Anything and Everything

"All of time and space. Everything that ever happened or ever will. Where do you want to start?"

[paladitos]

who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

[paladitos]

who is telling women that having gray in their hair is ugly!!!!!!! why are they fucking lying!!!!!!!

[paladitos]

[ice-block]

Important chart btw

[athenasdragon]

professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”

professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”

[athenasdragon]

Bringing this back to share that one time I slept through part of a zoom meeting with my PhD advisor (who has a toddler) and he told me it was fine, that just meant I was a good sleeper

[eilooxara]

Professors who work with graduate students: if you finish the multivariate calculus work this week you can put one (1) piece of lab equipment in your mouth

[that-lesbian-writer-deactivated]

Once had a professor whose previous career was giving educational zoo tours to children, so he’d say stuff like, “now let’s meet our friend, acidic keratin!”

[gomi-chandesu]

in high school I was in the child development class where we ran the preschool. Class ended and I moved onto the next class, an art class. Sit down next to my friend who was working on a serious piece and casually asked for my thoughts on it, looking for serious critique.

Preschool mode had not turned off so I looked at it, clapped my hands and said “WOW Really great work! Amazing!”, in that same kind of voice you’d say to a toddler who presented you with a random scribble on a piece of paper.

Friend loved the reaction at least lmao.

[ghost--bot]

hey i saw these tags and i think i’m about to kiss you on the mouth rn

[kaijuno]

🤔

[kaijuno]

other ppl have been sending me images of this all day 

[the-evening-star-9]

[brokentripod]

they found the culprit and turned their cock back one hour

[ampervadasz]

International Chemistry Teachers Summit

[the-gotheltic-rowan]

[spaceman-josh]

[marisatomay]

happy four seasons total landscaping day to all who celebrate

[anneofgreengaybles]

what’s up nerds school is in session and this year’s crop of 4th graders doesn’t disappoint

[anneofgreengaybles]

their hobbies include writing stories on Google slides, playing Bloody Mary in the bathroom mirror, and being walking shitpost generators at recess

[anneofgreengaybles]

HOT TAKE ALERT: generally speaking I do think that the kids are, in fact, Alright™️

[karlvsn-deactivated20240312-dea]

[roycohn]

sorry professional comedians but nothing will ever be as funny as this intersection in my hometown

[dreamer-05]

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[christinapotter09]

Oh I my god I was there since 2006

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

As someone who spent a lot of time on fanfiction.net in 2007 I am having the worst war flashbacks

[milk5]

turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[dragongirltitties]

girl help they are making me do my job at work

[escuerzoresucitado]

[zangoonse]

You got the

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

actual conversation i had with an adult man last night btw 😭😭 speechless

[doggosource]