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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
almost home
Love Begins
Discoholic 🪩
cherry valley forever
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Peter Solarz
@theartofmadeline
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@jennocidelynn
your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”
stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year
uh oh
It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it
season 1 episode 1 of the muppet show outclasses anything snl has ever done
Vote! Because all our futures depend on it.
In 2008 INDIANA went for Obama.
Decisions are made by those who show up.
And the reason Republicans win at 55% voter turnout is that we lose up to 8% of our votes to Republican voter suppression.
“If it’s not close, they can’t cheat.” - A Republican, engaging in the time-honored pastime of all Republicans, projecting like the finest movie theater digital high-quality projector that there ever was
For the love of Christ, please vote.
please read this oh my god
These are better than the originals tbh
Yeah. Exactly.
Wow. Just wow. They all walked right into that… shoved their foot’s so far into their mouths they’re gagging on them.
I normally don’t reblog politics but this? This is ridiculous
The Ballpoint Pen Art Of Patrick Onyekwere
Wait. Ballpoint pen????? I’m speechless here that’s astounding!
HORF
Oh my fucking ribs.
this is clearly a case of a dog being reincarnated in the wrong body
@betterbemeta
I lost my shit at google street view.
Fortunately, I am mighty!
Nurses:
Fun Fact: We don't expect cops to do their jobs even when they're funded to the eyeballs.
Pooh Bear
I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess. Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:
They come for spas:
New hearts and stuffing:
And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:
Sometimes they look like this:
A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.
He also had a spa (not everyone does):
As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:
His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:
And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:
His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”
The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday. He is always called Pooh Bear. He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.
Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:
As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray. He came in for a spa:
Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:
And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:
He could even sit on his own! His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!
this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression
concept
a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings
you know… these guys
Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.
Needs more worms
I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms
No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway
@fanotastic more worms
Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.
Fuck you guys.
My fellow fuckers, I present you-
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Beautiful
It is perfect
I cannot express to you How Long I’ve been Searching for this fucking post and one day it just SHOWS UP ON MY DASH? Hell yeah!
Yo, @thegrimshapeofyoursmile, @tshjortile, @ingeniumeloquentiae - sometimes fic writing feels like dis lol
Agreed.
tropes i will never get tired of
fake dating
omniscient narrator who immediately contradicts the characters (“This is fine,” she said. It was, in no way, shape, or form, fine.)
deadpan jokes while swordfighting
the “I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE” guy
oblivious pining that slowly escalates until A is going on page rants about how pretty B’s eyes are but still doesn’t seem to recognize they’re in love
Strong Leader Type having to physically fall down in order for the other characters to see how exhausted they are
funny villains who talk and make jokes with their heroes while they’re fighting them
the villains presented as the protagonists
*increasingly pulls out bigger and bigger weapons from more unlikely places*
“I said all of your weapons” *pulls out more*
“ALL OF THEM” *pulls out one last tiny dagger*
traumatized character using humor to cover up ptsd
characters going out for a break at a restaurant/movie/whatever and something bad happening
using the “*gasp* what’s that over there???” trick to avert the enemy’s attention and it working
a villain’s weakness being something totally random and nonsensical
a hero duo arguing over who’s the sidekick while fighting a villain
“don’t be silly, we don’t need [important thing]” “you lost it, didn’t you?” “yeah”
“what’s the one thing I told you not to do tonight?” “raise the dead” “and what did you do?” “raised the dead”
“I think that went pretty well” *explosion in the distance*
This right here is a serotonin generator
Something unlikely happening + two people swapping money in the background
Larry, if we make an effort today, we might be able to save August. Jaws (1975) | dir. Steven Spielberg
an old Soviet “Walking Excavator”
Howl’s Moving Khrushchyovka
