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More Cookie Characters.

old lady oatmeal awwwwww

YOU SEE THESE CHARACTERS? THEY WERE DRAWN BY TUMBLR USER COOKIEKHALEESI (LINK LEADS TO THE TAG SHE HAS FOR ALL OF HER CHARACTERS FROM THIS SERIES)

Okay, now that this art has been sourced, feel free to carry on reblogging.

andramion

DEAR PEOPLE WHOSE FIRST LANGUAGE IS NOT ENGLISH,

PLEASE stop apologising for any mistakes in your English and start giving yourself a pat on the back for learning a second language

conesoldstobers

#secondly be cautious of tearing apart text the most minimal details of language before you know whether or not OP is a native speaker#not everyone has the benefit of knowing the intricacies and subtleties of word use first hand

aggro-kawaii-deactivated2022111

I moved my arms and they blew out the sleeves.

I look awesome.

aggro-kawaii-deactivated2022111

I said I would reblog this every 10k above 50k and never let this die.

Ever.

Your move followers.

junlhoe

Me a few weeks before the concert: I’m gonna take so many quality pictures and edit them and post them and I’ll take so many good videos to watch later and I’m gonna have so much fun and sing along and make so many friends Me during the concert: [freaks out] [screams] [tries taking pictures but they end up looking like they’ve been taken during an earthquake] [cries] [yells the lyrics because the chill is too long gone to sing them nicely]

capnphaggit

jennythesoldier

Watch the gif for 30 seconds, then look at the picture!

THIS IS SO COOL

pugsies

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this.

Snopes confirms.

geometricdeathtrap-deactivated2

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

Do not touch it

Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.

Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.

Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

chaplip

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

zzazu

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

pastel-wendigo

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

xakariahthepariah-deactivated20

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them.

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

sparklefairydust-blog

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

youkofujima

Please spread this information!

herongale

the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand

mochitits

we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car. :c

cienmilgrullas

come-on-carolina-deactivated201

A nice little tribute to Monty in the New York Times this morning

pwnedepicfail

that awesome moment when you finished reading a really good book and you see it at a store then you cunningly smile at it as if you had an affair with it.

vommonster

#then you hover around it for a while #maybe stroke it #read the blurb

highfivetardis-deactivated20150

The horrifying thing is that this is true.

marsbert

omg so true

Let's play minecraft- top chef

Michael: I feel like, if someone called Griffon for a random like 'I have your husband' and she'd go like 'is he drunk?'

Everyone laughs

Michael as Griffon: I'm not paying shit

Geoff: you've had this conversation before

youcanchoosefreedom

RTX is going to be so expensive.

HOW ELSE AM I GOING TO MEET THOSE WEIRDOS AND HOPE TO BE ADOPTED BY THE RAMSEYS

michaelvincentjones

Bye.

accomplishmenttrackers

Jack is confirmed a big ball of sunshine.

4gifs

setscarylazerstomaximumcaptain-

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

lightsareout

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

witchsyren

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

thedoctor-and-his-trolls

WHY IS IT BACK

organicorc

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious