GUYS WHAT THE FUCKKKKK OMGGGGGGGG YO YO YO YO YO I CANT HES ACTUALLY A ROCKSTARRRRR OMGGGG I CANT GOING CRAZY STOPPP I CANT KEEP WRITING I FEEL LIKE HAMILTONNNNM😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏😌
haiiii! i am here to request! if you have the inspo, could you do some headcanons about watching a horror or scary movie with ot5 cortis (separate)? i have some idee but my writing sucks ✋😔
i am placing my hopes on you, anyway your theme is so so cute!! byyyyye 🫶🏼
ahhhh🙈 this was so fun to dooooo (even if it wasnt 100% accurate) ! also tysmmmm, truthfully i can never stick to one theme its always changing 🥹
ot5 scary movie request
ps... don't place your hopes on me to much i haven't wrote in a few weeks
┆ requested┆ › cortis x reader headcannons › word count 457
martin ×
Martin- is the type to use watching a scary movie with you as an opportunity to put his arm around the back of the couch “just in case you get scared and need someone to lean on”
Martin- is the type to wait for a really suspenseful moment and scare you
Martin- is the type to go home later that night and sleep with a light on because he is scared
Martin- is the type to "nonchalantly" text you throughout the night because he wanted to make sure you weren't scared of falling asleep alone.
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james ×
James- is the type to make jokes throughout the movie whenever he could tell you are scared
James- is the type to use you as a full pillow during the movie just to end up falling asleep to the sound of screams from the TV
James- is the type to show up at you door before the movie with a scream mask on to scare you
James- is the type to act out the scary moments he likes after the movie is over
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juhoon ×
Juhoon- is the type to freeze if you grabbed onto him during the movie, but would relax into it and not move away.
Juhoon- is the type to enjoy horror movies more than action movies or romcoms
Juhoon- is the type to insist on watching the scary movie with the lights off
Juhoon- is the type to find it funny at how scared you get at something thats fake
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keonho ×
Keonho- is the type to insist on spending the night at your house after watching a scary movie because he says your to scared to be alone (but really hes the scared one)
Keonho- is the type jump everytime there is a jumpscare but then tell you it wasn't even that scary
Keonho- is the type to keep talking about how gross a gore scene is way after it happened because he knows it makes you laugh
Keonho- is the type to yell at protagonist because they aren't getting away from the antagonist fast enough
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seonghyeon ×
Seonghyeon- is the type to be afraid of the movie, but more afraid of the fact that he gets so shy when you inch closer towards him whenever you’re scared
Seonghyeon- is the type to clutch onto when he gets scared, then immediately moves away when the scene is over and gets shy
Seonghyeon- is the the type to immediately refuse to watch a scary movie with you next time because he was so scared/nervous (he instead suggests romcoms)
Seonghyeon- is the type to get very defensive when you call him a scaredy cat for not wanting to watch another scary movie
Thank you for the tag, my dear @ainulindaelynn. I hope you're doing alright 🤍
It's been a proper long time since I did one of these, and since I deleted my previous ones, I figure it's a good time to start fresh 😊
What is the origin of your blog name? The quintessence of my hyperfixation on Brasidas & Sparta over the last few years. The Brasideioi were the army that marched to Thrace with him. After they returned to Sparta, they continued to be set apart from the rest of the army - extremely unusual in Sparta.
What's your 'I will always order this' food? Unfortunately, Korean Chicken. It's so good, but also incredibly unhealthy. Luckily I live a long way from the ability to order food at all, so winning I guess lol
What's your overused emoji? 🤍 I use this a lot
What's your current comfort media? I've been watching the youtube channels Treasure Books and Camelia Craft Designs for a few weeks now. I fall asleep to them and they're basically my default now. I also watch a bunch of Hermits - faves are DocM77, Keralis, BDubs, SmallishBeans & MumboJumbo, but I watch others as well.
Song you've had on repeat this week? I recently discovered Every Chance I Get (I Want You in the Flesh) by Dan Auerbach [of the Black Keys] and it is such a vibe. Otherwise, I'm still on my 2025 Faves playlist with all the usual suspects (Killers, Editors, Interpol etc.)
Tagging a few people if you're keen - no pressure! Hope you're all well. @iraaileme @krankittoeleven @findusinaweek @asneakyobserver @erzsebetrosztoczy @merelyafigment @dev1lsminion
blog name cherries ( chrri ) fic ( i write fanfiction > < ) favourite food 2 order garlic bread overused emoji 😭 🥺 🥀 ... comfort media watching friends or stupid reddit stories TT on repeat fire fire ( shimza n arco ) & hot gum ( sofia isella )
gracias for the tag mickie ! !! ! :3 this is yuna on her yap acc hehehejehe
lets do a lil allat abt me. . .
blog name candoi (candle) ella (because its cute!) . actual origin of the name is on scratch.mit.edu when i used to be 'aesthetic' on there , there was this girl bullying me and erm i called her drake and she backed off . mind you she was 16 and i was 13 at the time... but the user was cute and i made a fake account to troll her and yeah she's still on there i think on a new user (it starts with lace ofc 🙄) but yeah .. honestly i used it besides pngfilms because ONE i wanted a new user and TWO because i wanted to show myself that i could do anything and that no one can stop me. 😛 if shes a bishh and you know it clap ur hands clap clap goofy ahh typa shi
favourite food 2 order japanese food or chinese takeout
overused emoji 😛 . 😭 . ✌️ . 🩷 . :3
comfort media youtube , webtoons , discord , or stabfish.io ... oRrrrrRrrr sometimes fanfics some of them be yummy yummers 🤤
on repeat catch catch (yena) , rude (h2h ... accidentally sang it on open mic in my classs yesteday i turned into a 🍅 ☹️) , knife (enhypen .. i miss heeseung ☹️☹️)
blog name: it’s actually quite obvious lol! i love chuu and the user was actually to honour chuu’s album too! i js added emo for the fun of it 😼
fav food to order: im not really picky but i love desserts especially cheesecakes yum and also a must have is mozzarella sticks 😋
overused emoji: recently it has been ✌️🤧🤭😝🥺💔😼 i live on emojis guys sry
comfort media: commentary utube vids! specifically rebal d and dankyjabo’s and also gaming vids of kubzscouts and laurenzside, obviously fics and finally any manga/manhwa i can get my hands on
on repeat: my song hyper fixations change daily but for a while its been venus flytrap by marina, who’s dat (jane doe) by closeyoureyes, 404 new era by kiiikiii, apple pie by h2h, nemonemo by yena and finally applause by lady gaga 😽
Blog name : I go by Yuki, but I have friends who sometimes just call me Yui. I js added the extra iosx, there's not much meaning for it 😭
Favorite food to order : I don't rlly order food, but I enjoy eating Acai bowls or defo ice cream or ramen fs :3
Overused emojis : I use a lot, but mostly these 🫶🏻🥹😭💔✌🏻
Current comfort media : I watch a lot of documentaries on crime, exploring abandoned places or paranormal places and reactions videos. Though, as of currently, iv been binge watching ShooshiMooshi, Rotten Mango, Jidion, Skeeter Jean, Kmk, Daz Games honestly, it just depends on what my mood is, but I loveee watching yt, if I watch movies it's rlly js horror
Song on repeat : UpsideDown Kiss - TXT (Iv streamed this like 10k times alrdy), Three - Cult Member, Sextape - Deftones, Crimewave - Crystal Castles, Being so Normal - Peach Pit, Insomniac - Memo Boy, Sdp Interlude - Travis Scott, Zen - Sadder Days, UGLY - the GazettE and lastely Hurt me - Ashmaze. These have all been in my rotation these past weeks, I listen to music a bunch 💔
Tagging : @miellette , (irdk who else to tag lmao)
blog origin name!!: i wanted a name with tae ~ for taesan and marii is a short and cuter form for marionette ~ to be aesthetic i added an x and sz. ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜.ᐟ
favourite food to order!!: for now, it's pasta!!
