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The Longmen Grottoes (éŸéšçłçȘ) 'Dragon's Gate Grottoes, or Longmen Caves are some of the finest examples of Chinese Buddhist art.
but on the real though, here is your guide to assyrian rice preparation from your friendly neighborhood assyrian:
start wanting rice. (or, if you are traditional, simply recognize your constant desire for rice.)
measure out two cups of rice. then one more. then two more. then another. this seems fine. you love rice. there is no way that this will backfire on you.
remember that your great-great-uncleâs recipe says it should be soaked overnight.
become consumed with despair.
decide to soak it for half an hour instead, acknowledging that the final product will be inferior and anger your ancestors but will still satisfy your now almost-overwhelming need for rice to be inside your body much faster.
remember that you should have set the water to boil when you soaked the rice. goddammit.Â
once the water boils, put the rice in until it is half-cooked. the eyeballing or intuitive method is less effective than a timer but thatâs how your aunt does it so you feel compelled to meet her standards.
now that the rice has fluffed up, realize how much rice six dry cups really is. holy shit. youâve fucked up immeasurably.Â
take a minute to dwell upon your failings.
grease a baking dish with butter. this will never be as elegant as you want it to and your fingers will get greasy, but the slightly shameful, self-indulgent joy of licking your fingers afterwards will make up for it.
pour the rice into the dish. wonder immediately if you actually buttered the dish beforehand and if youâve just fucked up.Â
melt approximately one thousand pounds of butter in the microwave and pour it over the rice, pondering your imminent death from rapid-onset arterial clogging. put a small pat of butter on the top to properly gild the lily.
put your pan into the oven, which you have absolutely preheated after your previous lack of foresight. shake the rice once or twice while it bakes to make sure the butter is well distributed. resist the impulse to climb into the oven with the rice. for the last ten minutes, sit next to the oven and count the seconds until itâs done.
remove the dish from the oven. shed a tear or two at the perfection laid before you. if you are dining with others, this is the time to serve the rice while making passive-aggressive statements about how oh no, you donât need any help, you just made dinner all by yourself, you can serve everyone as well. (this is still fun if done alone, but optional.)
CONSUME THE RICE.
realize that you have eaten half of the dish in one sitting. no matter how much rice you made, this will always happen.Â
put the leftovers away, if there are any, and enjoy a cup of chai while marveling at the amount of food you have just eaten. if possible, fall asleep in an armchair, sitting up, head tilted slightly back, like a grandpa.
for the rest of the evening, think fondly of how much rice you have in the fridge now and how many meals it will supplement, refusing to acknowledge that you will almost certainly eat the rest of it in a few hours for a midnight meal.
i really played myself with this post huh. every time it gets a note i start wanting rice.
for anyone who wants it, here is my familyâs actual recipe for assyrian baked rice:
1lb / approx. 2 â cups basmati rice (any long-grain rice will do)
3 tbsp salt
8 tbsp / 1 stick butter (you can reduce this if you donât want to have a heart attack)
Put the rice in a pot and cover it in cold water and salt. Let it soak overnight. (If you donât have the time to soak it, rinse the rice with cold water until it runs clear.)
Edit: The reason you want to soak basmati and other aromatic rice before cooking is to preserve more acetylpyrroline, the compound that gives aromatic rice its characteristic scent and flavor. Soaking rice allows the grains to absorb water, which reduces the cooking time, which means less time for the acetylpyrroline to cook off. Itâll still taste pretty good if you canât do this, but you donât want âpretty goodâ, you want mind-blowing, so for that perfect flavor youâll want to soak your rice overnight. The soaking process also washes away the layer of starch on the outside of the rice, which allows the grains to separate rather than sticking together; this is why you want to rinse your rice thoroughly if you donât have time to soak it.
Preheat your oven to 325°.
Boil three quarts of water in a separate pot. Once itâs at a fast boil, drain the rice and add it to the water. Boil for 5-7min or until one grain tastes half-cooked, but not soft. Pour the rice into a colander and rinse with cold water.
