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25, They/them. MINORS DNI I’m performing CPR on this blog for my new arcane addiction. Tolkien blog: @melkors-defense-attorney

[jaybegirl]

Hehe it’s Jayce’s turn

[fairycosmos]

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

[henstomper]

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

[henstomper]

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore

[jackabbot]

some of you rather get recreationally outraged just to seem like some kind of activist than actually examine why you think the way you do and it's kinda annoying

[wr0wn]

weaker

[lydiajoypalmer]

@bugtorweek Bugtor Week 01 - Butterfly

All 7 prompt fills are on 6x9 watercolour paper with four ink colours, this is a redraw of a previous piece inspired by cicada molting

[jayvikstolemyheart]

Post canon Jayvik wake up in the field of flowers the fandom keeps sending them too and both Jayce and Viktor are human looking t except Viktor still has the same proportions as the arcane herald (and only 2 arms)

To give a better visual, Viktor at that height/proportions but all human (whether he is purple Jesus or true human I’ll let you decide)

Just imagining after the first gut reactions of shock and then relief and then Jayce properly gets a look at Viktor and goes “Wait how long are you?”

[wildiwaslivid]

Jayce has a really good look, then says, "how long are you?"

"Jayce. Jayce! My face is up here."

"Oh yeah, right."

A minute later. "My face is still up here."

[egberts]

blast my stupid baja life

[jaybegirl]

Which Studio Ghibli Movie Should I Jayvik Next?

Princess Mononoke

Kiki’s Delivery Service

Ponyo

Howls Moving Castle

Other (put in tags)

Voting ended onJun 23

[jaybegirl]

To the surprise of absolutely no one, Howls Moving Castle won the poll

Its been done many times but it will still be very fun

[jaybegirl]

Which Studio Ghibli Movie Should I Jayvik Next?

Princess Mononoke

Kiki’s Delivery Service

Ponyo

Howls Moving Castle

Other (put in tags)

Voting ended onJun 23

[ironized]

@linta_610

[shamebats]

If you see the quote "I refuse to share my body with a man who wouldn't defend it politically" or any variation of it floating around the internet — it was Kat Blaque who originally said it and she would really appreciate it if people gave her proper credit for it but it's gone viral on a lot of different platforms and most of the people sharing it don't know it's from her or choose not to credit her on purpose.

[shamebats]

Like I just know terfs are going to be parroting it pretending it wasn't said by a black trans woman about herself & her life.

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

[stevishabitat]

[mandate-transgenderism]

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[whatacartouchebag]

Kids these days don't know about Kinktomato, and that's not okay.

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

[jaybegirl]

I’m truly so disappointed in the jayvik fandom for not diving into all the potential freaky shit the Hexcore can do. If that evil Rubik’s cube can do full on body modification on Viktor, imagine what else it could do. 👀

Have some imagination!!! Get freaky!!! Break free from your inner puritan!

[lyovpple]

Hey

[lestatbf]

'i could fix him' well i could sexualize his failings