overused emoji!!: ☺️
current comfort media!!: currently it might be winnie the pooh!! i absolutely adore this cutest teddy bear!! ՞߹ - ߹՞
songs on repeat!!: crush by ethel cain, bangbang by ive, saturn by sza, and earrings by malcolm todd
tags!!: uhm i'm no very sure but maybe @myungmyng @dolljayie @hazelsii , + anyone who wishes to join!!
hii mootie 🫶🏼 thank u for the tag angel mwah !!! ‹𝟹 ( i also love fruits basket hehe )
blog origin name : i just rlly like cortis ! the doll part is just cause I couldn’t think of anything else and i think dolls are cutsie so why not !
favourite food order : most of the time i just get chinese takeout but i am also a huge dubai chocolate fan so anything i see with dubai chocolate i order ໒꒰՞ ܸ. .ܸ՞꒱ა
overused emoji : 🥹🫶🏼😲💘
current comfort media : honestly any studio ghibli or tim burton movie ! i also am a huuuuge superhero fan so anything marvel / dc related ( whether it’s comics or movies i don’t mind !!! )
song on repeat : nice dream by radiohead , joyride by cortis ( twins !!!!) , rude by h2h and hard to explain by the strokes !
tags : any cutie who sees this is free to join in !!!
blog origin name: hmmmm i wz jus brainstorming like cute name ideas and i was like “wait what if i combine meow and mochi :0” and that’s how meeoowchi was born basically
favorite food order: uhhhhh oki there’s this niche chicken place near my house so i usually get their sandwiches there
overused emoji: ☹️🥹😭❤️🩹😹✌🏾🤔
current comfort media: i rlly like shoujo media!! esp shoujo romance (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)
song on repeat: thank you for the venom by mcr, literally every song on p1h’s new album, oh and uhhhh motteke! sailor fuku (i think that’s how u spell it) the uh lucky star op :3! OH and earrings and sweet boy by malcom todd
tags (sorry if u didn’t wanna be tagged ignore ignore!): @carmellavanilla @lemon1sthere @starryhop @shinniebug @cranialberry @veezdiary @pearlywhitefics
Blog origin name: I wanted something cute, short and memorable. Tho I don’t really why I chose that specifically (it’s almost 3 years ago that I made this blog 🥲)
Favourite Food order: I don’t really eat out often but I really do like sunset boulevard (?) and I have a huge sweet tooth so any place with good milkshakes or ice cream
Overused emoji: 😔🫶🏼🙈😝😻😼😭
Current comfort media: movies? Mostly from the 2000s I recently watched 27 dress 😭 yk I’m going crazy on letterbox
Songs on repeat: most on p1h discography 😭🫶🏼 Wednesday girl is my fav rn. E85 - Don toliver Dracula - tamen pala + jennie annddddd century by EsDeeKid
This is so cutesy! Thank you sm for tagging me pearly!!😣🤞🩷
Blog origin name: I don’t remember much about how I came up with sacredsols but I think it had something to do with me listening to Thee Sacred Souls at the time LOL. I also don’t know how I forgot but sol is sun is Spanish (and Scandinavian *cough* pearly shoutout *cough*) which is cuterrr because I am sunny 😇🤭
Favorite food order: I am THE pasta lover final boss so literally anything to do with pasta 🤤🤤
Overused emoji: 😭😜😹🙏😛🩷😇
Current comfort media: I love Disney movies and marvel so much!! I’ve watched the Alice in wonderland live action movie too many times omg
Songs you’ve had on repeat this week: Bleed by Malcom Todd & Omar Apollo, Want U Around by Omar Apollo & Ruel, Evergreen by Omar Apollo, Fragments by Joji & Don Toliver, Rearrange My world by Daniel Caesar & Rex Orange County, and Fue mejor by Kali Uchis & SZA
