Tumblr has reached critical Mothman saturation. This is how you get cryptid burnout, guys.
you could literally write a post like “my girlfriend Mothman holds my hand in the swamp and gives me moth kisses, which are like butterfly kisses but nocturnal” and it’d get thousands of notes
let’s hear it for the Jersey Devil or Mongolian death worm or something for once
The mongolian death worm sucked my dick behind an arbys
i drank 7 mountains dew and astral projected to fight a kraken
y’all mind if i
the ningen is a lesbian and she’s my best friend
Tree octopi exist and they stole my Costco membership card
The Jersey Devil is eating one slice of my pizza while maintaining eye contact with me. We’re watching each other as I type this. My pizza is disappearing.
Some please help me the Loveland Frog is eating a Kitkat wrong like they’re not even breaking it apart they’re just eating it and I’m
Self care is getting drunk and paying the Hopkinsville Goblin to drop kick you into the sun.
this is not exactly what I had in mind but I can’t say I’m displeased with where it’s gone
