Jay Turner

Official Short Bastard and Photographer

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#FE17-850

A new geometric design every day

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This guy can barely even spank me in bed for fun.

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I’m mature now.

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Let kids be creative fuck off

This is the quality content I’m on here for.

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[jayturnr]

Thank you for the lovely early Valentine’s Day, James! You are the best! 💙 💙 💙

[prettyperrierprincesse]

I think I’ve been laughing at this for 2 days?

[jayturnr]

Babadook Canterbury

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Her little sister is trying to pronounce the word “who”

[colachampagnedad]

LMFAO

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Whaaa

[dailyminimal]

#JA17-837

A new geometric design every day

[yellowkiwii]

This is how everyone should raise their kids -(7x24)

[jayturnr]

One of these doesn’t fit in.

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HE TALKED TO ME

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I THOUGHT DEER DIDN’T MAKE SOUND OH MY GOSH THIS IS ADORABLE

[andthenthereshaley-deactivated2]

“YOU ARE SO CUTE” “NEH!”

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CAUSE OF DEATH: CUTENESS

[jayturnr]

I went to burp and mini-puked in my mouth.

[dailyminimal]

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A new geometric design every day

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[kittymudface]

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

[lutefiskcrowsandbeef]

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course).  Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

[leannewoodfull]

Amazing.

[fromseveralroomsaway]

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

[oldgray-blog]

this is pretty remarkable