Tags: @teacuplps @lemon1sthere @gorgeouslyus @r0ckst4rjk @fshionzmb (ignore this if you don’t want to reply LOL 😇🤞🩷)
blog origin name: i always liked the name gorgeous yes it’s a name (a girl in this documentary i watched i history was named gorgeous and i was like that’s so tea) zont play with me but like the rest i kinda wanted it to be i guess more interesting gorgeously and the us is because we r all gorgeous people! so gorgeouslyus is for everyone which i’m all abt my community so that’s basically the story to my name
favorite food order/ foods: favorite foods i love savory stuff more but i love chocolate as well and during summer i think is my favorite time of year is cuz i always go out and eat LMAO yes i’m a big backkk but things i have been wanting recently are mango drinks, in and out animal style fries omg i’m about to bust…, fried chicken, ICE CREAM i lowkey could go on and on
overused emojis: 😭😹😬🙏✌️
current comfort media: youtube i love youtube rewatching coryxkenshin vids miss him also Sunkenji and The boys currently watching a special ed video rn😭
songs youve had on repeat this week: MY TIME HAS COME. let it snow boyz to men peak, with all due respect kwn, OCTAINE don toliver, nuevayol bad bunny, let me tell you yeonjun, LOYL p1harmony, AM I THE DRAMA? cardi b, face time 82 major, fly epik high, pretended big bang someone stop me
@marsgirltyshi @liliesonthego @aerisoirette @cookeyy @fshionalien @hearts4hyeon @nooriiz @realseanshady @rydiez444 @ramenoil @saevss @vehaez @zhaoyufineshyt @zombreanz (srry if u didn’t want to be tagged! yall don’t have to if yall don’t want too😌🫶)
blog origin name: lowk do I even have to explain 😭from that one pretty Asian girl that said “zhao yu fan? more like zhao yu fine SHYT!” so I love saying it so that why I made it my user
favourite food order/food: Y’ALL HEAR ME OUT MY MCDONALD’S ORDER IS SO FIRE, 6 piece chicken nuggets, sweet and sour sauce, hot chocolate and honey bbq thighs !!
overused emojis: 🥹😭😔😍😛✌️💔😓🤨❓
current comfort media: youtube yappers: LAYZE, PARROTX2, RAYLIKESUNSHINE, RACHEL LOUISE, REBAL D, DAVID ACHU, CHOMPTV, CRISPY CONCORDS!!!!! 😛😛😛😛 murder mystery youtubers: DARK ASIA WITH MEGAN, BREW, STORIFIED, NEO (honourable mentions, any anch content!!)
songs you’ve had on repeat this week: ICEMAN FREESTYLE by central cee, 八方来财 by 揽佬skai is your god, let you break my heart again by laufey, Never Let Go by Lngshot and Joyride by CORTIS
blog origin name: the “rey” part comes from my full name audrey that i mainly use as my online persona but is also one of my real names and the “blr” part comes from tumblr
favorite food order/food: im a SUCKER for a good burger and fries and I LOVE chicken so I always get a chicken burger with fries on the side, i do try to mix it up tho 😭😭
overused emojis: 😭🩵🥹👀‼️⁉️🙏🏽💔
current comfort media: my fav youtubers: dorisxchi, janae danyiel, kelly scholas i feel like i only watch youtube because of them these days 😭😭😭 and for movies both black panther movies i have rewatched that so much and im a spiderman girlie so spiderman movies AND spiderman into the spiderverse and across the spiderverse with miles morales 🥹🥹
songs you’ve had on repeat this week:
Truth be told by baekhyun, Bungee by baekhyun, Drugs and Hela Melodies by don toliver ( I LOVE BAEKHYUN AND DONNY T SO BAD), Backseat by lngshot, Flaming Hot Lemon by Jaehyun
tags: @lngshotty @jellyvii @saevss @seeyouanaminute (sorry if the tags bother you 😭😭)
origin of blog name- jellyous by ILLIT x vivian my name!
