A daisy among the grass

  I'm the undefeated weirdo of the family and have also dyed my hair blue/black, and dark Brown, then a nice Red, and then Purple. I am now using Heanna. As you can imagine I now have very strange highlights. I am also growing my hair out and usually wear my hair in a ponytail. I have plans see...

[anotherdramakid]

My heart!

[lillifaba]

Art by FuckYouFolks on DeviantArt 

[nevaehts-twilight]

fiyeraba fanart

[jediclaire]

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[alanaisalive]

The Tattoo: part 1

For a number of years, my husband and I have had a running joke about trying to find the stupidest and unsexiest tramp stamp possible. Some of the contenders were Grandpa's janky bed from Stardew Valley or maybe SuperGrover, but none of them seemed quite right.

A year ago I noticed in the notes that my infamous bear post was 9 years old. I joked to my husband, "What if I got that as a tramp stamp?" We laughed. We paused. "But no, for real maybe I should do that," so I set a challenge. The post had just over 400,000 notes at the time, and I thought, "Maybe if it gets to half a million before the 10 year anniversary," but then decided, "That's too easy. They'll do that in a month or two." And you would have, so I upped it to the next nice round number of a million, knowing 2 things: 1: you'd never make it to a million (especially since I had comments turned off for the first six months until I figured out how to turn them back on), and 2: I was always going to do it anyway.

I was hoping to get more of it done before the deadline and was even scheduled for another session, but then my husband broke his foot and I had to reschedule and my tattoo artist left for France, so I won't be able to get it finished until probably July or August. There's more to be added and cleaned up, including colour, but here it is right now. I did not want to share my butt crack with the entire internet, so please enjoy the surrogate butt crack.

[jediclaire]

Bears!!!!!!! It is very pretty tattoo, thank you for updating us!

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[vaspider]

TICK TOCK, Y'ALL

[jediclaire]

720, 744 notes so far, but we got less then a month to go people!

[jediclaire]

734, 540 notes, but only a week to go! 💔

[shaneholeander]

I fully understand this isn’t everyone, but love the sect of m/m shippers who don’t want to be inserted into the relationship at all. dont want to fuck them, don’t want x/reader. this isn’t about me it’s about my boys being in situations and then fucking about it. I’m barely a fly on the wall im not even here.

[bossymarmalade]

this used to be most of fandom 😫

[derryderrydown]

Too nice and accurate to stay in comments, @petralemaitre

#my blorbos are not my type#they are each other's type

[me----irl]

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[hihuddy]

Artist: Tim Brierley

Posting this for my soul cat Kenzie (she passed a few years ago but I still think of her every single day) and for everyone else who has lost someone they love. ❤️

[jediclaire]

Your Party Of The Year(s)

Pick your favorite all-time listening stats to share with the world.

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[vaspider]

TICK TOCK, Y'ALL

[jediclaire]

720, 744 notes so far, but we got less then a month to go people!

[jediclaire]

728, 966 now. 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻

Come on Tumblr, we can do this!

[nature-travel-photography]

A rainbow feather in the sky over Jiangyin, China. This is a real and rare atmospheric event called cloud iridescence - Author: Double_Flamingoes

[jediclaire]

I really like photos of rare natural sights, the kind of things scientists would think were urban legends before photos. Like ball lightening.

[connie-banana]

So I was talking about Ready Or Not 2 with my sister, and I joked that in part 3 Grace should just marry Mr Le Bail. Crucially though, it shouldn't be for demonic, antichrist reasons- it should just be because by this point he really digs her and the movie itself is a Richard Curtis style rom com that happens to star Satan.

And then we both wondered if that's ever been depicted before; the biblical devil in a normal romantic relationship with no mention of an antichrist or an apocalypse and long story short, the only example we could think of was South Park.

[jediclaire]

if we accepted tv shows, an argument could be made for Lucifer.

[darwinquark]

y’all ready for these stubborn chaotic combative pining idiots

[sassynach]

Rebloggong this gem

[bees-bangles-banter]

We truly won with these two

[foxymopar]

Sharing the ancient texts again

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[vaspider]

TICK TOCK, Y'ALL

[jediclaire]

720, 744 notes so far, but we got less then a month to go people!

[lifblogs]

Uh… Um… Ships aren’t illegal.

[athingofvikings]

Ships are ONLY ILLEGAL IF...

The Vessel switches off their location-transmission devices, thereby making themselves a HAZARD TO MARITIME NAVIGATION, in order to ENGAGE IN ILLEGAL ACTS.

The Vessel is FRAUDULENTLY DISPLAYING a national flag that is NOT OF THEIR REGISTERED PORT OF ORIGIN.

The Vessel is otherwise engaged in ACTS THAT VIOLATE SOLEMN MARITIME LAW, and may face fines and prosecution in admiralty court for their offense in their port of origin or nation in which the offense was registered.

Other than that, no ships are illegal.

[prismatic-bell]

Actually I regret to inform you some ships ARE illegal. Sailing a ship you know to not be seaworthy may constitute insurance fraud, which is very illegal.

[todays-problematic-ship]

Today instead of a problematic ship, we present you the guidelines on how to avoid the most common mistakes that result in a ship becoming problematic.

[jediclaire]

"The Vessel switches off their location-transmission devices, thereby making themselves a HAZARD TO MARITIME NAVIGATION, in order to ENGAGE IN ILLEGAL ACTS."

Really extreme dead dove fics ( incest/child abuse) and not tagged for the dead doves.

"The Vessel is FRAUDULENTLY DISPLAYING a national flag that is NOT OF THEIR REGISTERED PORT OF ORIGIN."

Fanfiction that has a ship tag, but it is not about that ship!

"The Vessel is otherwise engaged in ACTS THAT VIOLATE SOLEMN MARITIME LAW, and may face fines and prosecution in admiralty court for their offense in their port of origin or nation in which the offense was registered."

Those that steal or republished stories, and claim they are their own i.e. PIRACY!!!

[animentality]

[poppyseed-art]

[jediclaire]

This is lovely!

[happydragon]

WE'VE WON GUYS!!!

[jediclaire]

Wow, we might be living in one of the good realities!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.

teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!

[ralsalot]

I’m not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me “why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?” They’re 11

[official-lyzzystardust]

An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, “A little slappy to make daddy happy?”

I did not give him a high five.

[myathesleepyoctopus]

A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said “im crying on the inside”

[myathesleepyoctopus]

Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.

Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds.

[myathesleepyoctopus]

So Ive been going through the notes of this post and it seems Fweej the Overseer is pretty popular with tumblr as well. So I dug through facebook and found photos for yall. Special thanks to @sakoyo, who was my TA and made the facebook posts, thus keeping the record and immortalizing his legacy.

Fweej lives on 🙌🐙🙌

[findingfeather]

Three great truths it is important to understand:

Humans will pack-bond with anything.

Humans will make a competitive sport or game out of anything.

Humans will make gods out of anything.

[the-haiku-bot]

Humans will make a

competitive sport or game

out of anything.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[jediclaire]

The reason I follow haiku bot? I come across gems like these.

[jediclaire]

so, I am surprised!