Main Blog Is Jerboa15

Previously known as pokepal

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

[venusrrvelez]

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

[sapphireclawe]

I love this too much.

[elecktrum]

Always reblog the High Geologist.

[shaydystheshadowqueen]

This is the weirdest thing to come from a screen-shot of pre-fart/burp contest

[uncoolmathgames-deactivated2024]

[bowl-o-nudel]

Funny fish friday

[cigz]

[iguanamouth]

hEllo ummmmmmm were there any magical.. mythical beings you genuinely believed in when you were younger? i used to believe dragons were real and they just liked to sleep a lot which is why we never saw them >__>

[fairy-space]

if you ever think your art is bad just remember: it's better than butch hartman's

[realbutchhartman]

[tyhplosion]

the way artists draw themselves is so funny like we all make ourselves look like exhausted gremlins and then there’s fucking. elmer “butch” hartman who managed to make his self insert oc look like a complete and total douchebag

[tyhplosion]

I Literally Have Never Seen A Man Be So Self Absorbed

[liquidstar]

OP it gets worse.  Theres an actual character in The Fairly Odd Parents that’s a caricature of Butch Hartman (And voiced by him) named “DR. Rip Studwell” and his defining character trait is being hot 

[thegalaxyabittotheleft]

He changed his icon bc of this post specifically

[tyhplosion]

good.

[realbutchhartman]

Can’t a man have confidence tumblr user ‘tyhplosion’?

[tyhplosion]

HELLO???????????????

[monoflaxart]

Night Fury and Rider. When I uploaded my “Night Fury on a Cliff #4″ painting, I never expected it to blow up the way it did. It might be my most shared piece of art ever on tumblr, and of course I am super glad that it did so well! BUT… I was never really satisfied with the painting, so I decided to redo it now that I am much more confident about my digital art. I am pretty happy with how this turned out this time around!

[lydiabrbpooping]

this is how jim henson puppets dance

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

finally...

[croxovergoddess]

Have some cute monster adoptables! $40 Each! Doodle of them in an outfit of your choice added for free! DM me if you’d like one!

[croxovergoddess]

I’m cutting the price in half!

$20 each!

[mimipippin]

sir that's my emotional support himbo

[octoswan]

NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable

WASHINGTON - Following a recent uptick in UFO interest, NASA cautioned curious citizens against the notion that extraterrestrial life will b

[octoswan]

actually you know what, valid

[yeats-nana]

Aliens: [finally contacts with NASA and wants to know more about the human race]

[uncharismaticmacrofauna]

Shrimp Colors Are a Lie

Well, lie is a bit of a strong word, but scientists have known since 2014 that those special colors that mantis shrimp can see actually Aren’t A Thing.

Mantis shrimp (which aren’t a shrimp but a “stomatopod” which are more closely related to krill) have 12 types of color receptors in their eyes compared to our measly 3 receptors. We used to think this meant they could see a whole range of dazzling colors beyond our comprehension.

Some people were (rightfully) jealous.

However, it turns out that mantis shrimp probably have so many color receptors because they don’t blend colors the way we do. When you look at something purple, your red and blue receptors are strongly stimulated while your green receptors are not and your brain synthesizes this information into purple. When a mantis shrimp looks at something purple, they have a specific purple receptor that is stimulated.

Why this weird system? Probably because it is faster and more efficient. Mantis shrimp need to distinguish between prey species and react extremely quickly (some species can punch 50x faster than the blink of an eye), so they don’t have time to do the mental calculations to blend colors.

Not only is the Forbidden Shrimp Color Knowledge a sham, but mantis shrimp can actually see fewer colors than we can because they can’t distinguish as many shades between colors. They also can’t see those cursed Imaginary Colors.

Keep reading

[judgejudyofficial]

a prophet

[corpuswalker-deactivated2018120]

if somone made pixel art of mulch id be very happy boy

[bowelfly]

enjoy your mulch

[bowelfly]

throwback to the time i didn’t realize that mulch was the name of someone’s fursona

[erzvolnes]

stardew valley sucks they don’t even have a school there. none of these people know geography. “school” is just one 20-something teaching a couple toddlers what books are at the local library. i hate it. sebastian wants to go to the city so he can finally learn basic multiplication. shane is depressed because he doesn’t know what an octagon is. alex can’t READ.

[garbuge]

[moefongo]

holy shit its real

[castiel-holmeshasthephonebox]

Umm…guys, do a quick Google search please

[xbuster]

Holy shit!!!!!!!!!

[brinty]

hello friends britney is here

goodbye friends britney is gone

[levelonehulkling]

Stay gone

[brinty]

[notvoid]

[ellielol]

“THEY CANCELLED THE MUPPETS? I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!”

“I CAN’T BELIEVE IT TOOK SO LONG! SHOULD’VE BEEN DONE IN 1976!”

“OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!”