go to order- I lava mac&cheese… I could NEVER get tired of it, and you could catch me eating a box of it each week…
overused emoji(s)- 🥹 + 🤭 + 🙏 + 😭 + 🤫
current comfort media- to all the boys I’ve loved before, xo kitty, never have I ever, & the video of martin singing ‘thinking out loud’
songs on repeat this week- peace by Taylor Swift, superposition by Daniel Caesar, Back, baby by Jessica Pratt, and No Embrace by Dirty projectors & Björk
Description - A fic where YOU were sold to CORTIS!!
—> They ALL are in love with you and throughout this fic they are all fighting over you! Who will win you over???
Background - your mom divorced your bio dad then found a Korean guy who she decided to marry and then you moved to Korea and got scouted by hybe labels!!
Get comfortable grab your unicorn frap and I hope you enjoy !!
It was March 32 2016 when you suddenly wake up to your mother loud and obnoxious voice.
“Get down here right now y/n!!” Her voice was loud and crumbled due to her habit of smoking red Marlboro cigarettes.
“Coming!” You yelled back groggily, dragging yourself out of the comfort of your white sheets.
You stand up and kiss your two fingers before pressing them to your large Harry styles poster on your wall next to your nightstand.
“She better have a good reason for waking me up like this," you huff at your poster, your natural perfect aegyo lips pouting cutely.
You pull on a grey Nike quarter zip to hide the galaxy tank top you slept in, not bothering to change out of your black leggings either. You pull up your white Nike socks before slipping on your ugg house slippers and grab your black choker from your nightstand and your black slick scrunchie, putting your long, slick blonde hair into a lazy messy bun.
“Y/n hurry the hell up! You have people waiting for you," your mother screams again.
“People waiting for me?” You sigh at your Harry Styles poster, "Who could ever want to talk to a loner like me?” You make your way downstairs and find five teenage boys at the base of the stairs near the front door.
“Woah, wait, Cortis?" You look at the five extremely attractive boys.
“You’re going to live with them now," your mom says, blowing smoke in their faces.
“What!?” You gasp, "Why?"
“I need money, now go pack." She says casually, shooing you away.
You scream in anger and storm upstairs and begin to pack with tears in your eyes. “I don’t even like K-pop," you sniffle. “I only like One Direction!! I don’t care if they disbanded! I’m not like the other girls who listen to boring K-pop like BTS and blackpurple...Or whatever that girl group was!”
You pack clothes and your 5-in-1 shampoo because you don’t need a seventeen step routine to be naturally beautiful with clear skin and soft hair. Then lastly, you go over to your large bookshelf.
“it’s so hard to pick between all of you," you sigh to your books before finding your favorite modern feminist book and fight club because you like what boys like but you’re also a feminist because you believe in strong women who do sports.
“Goodbye Harry," you sigh, a tear slipping down your perfect pink cheek.
You walk back downstairs and wipe away your tears and see the tallest member looking at you with guilt in his face.
“You ready?” He says, his voice soft and raspy
"Yes…" you mumble avoiding eye contact.
( Time skip bc I’m lazy XD )
In the car you are sat in the window seat reading Fight Club. Next to you was Keonho, and next to him was Martin. Keonho peeks at what you were reading and points, "You like Fight Club?"
“What about it? Girls can like Fight Club!” You face your book away from him.
“It’s just so niche, I didn’t think you’d know it,” he laughs, scratching the back of his head.
“Hmph, of course I do," you replied with a roll of your blue orbs.
“Sorry, it’s just so cool that a girl like you would enjoy it,” he chuckled.
“I like Fight Club too, I actually introduced Keonho to it." Martin jumped in the conversation, jealousy bubbling in his stomach.
