[jaybird-13]

she pinned on my post till i pinned post

[rikacreature]

when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure

[meowingatthesea]

lets play "guess what meowing sent on discord to get auto perma-banned under the child safety policy"

[meowingatthesea]

if you guessed ANYTHING to do with child safety or CSAM, YOU WERE WRONG!

it was this comic about snails

[jaybird-13]

sorry bestie. thank you for the snail meme i DO appreciate it. it was just too funny for discord to handle i guess

[raisinchallah]

everyones trying to divine rpf proof from like wow they looked at each other in a joint interview or performed for a crowd together the real rpf proof is when they stop speaking to each other

[fattributes]

Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie

[iamineskew]

@jaybird-13

[jaybird-13]

give to me. i will eat it

[jaybird-13]

new incomplete haiku!!!:

cheese is really yummy

on a sandwich or crackers

[kit-the-inevitable]

cheese intolerant :(

[jaybird-13]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO </3 </3 </3

[jaybird-13]

new incomplete haiku!!!:

cheese is really yummy

on a sandwich or crackers

[jaybird-13]

copypasted from my discord message bc really i wrote it best the first time

just had a brief vision of a world in which a trend called "incomplete haiku" happened and it was where someone would post the first two lines of a haiku (5 syllables and 7 syllables) and then everyone would respond offering a final line to it. and the best ones were ones that totally subverted the first two lines. so like someone would give a heartfelt first two lines and then the comments would find a way to turn it into a meme. or theyd make one about a silly thing and then everyone would try to turn it into the most gut wrenching thing you ever read

ill go first ok:

incomplete haiku

a fun way to be silly

[ghostkittypog]

made in a jiffy

[jaybird-13]

yesssyesyesyes. this is really good i did not even consider thag it could rhyme. youre so smart ghostie

[ghostkittypog]

giggling.. you are most welcome jenna jaybird. I offer an incomplete haiku of my own

Cats are small creatures The tiniest of great threats

[swordliliesareawesome]

Offer them all pets

[jaybird-13]

copypasted from my discord message bc really i wrote it best the first time

just had a brief vision of a world in which a trend called "incomplete haiku" happened and it was where someone would post the first two lines of a haiku (5 syllables and 7 syllables) and then everyone would respond offering a final line to it. and the best ones were ones that totally subverted the first two lines. so like someone would give a heartfelt first two lines and then the comments would find a way to turn it into a meme. or theyd make one about a silly thing and then everyone would try to turn it into the most gut wrenching thing you ever read

ill go first ok:

incomplete haiku

a fun way to be silly

[ghostkittypog]

made in a jiffy

[jaybird-13]

yesssyesyesyes. this is really good i did not even consider thag it could rhyme. youre so smart ghostie

[ghostkittypog]

giggling.. you are most welcome jenna jaybird. I offer an incomplete haiku of my own

Cats are small creatures The tiniest of great threats

[jaybird-13]

my little meow meows

[jaybird-13]

copypasted from my discord message bc really i wrote it best the first time

just had a brief vision of a world in which a trend called "incomplete haiku" happened and it was where someone would post the first two lines of a haiku (5 syllables and 7 syllables) and then everyone would respond offering a final line to it. and the best ones were ones that totally subverted the first two lines. so like someone would give a heartfelt first two lines and then the comments would find a way to turn it into a meme. or theyd make one about a silly thing and then everyone would try to turn it into the most gut wrenching thing you ever read

ill go first ok:

incomplete haiku

a fun way to be silly

[ghostkittypog]

made in a jiffy

[jaybird-13]

yesssyesyesyes. this is really good i did not even consider thag it could rhyme. youre so smart ghostie

[jaybird-13]

copypasted from my discord message bc really i wrote it best the first time

just had a brief vision of a world in which a trend called "incomplete haiku" happened and it was where someone would post the first two lines of a haiku (5 syllables and 7 syllables) and then everyone would respond offering a final line to it. and the best ones were ones that totally subverted the first two lines. so like someone would give a heartfelt first two lines and then the comments would find a way to turn it into a meme. or theyd make one about a silly thing and then everyone would try to turn it into the most gut wrenching thing you ever read

ill go first ok:

incomplete haiku

a fun way to be silly

[kpceramics]

Snoap dish

[kpceramics]

Finished snoap dish. Copper wash you never disappoint.

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Actually, TMI is for Tell Me Immediately

[iamineskew]

@jaybird-13

[jaybird-13]

well??? tell me something!

[iamineskew]

girl failure? more like fuck you #originalpost #notplagarism #sentencesfrommybrain

stop stealing shit i said yo uou in treal life and tofl uou not yo steal and postinnyimebly

[jaybird-13]

??? what r u on about. we never talked about this. i was just sharing a thought from my brain. i thought u would appreciate it :(

[wishing-well-art]

We should have like a letterboxd for sandwiches

[common-toad]

How to Read Fics Offline

Inspired by the recent AO3 outages, I'd like to encourage people to download more fics, and I think some people might overestimate its complexity. It's good for preservation and for times like these! This is how I do it:

Get an E-Book Reader Software

Technically optional, but makes the reading experience and organization much nicer. I recommend Readest, it's the best one I've come across so far. It's open source (ad free), available for basically every device, and has great customization options.

Download Your Fics

At the top of every work on AO3 is a "Download" button. The best option (if you have an e-book reader) is EPUB.

Open Them on the App

On Readest, click the plus sign and "From Local File".

Choose the file(s) from your storage.

And that's it! There's a lot of organization options. I have the fics grouped by fandom, and then have a "tbr" subfolder under each of those.

This is how the reading experience looks for me on mobile, as an example:

play the goddamn part by hardscrabble

[jaybird-13]

i msis her.. ao3... where sid she og. when will hse come abck. why dud she leave me :( one (1) saving grace is at elas t this is happening in 2026 not 2021 which menas we r not all saying it was because of some dsmp fic. small mercies