SLAM in the back of my DRAGULA

liam | 25 | they/he | send me images of seals

[roaches-inthecereal]

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

One of my all time favorite gif sets.

Vincent Price as Dr. Frankenstein -

Danny Kaye Show (1965)

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[3000s]

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

[yamatake0928]

[nihongo-ni-hon-yaku]

あんこ anko: sweetened red bean paste used in Japanese confectionery

どんぶり勘定 domburi kanjō: to only keep track of money, resources, etc. by how much remains long-term; lit. “rice bowl accounting”

つぶれる tsubureru: the idiomatic verb for a shop to go out of business; lit. “to be squashed, to be flattened”

[vrtualseraph]

could i get some seal graphics? 🦭🦭🦭

creds to @pixopix, @99fish, @resourcesiero, @cheriisoda, @candlemassive, and @genderlesspersonx 🦭🦭

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[kkorechika]

[wetheurban]

It's okay if joy and grief keep visiting on the same day.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[chilewithcarnage]

[ten-and-donna]

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

[pulling-aggro]

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[cryptotheism]

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

[cryptotheism]

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[segamascott]

🤤🤤🤤

[c-53]

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

[c-53]

Some of my favorite clownfish hosts

[balaclava-trismegistus]

It pisses me off when I see people draw dinosaur fursonas and they have huge fat tits. That's not a mammal. You do not love dinosaurs, but the idea of dinosaurs. Fuck you idiot. I'll kill you.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

yeah like why even bother anthropomorphizing an animal if you're not going to fuck around with its biology

[captain-price-unofficially]

[ivy-michaels]

ok this time i'll allow it.

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[maximofffs-deactivated20170718]

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

[recreationalcannibalism]

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

[nerdofchaos-deactivated20120906]

see you all in hell

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Kill the one whom I kiss! Bootylicious!🎵