“Oh whatever Martin,” the younger boy huffed, his bottom lip pouting cutely.
“Boys.” You rolled your eyes and sighed looking back to your book.
And before you knew it, you were at Hybe labels.
You walked into the building and saw their manager.
"Y/n, you will be joining Cortis as the only female 6th member,” your jaw dropped.
“No way!” You replied, looking over at the boys looking for any hint of shock or disbelief.
“I’m not doing this!” you cross your arms over your chest.
“Yeah you are... your mom signed a consent form and we paid her already…” James spoke with slight guilt in his voice.
"you’re not being reasonable right now, I can’t even speak Korean!!” You stumbled.
“You don’t need to! We need more American fans anyway! And a white blonde blue eyed girl will do perfectly!" The manager said with a laugh.
"But i cant even sing or dance!" you try and muster up some excuses to make them change their minds.
“Too stinking bad you’re in Cortis now deal with it” the manger yawns before checking his watch “okay I got to go, you have a meeting with the choreographer in 20 and the vocal coach afterwards so be prepared, good luck, you’re an idol now.” All six of you then watch as he walked away .
“I’ll show you to the dance room” James smiled trying to give some level of comfort.
“We will show you,” Juhoon clears his throat nonchalantly, his cold boy demeanor making you slightly wary of his presence. He had been very quiet since you met him, you realize this might’ve been the first time you heard him speak.
You watch as the choreographer slowly shows you the moves, and you copy them perfectly.
“Aigoo! are you sure you’ve never danced before?” Keonho asked in shock.
“I mean I did like a year of ballet in elementary” you shrugged like it was nothing
“Let’s try it normal speed” the choreographer says impressed at your natural skill
As the chorus of their hit song fashion began to play you dance to it effortlessly making the five boys stare in disbelief
“Woah you’re so swagy y/n” Martin says giving a playful pat to your back making Juhoon clench his jaw watching the two of you smile at each other
“Yeah, it was impressive” Juhoon nods in agreement crossing his muscular arms
“Thanks” you blush cutely
“Kiyowo~” the boys think collectively
“Okay now let’s add the others” the choreographer says with a grin
As the six of you figured out how to add you to the songs they also showed you what parts you will be taking from them and what parts you will fill with new verses which you will talk more about with the producers
“Gosh today was so tiring idk how you all do it!” You sigh loudly flopping on their couch, Martin laughs taking a seat next to you, his knee brushing yours.
“Yeah me either sometimes, but you did… amazing” he smiled softly at you
“T-t-t-t-thank you” you tuck a stand of your blonde hair behind your ear
“Martin.” You hear a males voice slice through the thick atmosphere, it was juhoon…
“Keonho is asking for you,” he spoke jesturinh for him to leave
“Oh really?” Martins face drops, you can feel the tension between them “he can come out here and talk to me himself,”
“Well, he’s busy, so go,” Juhoon scoffs
“Fine,” Martin sternly gets up and walks away towards Keonhos room
“H-hey” you swallow thickly sitting up straighter
“Nice job today,” he says, his shoulder touching yours his eyes drawing your face.
“Thank you, J-J-Juhoon…” you shivered
“Should I take you to your room?” He smirked
“Yeah, that’d be great thank you” you laughed awkwardly
Juhoon got up and you followed, he lead you down the hall to an empty room with a bed and a white desk.
“Here you go, this was very last minute so Keonho and Martin are now sharing a room, you’re welcome” he stated
“This wasn’t my idea…” tears welled up in your eyes “sorry..” you sniffed
“No, it’s okay,” he replied, his tone softer, his hand going to your shoulder giving it a small squeeze
“I just don’t know how I’m going to do this” you sighed before suddenly the bad boy juhoon takes you into his chest, you tense up before slowly melting into his arms
“Shshshshshs it’s okay y/n I gotchu” he hums before he noticed Martin in front of him, he gives him a glare making Martin clench his jaw in jealousy “that should be ME” he thinks to himself before turning away and slamming the door to his room behind him making you jump
“What was that” you say pulling away
“Just the wind pressure in here, it makes doors slam sometimes” he says with a small smile
“I think that was the first time I saw you smile” you giggle
“Oh shut up” he laughs pushing you softly “sleep tight y/n”
“You too” you smiled
(another time skip heheh)
It was the morning now and you rolled out of bed groggily you hate mornings..