Edit: This step also helps get rid of any remaining starch on your grains, for perfectly separated rice. If your colander or strainer has large holes, you can put a paper towel/cheesecloth/clean dishcloth on the inside in order to drain your rice. Pour carefully if youâre using a paper towel, though, and put a bowl underneath your colander; I once lost a heartbreaking amount of rice when my paper towel got oversaturated and tore open.
Liberally grease the bottom of your baking pan with some of your butter. Pour the rice on top. Melt the rest of the butter in the microwave and pour on top of the rice.
Bake for 45min. (If you like, cover the rice for part or all of the baking time, but I find it gets less crispy on top if you do this.) Shake the pan a couple times during baking to ensure that the butter distributes throughout the entire dish.
Eat.
Serves four. Can easily be scaled up if needed (or down, but why would you do that?). Best enjoyed with a nice cup of chai.
(cc @raisedbyhyenas )
reblog for the awesome recipe and to make op want rice (rice is so good. ofc you want rice)
>:(
I read a fair number of recipes on the ten thousand interchangeable recipe blogs that exist, and often they say something like "This recipe is a family favourite!" or "This a crowd-pleaser" etc. and I roll my eyes a little bit every time because of course they are, it goes without saying! People like food! Nearly any special-occasion home-cooked meal is going to be popular.
But there is one recipe, one cake, that has recontextualised all those comments for me and now actually I think those bloggers might be wrong about what a family favourite is. It sure as hell isn't Interchangeable Chocolate Cake No. 7.
I'm telling you this because I need you to know the seriousness of the power I am going to bestow on you. And hey, maybe your friends and family have different preferences than mine do. Maybe you need to find another recipe to fill this role. But you must know that there's a recipe out there, and not even a particularly alluring one or a particularly difficult one, which people will bring up in unrelated conversations to you four years later.
If I so much as say the word cake, my family all turn to face me like a pack of hungry wolves. Even the ones that don't like food!! Health nuts and people who simply don't enjoy eating and people with no appetite and people I have no goddamn memory of ever having cooked for, all of them come up and say to me "Hey remember that cake-" I asked my brother and his girlfriend what foods they're looking forward to, when they return home after three years in Japan, and they say "You know that cake?"
It doesn't sound particularly appetizing. I only made it the first time because it was gluten free and I had a bunch of lemons. Please don't let the name inform your opinion here. This is a fairly fast and simple cake that requires no special equipment and people will literally never stop asking you for it.
This cake is a sort of Anglo-Italian amalgam. The flat, plain disc is reminiscent of the confections that sit geometrically arranged in pati
It's not even my favourite cake! I'd rather have basque burnt cheesecake, which is harder and more expensive to make and consists almost entirely of fat and sugar but still manages to be a little savoury... But people want the weird corn one.
To be fair, this is the only cake that'll make me dip my fingers into boiling sugar without regret.
i am about to bestow upon you the secret butter technique. i am sorry, but it is french. i am sorry again, this only works with cow butter. i am certain plant based butters wouldnât work, and alternative animal butters may or may not work
has this ever been you: you have a nicely steamed vegetable, or maybe you want to make the best butter noodles, but you know that if you put butter on those itâll just melt and you end with kind of greasy noodles or vegetables? donât you wish it was instead a luscious buttery glaze?
introducing: beurre monté
you will take a small sauce pan, and begin heating it with 1-2 tablespoons of water (use very little water) and bring it to a hard simmer or boil
turn the heat down slightly, and add Butter. how much? however much you dare. (start with 3-4 tablespoons and go from there)
you are going to either whisk Aggressively or you can pick up the saucepan, still holding it over the heat, and swirl aggressively so the butter is skating around the sides of the pan
done correctly, you will have liquid butter that is still emulsified. you have made Butter Sauce. season it with a little salt, and toss whatever you want in it.
if youâre butter splits, iâm sorry. you didnât agitate it enough to maintain the emulsion, and now you have melted butter.
you can use this knowledge to make other sauces by swapping out the water for another liquid. white wine becomes beurre blanc. red wine is beurre rogue.
