Jester

(I know doctor is spelled wrong) AroAce + Nonbinary (They/Them) Alexandros of Makedon the third my beloved Achilles!!!!!!! Ao3 username: jesterdocter

[fluff-e-boy]

One of the most important images of all time

[byjove]

Elliot Page does not play Achilles in The Odyssey like transphobes were preemptively angry about but Homer just told me he updated the Iliad and Achilles is canonically transgender now and not just subtextually transgender like in the first draft.

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[baejax-the-great]

I love it when Patroclus comes back from learning that all the Achaeans are about to die and Achilles' response is, "Patroclus, you are crying like a little girl who wants to be picked up by her mother. Is that what you want? Your tearful face is very clearly telling me to pick you up right now. I should pick you up. I'm going to pick you up."

Patroclus like, focus, Achilles, you sent me out there on a mission and meanwhile Achilles is just like, I'd feel better if I were cradling this man in my arms right now.

[creatingblackcharacters]

"whitemisia" have I not been through enough, now you want me to believe that not babying white people is a form of systemic oppression

We just looked up someone's explanation and it is the most fragile, white supremacist school-shooter manifesto ass shit I have ever been forced to hear. On God please block me if you take this term seriously. Please. I don't have time for this. I got too many battles to be doing this lmaooo

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, being spent on species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[nerdasaurus1200]

Nolan!Menelaus: The face that launched a thousand ships...maybe 500 now. Myth!Menelaus: That's such nonsense, I would never say that!

[nungusposts]

[prokopetz]

"You can't ship those characters because they have a problematic height gap" well, strictly speaking we can't ship one of them. The other is well within the size and weight limits of most domestic parcel couriers.

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[wrigglewormz]

I'm perfectly fine with people criticizing my favorite stories and frequently do it myself but can you stop being so boring about it

[wrigglewormz]

"This scene made me so uncomfortable" given the subject matter, it would be really, really badly written if it wasn't.

[purplepints]

Oldest human footprint discovered, made 153,000 years ago in South Africa.

Oldest human footprint in North America, made 21,000 years ago in New Mexico, USA.

Oldest human footprint on the Moon, made July 20, 1969 on the Sea of Tranquility, Earth's moon.

[lordofseagulls]

Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny

[anistarrose]

my futile wish is for people to understand that "sex scenes in movies/TV don't have to serve the plot and can genuinely just be for pleasure" and "sex-repulsed people are allowed to complain about how rare it is for media made for adults like them to be something they can enjoy completely" are both true statements. unfortunately society hates both sex and people who don't like sex, so everyone gets far too defensive about any sex or lack thereof in fiction to actually have this conversation

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[drchucktingle]

taking a break from tour posting for this important reminder

[raptorcivilization]

Reminder to all nonbinary people: You can summon SUE the T. rex for aid

[carnelianfoxx]

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

[assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs]

[quasi-normalcy]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]