After you shower you put on this outfit (shout Erika Kirk)
You walk over to the kitchen and find James cooking something that smells amazing
“Whatcha making?” You asked hopping onto the countertop across from him
“Nothing crazy just normal breakfast stuff” he said turning to you while flipping the pan, what a babe…
“Sweet” you smiled
“God she’s so cute,” he thinks to himself, watching you sit on the counter
“James hyunggg when are you going to be finished!” Keonho whined getting up from the couch and walking over to sit down at the barstool at the countertop you were sat at
“Oh be patient lil boy” he scoffed forcing himself to stop looking at you and focus on cooking
“Hi y/nnn” the younger boy smiled up at you
“Hey keonho” you smile down at the boy making him blush to himself
“I-I like your fit” he mumbles
“Thank you! I just threw something on” you giggled
“Well you look nice…” he hummed
“God why does it smell so good” Seonghyeon was heard from behind the brunette
“James why are you cooking? You never co-“ Seonghyeon began before James quickly interrupted him
“Yes I do,” he says loudly “all the time”
“Sureee” Seonghyeon laughs “or is it because we have a girl member now?” He says leaning over Keonhos shoulder
“Shut up” James blushed
“Just be grateful” Keonho laughs shoving Seonghyeon off of him
A boy was heard clearing his throat behind everyone
“Morning.” Juhoon says with his deep morning voice, Martin behind him
“What’s up y/n” Martin smirks walking past Juhoon shoving his shoulder slightly making Juhoon scoff with a small smirk on his lips
“Morning,” you hummed getting off the countertop and over to everyone else
“How’d you sleep?” Juhoon asked
“It’s a bit weird being here but at least the beds are nice!” You laughed softly making the boys stare in awe of your natural aegyo
“Yeah at least this company is minted” Martin adds
“Shoutout BTS” keonho puts a fist up in the air, same does seonghyeon
“I don’t really know anything abt kpop..” you admitted hesitantly
“Woah really? Teenage girl living in Korea doesn’t know anything abt Kpop” James said in shock, you truly weren’t like the other girls…
“Yeah.. I never understood the hype… no offense” you laughed scratching the back of your head
“Well you’re apart of it now” Martin jokes poking your shoulder playfully making juhoon step in between you two
“So you’ve never listened?” Juhoon asked with his arms crossed looking down at your petite frame
“No, not really, I’m more of a 5SOS, one direction, Fall out boy, kind of girl” you shrugged
“I like fall out boy” Juhoon nods with a smirk
“I like 5sos as well!” Martin chimed in pushing his way next to Juhoon and in front of you
“Oh really? Those bands are kinda niche” you smiled twirling your hair in your soft small fingers
“I guess so..” Juhoon nods in agreement
“Foods ready!” James interrupts loudly
“Thank god” keonho sighs even louder
After eating the six of you head to the studio to record new vocals
“So we scrambled up some lyrics for you, do you think you could rap?” Martin asked handing you a piece of lined paper with lyrics scribbled on it, you take it and read it.
“Yeah, I’m sure I could try” you laughed awkwardly before walking into the booth with headphones on listening to the sample Martin made for you to copy, his voice was amazing.
“You’re really good!” You shout unnecessarily loud
“Thanks” he laughs, his face turning red
As you listen you try and hum the flow to match and copy down, you already heard fashion plenty of times during dance practice so you got the gist of it
“Okay I think I’m good!” You yelled once more holding up a thumbs up to the producer.