you want to CUM? sweat minced shallot in a tiny bit of butter, add white wine and cook it out until itâs reduced by about half. then whisk butter in hard. a few flecks of minced thyme or fennel frond stirred thru, and you eat that with a nice seared fish? or scallop? or even shrimp? wow. you will Nut
your boxed mac and cheese game can also be elevated by cooking your pasta and making a beurre montĂ© first, tossing your pasta in that and adding the cheese packet. wow. hey; youâll cum
go forth now with this butter secret
five notes?? this is why i donât tell you all anything
Lemons! Limes! Oranges! You can do this with pretty much all citrus! Candied Lemon Peel 2 cups water 2 cups white sugar The peels of 3 lemons
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Cauliflower Pesto
Ingredients:
1 smol cauliflower
1 head garlic
300 ml olive oil
1/2 bunch parsley
1/2 lemon
curry
pepper
salt
chili flakes
Preparation:
The day(s) before you want to eat this, chop the complete garlic finely and add to the olive oil together with some salt and chili. Let sit (for up to 14 days, cooled).
Chop up the cauliflower and use the food processor to mince it finely, start with the stems, roses last. Add the curry and pepper and mince some more.
Chop the parsley finely.
Heat up some olive oil (medium heat) and roast the cauliflower until golden brown.
Put the cauliflower rice into a bowl, add the lemon juice and parsley and mix. Add some of your garlic oil - you decide, how much.
Serve with your fave pasta.
Harira
Ingredients
1 kg rack of lamb in slices
15 ml peanut oil
2 sweet onions, grated
1 big shallot, grated
several toes of garlic, however much you like, grated
5 big red chillies, the non-hot variety, finely chopped
Mix 50 ml Sake with 50 ml Mirin and 50 ml dry white wine
400 ml of beef or lamb stock
2 glasses of pasta sauce, 800 ml in total
1 can - 400 ml - of chickpeas
orange and brown lentils, ready to eat - 100 g each
1 tbsp celery leaves, dried or fresh and chopped - 1 stalk with leaves
parsley, finely chopped - 1 small bunch
cilantro, finely chopped - 1 small bunch
salt - 1 teaspoon, substitute nam-plah (fish sauce) if you have
ginger - 1 tablespoon
black pepper - 1 œ teaspoon
ground cinnamon - tablespoon
turmeric - tablespoon (curcuma)
uncooked rice or broken vermicelli or wheat - 3 tablespoons
Lemon wedges and cilantro - for garnishing
Preparation
Separate lamb meat from the bones and trim fat.
Render fat in a cast iron pot (or any other, really), up the heat to max and roast the bones.
Add the meat and sear, season with salt, pepper, cumin, curcuma and cinnamon.
Add onions, garlic and chilies
Season with ginger, black pepper and salt and roast until the onions are glazed.
Douse with sake/mirin/wine mixture and some of the stock and let simmer on low heat for about 1 hour.
Add pasta sauce, the rest of the stock and let simmer for another 30 minutes.
Add chickpeas, lentils, celery leaves.
After another 20 minutes add rice and/or wheat/vermicelli and let simmer for another 20 minutes.
Serve with cilantro and parsley on the bottom of the bowl and additional lemon slices.
My perfect mashed potatoes
The secret is in the water; literally, itâs IN the water.
See, when you boil potatoes, a lot of special starches and sugars and stuff leeches out into the water. When you drain the water before mashing them, you throw away a lot of good stuff, which is a big part of what makes mashed potatoes âdryâ and bland, even when you add large amounts of cream and butter and things.
So donât throw out any water.
Hereâs how you do that:
First, cut your potatoes into smaller cubes than you probably do. (Iâve left the skins on for flavor and also, thatâs where a lot of a potatoâs nutrients are, like protien and iron and vitamins B and C, just to name a few)
The reason for cutting them smaller (besides avoiding giant peices of skin) is so that there is less space in the pot between each peice for water to fill, so you use less water to cook them. Thatâs important because you wonât be draining any water, so you canât afford to have too much water! For the same reason, just barely cover them with water when they go on the stove.
