occasionally subtle
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Jules of Nature
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
todays bird
Claire Keane
art blog(derogatory)
AnasAbdin
styofa doing anything
KIROKAZE
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
PR's Tumblrdome
trying on a metaphor
titsay
JBB: An Artblog!
RMH
noise dept.
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@jemandrr
I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier
scrolled through the tags and saw that a lot of people weren’t blessed enough to see the edits
here it is, in all its Glory
this kills me every single time
this image made me so sad I had to clean him and give him a hot cocoa
always doing something annoying
can I be honest? I was so pissed off by friends and family criticizing my soap choice that, for half a year, I did an experiment where I washed one hand with Palmolive and one with handsoap, to prove that it didn't make your skin any rougher. and do you know what the result is? it does make your skin rougher. and now I'm even more pissed off.
me dissociating after eating two AA batteries
The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster
this on the bedspread
This as every wallpaper
Wow guys, we’ve really come together to make this House MD into a Home MD 💙
@alessmargi
Capulets vs Montagues
Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity
who is she
the phrase "she's got it goin on like donkey kong" implies that donkey kong has a fat ass.
to be frank that isn’t something I’d like to think about.
he does tho???
I SAID I WOULD NOT LIKE TO THINK ABOUT IT.
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
what are y'all doing for valentine’s day?
making a steak dinner is nice ! have fun !
*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3
it's okay for you to find this post sexual. I put the sensual feeling in there on purpose. you don't need to do weird posturing about it.
a friend has informed me that this post made its way to bluesky. they're putting pieces of my soul on other websites. I want to hear about it any time you see one. collect my evil screenshots, like a slenderman but I'm fat.
Level 1: Asylums are scary because there's crazy people there.
Level 2: We shouldn't treat mental health facilities as objects of horror because it stigmatises mental illness.
Level 3: Asylums are scary because there's psychiatrists there.
we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free
STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?
what am i doing
Making me laugh. : )
At the intersection of spoon theory (Sometimes something like 'washing the dishes' is a one spoon singular action and sometimes its negligible and sometimes it's a multi-step process where each step is notably draining)
and struggles with disruption in routine
comes "oh god, right now this thing that everyone treats as simple is a complex multistep process and some of the steps and environmental factors are *wrong*, even if I've done 'it' before"
phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman
