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Star Wars on the brain, I write about Inferno Squad, main blog is thesingingone, here's a page with tags

[revenge-of-the-shit]

If Maul were pettier

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

[mikkeneko]

the third best is the one the author wrote out of spite due to some really dogshit discourse going on in their fandom

[bladesingerlily]

Big fan of 3!

[thehillywoodshow]

THANK YOU FOR 100K VIEWS ON YOUTUBE! 💥 A Star Wars Parody by The Hillywood Show │ May The Parody Be With You, is strong with you all! Keep watching, enjoying & rocking out on your lightguitars! 🎸

Starring Jim Beaver, Phil LaMarr, Matt Cohen and Tessa Netting! From Creator/Director Hilly Hindi with Co-Director Richard Speight, Jr.!

Poster Artwork by Justin Bechtold / Music by Mattia Chiappa

[charlesoberonn]

Don't open a PM with a stranger with "hello".

1. You sound like a bot

2. You don't give anything to respond to

Try to say something nice and ask questions that the other person can respond to.

[charlesoberonn]

I was talking about tumblr but I suppose it also applies to this

[charlesoberonn]

Remember Inigo Montoya

[lastvalyrian]

Name: We are the Borg.

Polite Greeting: You will be assimilated.

Relevant personal link: Your biological and technological characteristics will be added to our own.

Manage expectations: Resistance is futile.

[errantindy]

1. Polite Greeting:

2. Name: I’m Luke Skywalker

3. Personal Relevant Link:

4. Manage Expectations: I’m here to rescue you.

You can see Luke makes a hash of this greeting, and the Princess is hesitant to do anything until he supplies their personal relevant link: that he’s here with Ben Kenobi.

[charlesoberonn]

He improves greatly in the later movies

Polite Greeting: "Greetings, Exalted One."

Name + Relevant Personal Link: "I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi knight and friend to captain Solo."

Manage Expectations: "I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo's life."

[cintasvel]

i'm always so excited to meet star wars fans whose favourite characters are like, either minor characters or characters who just don't get the same hype as say, the main three or five in all the movies or tv shows.

like cool, i'm glad you like obi-wan, so cool that you like luthen. oh of course you like ahsoka.

anyway, which of you fuckers are crying, screaming and throwing up about depa bilaba? or brasso? hell, anyone have big feelings about vail tormin? any breha organa fans in the house tonight?

tell me in the tags who your favourite star wars character is but ONLY if they're not considered a main character

[bunny7567]

[juuneaux]

Star Wars is truly at its peak when the droids are practical and semi-shitty looking which is honestly just to say that I get an instant boost of serotonin when a gonk droid shows up

Look at this thing it sucks and I love it

[ingdamnit]

I love that it’s purpose is somewhere between a battery and an extension cord

[bogleech]

A big heavy power supply that has legs and the simplest possible droid brain for knowing where it’s needed because that’s canonically cheaper and easier than making a big heavy battery you have to move around yourself

[supervisormeero]

Syril and Dedra + Even More Text Posts

[brekkie-art]

Mon Mothma’s crash out (valid)

This was a fanart that just kinda became a study

[burningfudge]

seeing mon and kleya’s thrilling escapes from coruscant makes leia’s first reaction to luke and han even funnier. leia must’ve heard about these highly skilled rebels but then when she gets captured, she gets a hillbilly farmboy and an idiot smuggler to rescue her

[bifuriouslyqueer]

She was expecting

and got

instead

[divorceddadrock]

The problem with being a Star Wars fan who actually reads the books is not every Star Wars book is good. Like some of them are really great but some of them are really boring and a chore to get through. Like normally if you're not into a book you can just not finish it but if it's a Star Wars book you feel obligated to finish it if for no other reason than to build your nerd cred. Like fandom homework.

[divorceddadrock]

I must force myself to give a shit about this author's OCs so I can get a good grade in Star Wars fandom, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve.

[stealingpotatoes]

i love comparing the fake stories that each twin was told

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[obiwan]

OBI WAN KENOBI - EPISODE V + Flashbacks

[jynersso-moved-deactivated20250]

MON MOTHMA - season 1 outfits

[ant-tattoo]

cassian & a memory… a thing i started during the narkina 5 episodes but never finished until now. that hug in the finale had been a long time coming🥺

[winterswake]

Carrie Fisher as Leia Organa & Harrison Ford as Han Solo THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: BEHIND THE SCENES

[fiddleabout]

#guhhh he’s going run right into her with all of his 6-feet and she’ll ricochet off and land a mile away#so he literally picks her entire frame up and takes the momentum#think fast! YEET THE PRINCESS gently three feet backwards#lol her legs are so far off the ground and she hits it running and keeps going arms flailing mid-rant#doesn’t miss a beat - she cannot be stopped!

[sundrieddeadaccount]

this clip has been going around everywhere and i am LIVING for it so much, god i miss carrie

[wellsbering]

imagine your ex who you haven't seen in a decade (since he stole your car) shows up at your house. in the car. the one he stole from you. it looks like shit. your ex asks you to fix the broken car. then he tells you that the hot girl with him and his buddy (the one that helped him steal the car) is his new girlfriend. she is a member of the royal family and she looks capable of murdering you AND your ex with rage alone. you try to say hi. she does not say hi. no one admits it out loud, but you get the feeling that they're all running from the cops and they all want to hide out in YOUR house.

this is what happened to lando calrissian in the empire strikes back

[saltqueer]

tags by @mickeymagpie