But! Before you do that, put the pot on the stove with some butter, garlic, and seasonings; let the butter start to sizxle just a little then put most of a single layer of potatoes in the pan and let the brown and sear. Turn them, brown them on all sides, get âem fairly dark (I forgot to get a pic here because I was worried Iâd burn the butter).
Ready? now throw the rest of the potatoes in right on top, and add your water, give them a stir. This way, youâre boiling in some of that lovely fried potato/french fry flavor.
Okay, so, as they cook, you may need to add a little water, not too much! ideally the very highest piece of potato will be poking just above the surface. Now, when your potatoes are really really soft, mash them directly into the water. Just pull them off the stove, leave all the water in, and start mashing. Trust me. At first youâll think thereâs too much water. If you get them mashed and they ARE a little too liquidy, just put âem back on the stove. Youâll have to stir often or constantly, but they will steam off additional water without losing any good stuff.
Now add some salt, and taste. Right?! And you havenât even put in any cream or cheese or anything yet.
Speaking of which, you can use like, a third of the amount of butter or cream or anything, and they will still taste better than usual. So they taste better AND they are higher in nutrients AND lower in fats and salts! Thatâs a lot of win â enjoy your potatoes!
Fuck Columbus! Indigenous Rights! And happy Thanksgiving!
lol this got on the tumblr radar again, got like another thousand notes in the last little while... all the stuff I write and make, all the time I invested getting out of my 20+ year restaurant career, and this is what tumblr likes from me lmao
Must try this...
You and me, both :)) Bought potatoes yesterday, will try next week and report back.
Alright. This is The Best mashed potatoes I ever made. I will use less water next time, so I get the consistency right from the start. But the taste is extraordinary. I ended up skipping milk/cream and butter in the end entirely, the stuff was so good without it. I used Venezia, which is probably a local thing here. Anyways, @petermorwood try it, I absolutely recommend.
Pea Soup Ă la German Army
Midnight Soup (Mitternachtssuppe)
For Midnight Soup:
1 - 2 kabanossi or similar mildly spicy sausage (and any other sausages you favor: frankfurters, pepperoni, you name it...)
100 grams bacon, the smokier, the better
2 onions
400 grams ground beef (or you can substitute ground turkey or chicken if you prefer, but the soup works better with beef)
1 can cannellini or similar white beans
2 cans red kidney beans
750 ml beef stock or bouillon
1 or 2 cans chopped tomatoes, according to your preference
1-2 cloves garlic
To taste: regular chili powder (maybe teaspoon)
To taste: Paprika (hot paprika if you like, but don't overdo it)
To taste: Hot chili flakes
To taste: a shake or two of Tabasco sauce
To taste: a shake or two of Worcestershire sauce
To finish: 200 ml yogurt or creme fraiche
Find a large heavy soup pot. Chop up the bacon and sauté it until the fat runs. Chop up the onions and sauté them with the bacon: then add the sausages, also chopped, sauté them briefly, add the garlic and do the same. Finally add the ground beef and sauté it until it colors. Season this mixture with the spices and seasonings and continue to sauté. Meanwhile heat the beef stock to near boiling: add it to the mixture in the pot and stir well. Add the beans and tomatoes. Allow the whole business to boil for a few minutes: then lower the heat, cover, and simmer for at least an hour.
When serving, ladle out the soup and stir a spoonful of yogurt or creme fraiche into each serving.
This recipe doubles well. It can also be extended over several days by adding more beans, more stock, more sauteed sausages, etc., as necessary.
No Knead Bread Recipe
@dduaneâ and I thought the link weâve been posting was open access - it certainly is on both laptops - however several comments report problems on mobile devices.
So hereâs something I should have done ages agoâŠ
NO KNEAD BREAD
INGREDIENTS
3 â cups / 430 grams all-purpose or bread flour, plus more for dusting
Generous Œ teaspoon  / 1 gram instant yeast
2 teaspoons / 8 grams kosher / / Maldon / coarse sea salt
Flour, cornmeal or wheat bran, as needed (we prefer flour)
PREPARATION
In a large bowl combine flour, yeast and salt.
