~Fuck~

What do you want to know about me? I’m a chef turned programmer. I used to write, now I paint some.

[parrishsrubberplant]

The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.

How would you do?

[smallnico]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

i hate pokemon

[mlarayoukai-archive]

girl what

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Thank you for providing the worst thing I’ve read in years. It’s a gift actually

[brattylikestoeat]

[chondrichthyes-nuts]

hack?

that’s just garlic confit

[itsawritblr]

Seriously, anyone who didn’t know about how to make this didn’t have parents/relatives who cooked.

Y’all need to pick up a cookbook.  Or watch Julia Child.

[brattylikestoeat]

Sorry everyone didn’t grow up in a household where their caretaker cooker or knew how to cooked. Some of us didn’t grow up in a household with fresh fruits and produce. Some of us didn’t have the money to spend on a shit ton of garlic.

So how about enjoy the video instead of being a snobby bitch.

[charismat1c-megafauna]

Also Julia Child would be ashamed of people behaving like that. Her whole deal was just... Making cooking accessible for people. Hell, she had a whole segment devoted to "oh, nobody taught you how to cook eggs? Here's how you do that." A significant part of her show was basics that people take for granted (and though the equipment may have changed somewhat, its still pretty helpful). My dad had busy parents who didn't have the time or knowhow to cook, and he learned from watching Julia Child. French cooking made easy, here's the basics everyone assumes you know but never taught you. And ever since, he's had a love of cooking.

Stop putting people down for not knowing basics. Everyone is a beginner at some point or another.

[jess-lieben]

Garlic coffee

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

Irish Tesco worker nails church acoustics in work stairwell

[star-anise]

This is how Gregorian chant was meant to be sung.

[the-oncoming-glowcloud]

the kicking of the handrails is what makes this

[stahl-ebooks]

Visit Original Link

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

[nicolas-px]

i cant believe this

[kevinburnsred-deactivated202304]

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

[the-n3o-r0ck1ngf0x]

[jdc1717]

It’s back!

[shencomix]

[singular-narrative-deactivated2]

Pokémon starters

IG: techranova

[nudityandnerdery]

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[kuvaton]

[shitpostempire]

[suppermariobroth]

Concept art of the Ruined Kingdom and its dragon boss, the Lord of Lightning, from Super Mario Odyssey, seen in the Art of Super Mario Odyssey book. Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Source: scan provided by twitter.com users “OtherEhm” and “eientei__”

[marypsue]

Sometimes fanfiction is a love letter to the original canon, sometimes it’s just that one telegram that says “Fuck you. Strongly worded letter to follow”.

[piscesintherain]

And sometimes it’s 95 things that canon did wrong, nailed to a door.

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

martin luther was onto something

[rosesisupposes]

“95 Things The Catholic Church Got Wrong And The One Thing It Got Right”

54 chapters, 423k words, slow burn

[dreamyfreakout]

what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

[hydrogenbymoon]

The pursuit for photorealism in games is a fruitless endeavor that only results in bloated file sizes that take too much space

[jess-lieben]

I fucked up. I caught feelings for one of my friends who isn’t single like me. Someone should just shoot me.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I REALLY want to film a Star Trek parody where the caption is yelling really tropey star trekkie things at the engineer who in turn just answers with real and truthful responses about mechanics. Like

Captain: how long will it take to get the warp engines back online??

Engineer: at least 2 hours

Captain: *dramatically* you've got 45 minutes

Engineer: well, okay, so it's not going to happen then, because it takes at least 2 hours

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Engineer: the shield generator is offline!

Captain: Divert power from life support!

Engineer: .... why? It's broken. Putting more power in it isn't going to make it less broken. And why life support? You want us to die faster or something?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Engineer: the warp engines are offline and it is beyond our ability to repair. All we have are impulse engines now.

Captain: how long will it take to get to the nearest federation star base on impulse alone?

Engineer: 73 years.

Captain: what the fu

Engineer: Space is BIG captain! Why do I need to tell you that??

[kumabearsweetheart-deactivated2]

Engineer: We can’t do it, Captain! We do not have the power! Captain: We’ll harness the power of the local sun and divert it into the engine! Engineer:... Captain:...

Engineer:... Captain:... Engineer: That’s... Captain: Look, can you figure something out and just tell me that’s what you did? I just really need a win right now. Please? Engineer: I’ll try, Captain.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Doctor: the captain was seriously injured... I don't know if he will make it...

Engineer: *mockingly* hAvE yOu tRiEd DiVeRtiNg pOwEr fRoM LifE SuPpOrT???

[ampervadasz]

Best game

[cloudfreed]

I LOVE this game because it’s like 7-8 people all participating in a game to entertain ONE big dog and that’s amazing