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18+, the Lich King of OSHA and frequent breaker of its regulations // Cockroaches DNI

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[thecheatinghomunculus]

from today's entry:

[bodyfeeling]

op turned off reblogs but i want this post on my blog

[zzoupz]

I know basically nothing about tarot cards but I absolutely need to make this a reality

[writing-prompt-s]

For months you've been having frequent dreams of a gorgeous fae, with your perspective slowly drifting closer and closer. One night the fae suddenly spins around to grab you, shouting, "Ah-ha! Gotcha!" Shocked, you wake up in your bed... next to the very surprised fae still clinging to you.

[sacred-portal]

[alttxt]

[ottermatopoeia]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Toy Bonnie legally tells theories like Matpat

[irl-loading-screens]

State terrorism charges have been dropped against Luigi Mangione. He is still on trial for the lesser charge of 2nd-degree murder.

[corwen]

source

[daysleftofsecondterm]

WONDERFUL to hear on 1,221 days left

[galacticcrash]

reminder: keep up with saying he IS NOT THE UHC SHOOTER, they haven't proven that he is, keep insisting he and the UHC shooter are separate entities.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Important reminder- thank you

[satan-offical]

Chat I'm gonna put conditioner in before shampoo to see what happens

[jaysons-alt]

Hopital

[biggaybunny]

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

[lady-inkyrius]

Posting hole

[lady-inkyrius]

Lol

[metastablephysicist]

yeah yeah carbon nanotubes. but what about the copper nanotubes.

[mythopoeticlicense]

I bet you'd need some high quality copper for that huh?

[6qubed]

not again you mesopotamian son of a bitch

[jv]

Tumblr users play with [alphanumerical characters] like dolls

[the-haiku-bot]

Tumblr users play

with [alphanumerical

characters] like dolls

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[patlen123-deactivated20260311]

This feels like it encapsulates my Tumblr experience perfectly. We just need @rat-detector to tell us there aren't any rats and it'll be complete

[rat-detector]

[mockingmolly]

Is she gonna do it??

She is!!

Is she gonna make it??!!

well.

no

[rat-detector]

[jaysons-alt]

Watching The Bad Guys 2, will report back if it's good

[jaysons-alt]

The ad for Zootopia 2 is pretty good, or at least better than expected

[jaysons-alt]

I'm going to unleash a cold fusion bomb over Hollywood and Dianey and none of you can stop me, this kids stuff is so bad

[jaysons-alt]

God I hope I'm capable of half the chemistry those two have

[jaysons-alt]

10/10 no notes absolute cinema

[jaysons-alt]

Watching The Bad Guys 2, will report back if it's good

[jaysons-alt]

The ad for Zootopia 2 is pretty good, or at least better than expected

[jaysons-alt]

I'm going to unleash a cold fusion bomb over Hollywood and Dianey and none of you can stop me, this kids stuff is so bad

[jaysons-alt]

God I hope I'm capable of half the chemistry those two have

[jaysons-alt]

Watching The Bad Guys 2, will report back if it's good

[jaysons-alt]

The ad for Zootopia 2 is pretty good, or at least better than expected

[jaysons-alt]

I'm going to unleash a cold fusion bomb over Hollywood and Dianey and none of you can stop me, this kids stuff is so bad

[jaysons-alt]

Watching The Bad Guys 2, will report back if it's good

[jaysons-alt]

The ad for Zootopia 2 is pretty good, or at least better than expected

[jaysons-alt]

Watching The Bad Guys 2, will report back if it's good

[unpeeled-human]

now on bluesky.....

[jaysons-alt]

Day 1 of new hire orientation. I've been singled out on every document the organizers have and have a different tag color. I've been addressed with different instructions 3 times. The others have been side eying me when they think I'm not looking. The paranoia is setting in. They know I'm different, I will be soon killed so they might attempt to take my place

[rat-detector]

Listen im fucking trying here, im tired. My feet hurt :)

[bread-detector]

[rat-detector]

In this economy? Maybe. Being bred could be fun.

[coolperson96]

...i think you misunderstand

[willofdpeople]

I'm sorry for starting all of this.

[post-licker]

Lick!

[willofdpeople]

Not now post-licker.

[post-licker]

:(

[willofdpeople]

Okay fine. You won me over. Do as you wish.

[post-licker]

Liiick!!! :)

[rat-detector]