[goryhorroor]

interview with the vampire (2022-) i like bats (1985) shadowhunters (2016-2019) fright night part 2 (1988) ginger snaps (2000) lust for a vampire (1971)

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[officeshelpdesk]

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

[enemy-viv-deactivated20240228]

[deadpoets]

OSCAR PIASTRI Monaco Grand Prix 2026

[f1-stuff]

Happy pride month, everyone! 🏳️‍🌈 We finally got BTS of the infamous couch photo 🙃

[yourtryhard]

[scrubbinn]

Please start that project you're thinking about. Post it anywhere you can. Let people see the art you can bring to the world. Please, I want to see it. Just type that first word. I believe in you!

[jaegerisim]

Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf:

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[thecutegirlkisser]

"incest/rape/stalking etc depicted as romantic in fiction is gross because it's romanticizing crimes!!" everyone romanticizes crimes in fiction dipshit it came free with your innate desire to explore taboos from a safe distance

[jilf]

[fightinggameheritageposts]

fighting game heritage post

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[xiry228]

[dear-ao3]

monaco gp, 2026, colorized and with captions

[catcrumb]

[howsublime]

Let's be artist’s muses with mama. / Woodblock print by Sekino Jun'ichirō.

Image Source

[jorolle]

"And it seems like it's worth your time, right? And, by the way, there's actually- the superpower inside of feeling alien is admitting that you might be an alien."

Into the Mud Podcast Ep. 81: The Superpower of Feeling Alien with Project Hail Mary's James Ortiz - What James Ortiz would say to people who feel foreign and alien

[owltuah]

Me when I’m sad but my milf coworker has her arm wrapped around my shoulder so things are chill for a second