selfshipping

Jasper | 18+ only | adult | main blog is jasper-the-menace | I literally do not care if we share an f/o, just don't be a dick about it to me

[jasper-explores-selfships]

Introduction

Guess I should make an introductory post, huh?

Hey there, I'm Jasper (they/them). I'm kinda adjacent to the selfship stuff, so I decided to make a blog exploring it. I don't care if we share an f/o, because I'm aromantic, asexual, agender, and polyamorous. How does that work? Fuck if I know, I'm just going with it. I am an adult and I will probably get kinda-to-very horny here.

This is far from my only blog. My main is @jasper-the-menace, and I have a whole bunch of side blogs for various things. I don't care one way or another if you poke around on those; you can find a full list in the pinned post of my main blog.

My queerplatonic selfships can be found here, my familial selfships can be found here, and my adversarial selfships can be found here. A list of my self-inserts can be found here, but the primary one you'll see here is Jasper Clark. Feel free to come say hi!

[unspecificyume]

Your f/o tries to share their blanket with you. There is not enough blanket. They refuse to acknowledge this. You are both cozy. Somehow.

[violetb3auty]

imagine you and f/o buy an ikea shelf and you try to build it but it’s extremely difficult

so you call f/o for help but when they come they’re even more clueless than you are

they spend 5 hours just trying to hammer a nail and f/o insists they know what they’re doing

you swore you heard them say that they’re never buying from ikea again

[doeboyfriend]

consider: love island, but it's just your f/os and self inserts / ocs . everyone ends up happy but not without significant petty drama set to the most dramatic music you've ever heard.

[proselfshipcutie]

imagine sitting in front of the christmas tree with a cup of hot chocolate while opening up christmas presents together with your F/O! imagine their cute little expressions on their face at every gift from you they unwrap! imagine them getting all excited and hugging you after they opened a gift of something they’ve been wanting all year! imagine them watching you unwrap gifts from them with the biggest, cheesiest smile on their face! after you’ve both finished the gift exchange, both of you cuddle up together and fall asleep in front of the warm fireplace 🎄🎁💕

[mrs-goemio]

f/o imagine (holiday edition)

Imagine this: your f/o insisted on handling the Christmas lights this year. You had offered to help, but they waved you off with a confident smile, assuring you they had it under control. Trusting them, you retreat to the kitchen to make yourself a warm drink—hot chocolate or your favorite cozy beverage—letting the festive mood settle in.

Suddenly, a commotion pulls you from your thoughts. You hear a loud crash outside, followed by your f/o’s unmistakable voice grumbling and calling out. Alarmed, you rush to the door and step out to a scene that stops you in your tracks.

There they are, tangled head to toe in a chaotic mess of Christmas lights, hanging awkwardly off the roof, their cheeks flushed with a mix of frustration and embarrassment. You can’t help but laugh at the sight—it’s just too endearing. They notice your amusement and start to pout, their voice rising in a dramatic plea for rescue, though there’s a playful glimmer in their eyes.

As you approach, you can’t resist leaning in to plant a kiss on their upside-down lips, the moment so absurdly sweet and perfectly imperfect. Their grumbles soften into a quiet chuckle as they kiss you back, the glow of the tangled lights reflecting in their eyes. You both share a tender, laughter-filled moment amidst the chaos, a memory that feels as warm and magical as the holiday season itself.

I make these too long I’m sorry waaa 😭💔

[selfship-polycule]

you're doing a dnd campaign with your FOs/polycule, what are each of their classes + yours?

[jasper-explores-selfships]

Jasper was kneeling on the ground and staring at hands stained with blood and dirt when Dyspo finally caught up to them. It didn't take Dyspo's superhearing to know that the only one still drawing breath in the room was Jasper.

He knelt down by them, silently thankful that the red-and-black supersuit he wore wasn't easily bloodstained, and offered a white-gloved hand. "Jasper..." He trailed off.

Their hand trembled slightly as they accepted the offer, blood smearing as they did so. He had never seen them shake like this before, even during similar...destruction. How much of this was their blood, he wondered, and how much was from what remained of the villains?

"Is Cocotte safe?" Jasper finally asked, their voice quieter than he was used to hearing it.

"She'll recover," Dyspo promised. "You got here before they could do any long-lasting damage." And Toppo had sent Dyspo to recover Jasper, knowing that he was the only one among the Pride Troopers who could calm them down. "Are you okay?"

Jasper finally raised their head. Their grey eyes flit around the room of splattered gore and blood. "...I may have gone overboard," they finally admitted, allowing Dyspo to help them to their feet. They were smaller than him, but he was used to it by now.

"Just a bit," he agreed, wrapping his free arm around their shoulders to help them stay upright. "Let's head back to base and get you cleaned up, alright?"

"...Right. Thanks, darlin'."

[rotgrave]

what colour makes up your and your f/o’s name?

[cici-matthews-moonflower]

It's interesting how many of these are complementary colors (green and pink is a beautiful combination).

Probably more complementary colors I missed! 🖤🖤🖤

[bendys-real-wife]

[dutchsbunny]

[ashenangels]

[ashe-infinite]

[hopscorched]

so there IS an actual science behind hyakunosuke being assigned yellow of all things as a signature colour in all of the merchandise /gullible

[necroromanticism]

I cheated since Minthe's palette feels more on par with my own tastes (dark jewel tones), but Orph's being lots of radiant golds and rich browns is such a nice touch ... real "Disciple of Apollo" core ...

[floettite]

Funnily enough when I did Nerine's name I got my palette (pink and green), but when I did my irl name I got Nerine's palette... 🥹 AZ's colours are perfectly his taste, though I cheated a wee little bit by typing his name as if it were initials... 🙂‍↕️

[ourlittleforever]

[jasper-explores-selfships]

[proselfshipcutie]

your f/o is tracing hearts on your skin rn btw. just thought you should know

[evilyumes]

Imagine your F/O slipping in the shower and trying to grab the curtain but it comes down with them and they just lie on the floor of the shower miserably.

[telepath-kisser]

your f/os favorite sound is your laughter btw :3

[proselfshipcutie]

Selfshippers that have bad aches and cramps, whether for period, chronic pain, or any other reasons: Your f/o would love to coddle you until they go away or you feel better! They'd rub and kiss your tummy, cooing against your skin and resting their cheek against your stomach. They'd draw you a warm bath with epson salt and kneel next to the tub, massaging your back to get all the tension out while you sat in the warm water. They'd make your favorite meals or buy you your favorite snacks, making sure you can fill up on your favorite things while your body isn't feeling the best. They'd insist you stay in bed while they fetch ice packs, heat packs, blankets, and plushies for you! Your f/o just wants you to feel better, and they'd do anything to make sure of that <3

[bennetts-big-sis]

Okay so we've all thought about protective romantic f/os, I'm sure, but what about protective platonics?

Platonic f/os who have been friends with you for so long that they understand you and the quirks that make you unique. And if anybody dares say anything rude to their favorite friend in the entire world, then they better brace themselves, cause they're in for a world of hurt.

Platonic f/os who see you in an uncomfortable situation and come over to get you out.

Platonic f/os who shove you out of the way and take the hit for you during fights.

Just... protective platonic f/os

[bretonalchemist]

while you are scrolling on your phone in bed your f/o is sprawled out, head on your belly, sleeping and feeling safer than ever

[chaotic-fo-imagines]

[theleperslover]

Imagine your F/O during the intense peak of being fucked and, without thinking, they begin to sob and beg you to breed them even if it’s physically impossible… Fuck though, how are you supposed to refuse?

MDNI.