[jazzjp16]

I'm committing to studying for my national PE exam 2 hours every weekday and at least 4 hours on the weekend until I finish this review course. Three months recommended minimum for studying. I have a vacation planned in four months, so before my vacation, I will be registered for the exam.

And you know what, I'm going to fucking do it because I see all these mediocre men getting their licenses and I know I'm better at my job than they are.

Start date: March 29th

[lupusbaby]

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

[goth-princess-gwennie]

Forgive me if this is inappropriate but

So are

colostomy bags

Diapers

insulin pumps

Oxygen systems

Braces

[cuntpunkop-ed]

catheters

rollators

hearing aids

compression garments

prosthetics

FREEDOM AIDS

[seraph1c-mo0n]

- canes

- service animals

- noise cancelling headphones/ear defenders

- wheelchair attachments

- fidgets

IT’S DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH YALL

BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY DISABLED AND TAKE UP ALL THE SPACE AND TIME YOU NEED!!!!!

[minjaei]

Rumi: Morning babes. Did you two eat yet?

Zoey: Yep! We did! We devoured the unborn!

Rumi: You What?!?

Mira: I made us eggs.

Rumi: How do you even think of that at 8am?

Zoey: I blame Mira's eggs. They unlock something in me.

Mira: Imagine what I unlock if I make pancakes.

Zoey: Wait, are we having pancakes? I want pancakes!

Rumi, groans: please don't..I've been awake for five minutes. I haven't even had coffee yet.

Zoey: Relax, babe. Mira's basically a breakfast wizard. She's got magic hands, I swear.

Rumi: ...That's not what I'm concerned about...I know she's a great cook..

Mira, smirking: My hands have skills that go way beyond cooking, babe

Zoey: Oh, I know. Trust me, I KNOW.

Rumi: Are we still talking about pancakes? Tell me we're still talking about pancakes..

Mira: Depends. Are you hungry for pancakes...or something else?

Rumi: I—

Zoey: Something else! She wants something else!

Mira: works for me. I'm in.

Rumi: Wait, I didn't even eat—

Zoey: We'll give you something better to eat.

Mira: Come on, gorgeous. Let's go.

Rumi: Fine. But you owe me the biggest meal of my life after.

[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

[mysharona1987]

Happy Independence Day!

[seaphine]

the damage has been done (overshared)

[sillybro]

SAY NICE THINGS TO PPL

[violet-hady]

Reblog to tell the person you reblogged it from that they are really cool.

[ap0ll0mutt]

Imagine ur stupidly attracted to/in love with ur best friend. U havent seen this bitches arms and shoulders since she was a gangly 16 year old and the first time you see that shes BUILT u r having to contend with her also being half demon and hiding that from you for half a decade. I cant even begin to imagine how big angy zoey was after all of this. Like sticking point H after everything else ‘how dare u never tell us u were ripped rumi jesus h christ i was suppose to find out about that during the most conflicting series of emotions ive ever had???’

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[princington]

i was plagued by gay thoughts....

[t4ffyc4t]

Magician Zoey

Short comic based on I heard you like magic(I’ve got a wand and rabbit) by the amazing incredible stupendous YANNIE on AO3

[yanniest]

i'm crying this is so funny. this would still work on Rumi 100%, and Zoey's smug expression is perfect (and so is Rumi's soft little smile. i see you)

you remembered her shark! a vital piece of set dressing.

thank you!!! can i link this in the fic on Ao3?

[gohandinhand]

extra buoyant corndog

Fandom: KPDH

Pairing: Polytrix

Rating: T

Word count: ~3.8k

Polytrix gift exchange fic written for my beloved @kayr0ss. Designed to make her laugh and also the closest thing to crack I've ever written!

Read it on AO3

Rumi would love to throttle their younger selves for allowing the architects free rein on the penthouse design, because it turned out to be impossible to babyproof.

Or: Rumi finds out her homeschool curriculum wasn't exactly comprehensive.

[zitelean]

Casual

My health is going from bad to worse, but at least this is something to Pride Month last day

[jimalim]

After a few hours in the dance studio, Rumi uses her shirt to wipe the sweat off her forehead during a break exposing her glistening abs and patterns.

Mira nearly spits out her water at the sight, managing to swallow it with only a small fit of coughs. Zoey's tongue comically falls out of the corner of her mouth and drool beings to form, but thankfully Mira's coughing snaps her out of her dreamy stare before it can roll down her chin.

Rumi is oblivious to what she just did to her friends, and is confused to find them staring at her surprised when she drops the shirt. "What do I have something on my face?" She lifts her shirt again to scrub at her cheeks.

"I want to touch." Mira whispers to Zoey.

"I want to lick..." Zoey replies just as quiet.

Rumi hears soft moans groans and drops her shirt to once again see her friends shocked faces, somehow redder than the hours long dance practice had already made them. "Are you guys feeling ok? We've practiced long enough, we can call it a day."

"I just need a cold shower." Mira quickly comments as she grabs her bag and starts toward the studio door in a rush.

"Me too!" Zoey nearly cries as she jogs after her.

Rumi looks on across the empty studio, completely dumbfounded by what just happened. "Wait, are they really gonna shower together?" Rumi says to herself. "I wanna join." She thinks with a pout.

[realtoothpazte]

polytrix but it’s idol mira getting a german shepherd puppy, then going on tour and hiring a dog sitter to live in her house for the puppy. she’s gone for ~9 months, so when she comes back the puppy is their outlet attached to dog sitter zoey. mira isn’t heartless, so she just lets zoey live in her house. for the dog, duh. no other reasons whatsoever.

rumi, also an idol, hears mira’s raving reviews of zoey and hires her to babysit her cat. surprise surprise, zoey is cute and rumi gets a crush.

polytrix ensues. with a cat and a dog.

[yourgirlathena]

rumira fighting over zoey while their pets are snuggling with zoey at the same time.

[yaketysmax]

Mira's dog has little glasses shaped pale patches around its eyes its called SPECTACLES (so she can say where are my spectacles??? and the dog comes running)

Rumi says that is STUPID

Her beautiful (spoiled) kitty cat has luscious long purple fur and is called HONMOON (she buys it expensive cat food and says FOR THE HONMOON)

Mira says that is STUPID

They fight. again. The pets ignore both of them and snuggle with Zozo instead

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[leokatto]

Some people did find this funny XDD

Um sup I got my summer break for now XDD