Add 1œ cups / 345 grams water and stir until just combined; dough will be shaggy and sticky.(Donât overwork this mixture, and obviously donât knead it.)
Cover bowl with plastic wrap and let the dough sponge rest at least 12 hours, preferably about 18, at warm room temperature, about 70 degrees. The yeast will get busy doing its thing.
(A cooler room temperature will still work, itâll just take longer. A COLD room is too much; the yeast will hibernate, but will wake up again when moved into the warm. If you make such a move but forget that this will happen, things can get⊠Exciting.)
The dough is ready when its surface is dotted with bubbles. It usually wonât have risen much but will have VERY well-developed gluten and youâll need a scraper:
Lightly flour a work surface and floomp the dough onto it; sprinkle it with a little more flour and fold it over on itself once or twice. Re-cover loosely with the plastic wrap and let rest about 15 minutes.
Using just enough flour to keep the dough from sticking to the work surface or to your fingers, gently and quickly shape it into a ball. (Which will then collapse a bit. It does this. Donât worry.)
Generously coat a cotton towel with flour, wheat bran or cornmeal (we use floured kitchen parchment for easier clean-up); put the dough seam side down on the towel / parchment and dust with more flour, bran or cornmeal.
Cover with another cotton towel (or more parchment then a towel on top, tucked in to give a little resistance and help keep the shape) and let it rise for about 2 hours.
When ready, the dough will be more than double in size and will not readily spring back when poked with a finger.
A half-hour before the dough is ready, put a 6- to 8-quart / 6-8 litre cast iron, enamel, Pyrex or ceramic lidded pot in the oven and pre-heat to 450° F / 230° C.
(This is usually the hottest setting of most home ovens, so put simply, turn your oven right up and wait until it gets there. Our fan oven usually needs no more than about 15 minutes to reach full thermostat-clicked-off heat. YMMV.)
When ready, carefully remove the heated pot from oven and take off its lid. Slide your hand under the towel / parchment and upturn the dough into the pot. Now it should be seam side up; it will floomp again and may look like a mess, but thatâs OK.
Shake the pot once or twice if the dough is unevenly distributed (you ARE wearing oven-mitts during all this, arenât you?); itâll straighten out as it bakes.
Put the lid on and bake 30 minutes, then remove the lid and bake another 15 to 30 minutes until the loaf is as brown as you like it.
Cool on a rack, then slice and eat.
(The crust will be very hard, brittle and splintery when fresh, so be careful of skipping knives. About 12 hours in a bread-bag calms it down; not as crunchy, now a chewy toasty contrast to the soft crumb.)
Hereâs another one I made that turned out extremely well. Following Marc Matsumoto is totally worth it.
This is the single most delicious version of Teriyaki Steak I ever tasted. Marc Matsumotoâs videos are extremely precise and organised and easy to reproduce. Highly recommended.
Baked Feta Pasta
Ingredients:
750 g of sweet cherry or plum tomatoes
150 g feta cheese (sheep/goat)
4 cloves of mono-garlic, sliced in 5 mm bits
2 tbsp freshly ground black pepper
4 tsp italian herbs
2 tsp oregano
1 tbsp powdered meat soup
100 ml extra vergin olive oil
500 g pasta (no matter which, I used spaghetti)
A bunch of fresh basil
Peccorino, ground (optional)
Preparation:
Preheat oven to 200 degrees C. Take a baking dish roughly the size of a sheet of paper and place the feta in the middle. Surround by the (whole) tomatoes, place the garlic pieces evenly spaced between them, season with pepper, herbs, meat soup and top with olive oil. Put in the oven for about 30-40 minutes.
After about 20 minutes start cooking the pasta according to the instructions on the package.
When the baking is done, mix the cheese with the tomatoes until itâs an even sauce. Put in your drained pasta, the sliced basil and mix thoroughly. Decorate with basil and serve with peccorino, if so desired.
Hereâs the article in the Washington Post that inspired me :D note, how the author never uses the second 1/4 cup of their olive oil :D. Anyhow, I made this a couple of times and adjusted the proportions of the ingredients to my liking.