You begin to effortlessly rap the lyrics he gave you, causing all five of the boys to collectively drop their jaws and look around as if they didn’t know where they were
“Holy shit” Keonho laughed bopping his head to the looped recording
You took off your headphones and asked “was that good?”
Everyone nodded in collective agreement, then the producer held up one finger gesturing you to go one more time. As you rapped everyone bopped their heads and clapped at your natural talent
“Beautiful and naturally talented, no wonder they wanted her with us” James pointed out
“I just wonder why not go solo?” Juhoon added
“Huh, not sure” Seonghyeon shrugged
The day went by while you recorded your new added parts to the songs before then going back to dance practice, you’re just so perfect that you got done with all the songs in practically one take!! Same with the choreo you’re a natural at it and a fast learner so you just memorized everything, the only problem was the boys muscle memory.
Keonho bumped into you again during your switch.
“Sorry!! That’s my fault… again” he slumps making you pat him on the back
“It’s okay!! It’s hard doing something new, especially if you’ve been doing it the other way for so long” you hum rubbing his back making him shiver at your touch
“T-t-t-thanks y/n you’re so sweet” he mumbled his face blushed pink
“Keonho pull it together,” Martin cleared his throat clearly jealous of his attention
“Whatever..” keonho scoffed moving back to starting position
While you practiced you also practiced singing and dancing, to everyone’s surprise your vocals were super stable and smooth
“God you’re just good at everything huh?” Juhoon winked at you making you blush
“I wouldn’t say that!” You pushed him cutely
“Please it’s like you’re not even trying!” Seonghyeon rolled his eyes with a charming smile
“Effortlessly beautiful and talented, it’s no fair” James added
“Guys!! You flatter me” you hide your face in your hands
“So cute” Martin teased making you shy
“Hmph no I’m not!” You grumbled
“So are” Keonho chuckled ruffling your hair
“Stoppppp!!” You pushed him softly swatting away his hand
“Owww” keonho faked “kiss it to make it better” he joked holding his hand out to you
“Finee” you chuckled causing him to blush intensely, you take his hand and place a small peck on his knuckles
“Woah woah woah me next??” James waved his hand pretending it hurt
“Hey! Guys, you’re so weird” you rolled your eyes
After everything you all decided to get some rest when suddenly Juhoon and Martin went in your room
“Y/n , I’m in love with you” Juhoon blurts
“What???” You jumped
“No I’m in love with you!” Martin pushed him away from your door frame, you suddenly hear footsteps
“They are crazy, I want you!” Keonho pushed the two of them and makes his way in your room
“Guys!?” You say with widened eyes, James then walks over
“I’m more mature than all of these kids, pick me!” James dashes over to you and holds your hands in his and before you could answer Seonghyeon pushes James over
“Forget him! I’m better!!”
Suddenly your room erupted in arguments on wether who deserves you more
“Guys!!” You shouted as loud as you could “I can’t decide! You are all so amazing….” You sigh
“Well I guess we all just have to find a way to win you over..” Martin says glaring at his members who now have became his opponents…
“Win me over??” You laughed in disbelief
“Yeah overtime! We will all find a way to make you love one of us!!” Keonho added agreeing to his idea
“So you don’t have to pick now..” Juhoon also spoke
“Jesus I’m not some prize!!” You huff crossing your arms
“Sure you are” James laughed teasing you
“Oh whatever, may the best man win I guess..” you sigh dramatically falling back onto your bed… what has your mom gotten you into….
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS
shout out @teacuplps for giving me motivation to make my own 😭😭 this was so fun to make lowkey… SORRY FOR ALL THE MISTAKES BUT ITS APART OF THE FIC LMAOO
Yeah so basically I didn’t proofread this! But it’s okay it’s a satirical fic anyway so what does it matter
Shoutout One Direction and old wattpad could’ve never done it without you ✊✊
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