Just a Bean @jbeanis - Tumblr Blog

why did they Ask me what i wanted to be as a child . The only job nowadays is writing email and doing computer

politicians will name their proposals "the act to defend freedom and justice by the honesty coalition of friendship" and the contents will be a comprehensive plan on how the state should spike the tap water with giardia and start guillotining elderly golden retrievers in public

medievaljournalist

one again i find myself in a classic example of a 'warlock situation'

nukaposting

fallout of touch thursday

ros-sauce

That seems like such a short time though... will they even get crispy...

ros-sauce

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#I have bought these from costco before #My partner and I died over cheese loss #But these are the most finicky thing to heat correctly #Its like moving target #Not hot enough? Cheese flavored bubblegum time #Too hot?#CHEESE LOSS IMMINENT

skarabrae-stone

medievaljournalist

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

lady-luck-courier

ranger: i can’t let any caravans go north because of a threat on the road

courier: k what threat

ranger: like 8 big ants

skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat

Two things can be hard boiled and it’s eggs and detectives

luulapants

Got into a discussion about emergency response at a professional retreat recently and everyone was going on and on about agility, and I was like, "Okay but what about contingency?"

And they were like "What?"

And I was like, "Agility isn't the ultimate form of preparedness. Contingency is. Agility still requires you to flounder and figure out a solution in the moment, but if you have a contingency plan, all you have to do is implement it."

And they were like "But you can't make contingency plans for every situation!"

And I was like, "Yeah, you basically can if you just identify all of your basic dependencies and contingency plan around the loss of any dependency," and then I gave a few examples.

And they all stared at me like I'm an alien.

Anyway, that's how I figured out I'm Batman-coded and also learned how Batman must feel talking to supposedly professional superheroes who never bothered to run disaster scenarios until I pointed out that it's insane that they don't already have a plan for if Superman turns evil.

nestofstraightlines

There’s a phrase that really stuck in my head around this. It was from one of the British divers who enacted the Thai caving rescue, though I couldn’t tell you which one or which interview.

As he described to the interviewer a moment of panic and how he he overcame, the interviewer said, in one of those, summarise-last-answer-given-with-appropriate-levels-of-respect-in-order-to-proceed-to-next-question phrasing’s, “Wow, so you rose to the occasion -“

And the diver said, “No, actually people always get that exactly wrong. In an unexpected and urgent situation you don’t rise to the occasion. You sink to the level of your training.”

throckmortons-thrussy

pocket-deer-belly

kuttithevangu

My local Szechuan restaurant is actually Hangzhounese which is already quite geographically distant but also someone on yelp documented them serving baklava (classic Massachusetts pizza shop food) so they’re really covering the bases