Rookie Bastard

Cass | She/Her | 24 | Pan | Just trying not to take myself so seriously

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[aromanticduck]

[jestercass]

[cardinalisinfernum-deactivated2]

me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop

him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot?

me: uh…. y…yeah….

him: whut was that?

me: uh… aye….

him:

[ethniccrying]

I actually want to kill myself

[smutfemme-deactivated20220218]

i wish i could get this tattooed on me

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Wizards (1977)

[definitelynotindecisive]

[bogleech]

Oh are there people who don't know this mess of a movie has the all time most spectacular final wizard battle in the fantasy genre??

[nitw]

adhd demand avoidance/paralysis is the fuckin enemyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[nitw]

SAY IT WITH ME KIDS (AND ADULTS)

it doesn't need to be perfect, try not to expect it to be

the hypothetical feeling of unfulfillment you're trying to avoid is nothing compared to the shame you'll almost certainly feel if you end up not trying at all

it's easier to pick up from step 1/10 than step 0/10

if you need to get moving and are currently not moving, try moving in an unrelated way. do something else. literally anything else outside of The Thing just don't stay frozen

yes this will happen again, no the solution won't always be the same, no your past experience won't always make it easier. BUT if you can internalize these things at least you might not be as surprised or feel as guilty(!!!) when it happens and THAT can do a lot of heavy lifting

[northirish]

Warhammer 40,000: Darktide - Spearhead Boltgun One of my absolute favourite weapons in Darktide is honestly the boltgun, it's got heft to it, has a really chunky sound when it fires, it hits like a truck and firing it on full auto really is like trying to hold an uncontrollable jackhammer

[lowpolyanimals]

Cats from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

[funny-tik-toks]

[cylo]

so enchanted by this fella, i had to draw him

[inkuringu-blog]

[newbarktownalumni]

[housegoblin]

you know how it is

[kosmogrl]

“accept you can’t control everything” NOOOOOO

[loveridden1999]

fuck it i will figure it out somehow

[theehorsepusssy]

[alanshemper]

“There's already American contractors here, bidding to rebuild this joint. You're gonna tell me. You know, that's all the defense department is. We're bodyguards for American contractors. [...] The U.N.? They don't... We own the U.N. The U.S government owns the U.N. We foot the bill for the U.N. The U.N. does what we want it to. Except for who? Libya and Cuba. So what. We wanted to go in there in a week, we'd take those over if we wanted to anyways. But we foot the bill for the U.N, they'll vote how we want them to vote. That's just our, that's, that's the U.S puppet. You guys should know that you're, you've been in college, I haven't!”

[star-whores69]

Drew this after watching that one episode where Ezra talks to Yoda at the temple and gets his Kyber Crystal

[incorrect-kotor-quotes]

it's meee I'm your Jedi guardian hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "senators." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

-Revan