[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder what animals think roads are.

[siegfriedandroy]

they call it thunderpath why dont you read a warrior cats book you fool, you imbecile

[tentahugs]

holy shit??

[azaleatown]

It’s a Christmas Miracle

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

i’m watching Bee Movie for the first time

i’m 1 minute and 30 seconds in

a’ight so this main character is supposed to be a male bee but he uses a pencil sharpener to sharpen his stinger but male bees don’t have stingers?

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

he got a mom and dad but the queen supposed to be the only one procreating so what is the truth?

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

a'ight so this a whole society of bees that feel obligated to walk and drive instead of fly

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

he just became disillusioned with the capitalist system it’s bout to be some shit

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

you’d figure this movie would have more woman characters considering as how female bees are the ones who do all the work but ok

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

i know too much about bees to watch this movie

[buckybarnesss]

Okay, but listen, Star Wars where everything is the same, but Luke and Leia are replaced by Jean-Ralphio and Mona Lisa Saperstein.

[graceebooks]

[dinkywinks]

adam sandler’s shooting a movie at my (very queer liberal arts) college this week and facebook has become a very surreal place. people keep posting stuff like “man i thought adam sandler would be a jerk but i just keep seeing him complimenting peoples’ pastel hair dye and helping people carry things” and “aw man i’m gonna be late to class, i cant leave the building because adam sandler is kicking the shit out of ben stiller”

[dinkywinks]

this one’s my favorite

[weloveshortvideos]

[snailandwellmet]

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

[forestgreenlesbian]

ok but … this is literally what happened……..

[ohtze]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

Tumblr would enjoy this I thought

[mostlyjudson]

this is so ridiculous lol. 

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

Two totally different personalities lmao

[drunk-gay]

This video cleared my skin, passed my classes, and added 27 years to my life.

[carlo-cologne]

I am the one who seems hypnotized

[continiouslyquestioning]

In honor of vine, I made a compilation featuring some of my favorites. RIP Vine, you will be missed.

[princesconsuela]

[kittyvines]

(Kitty purrs happily.)

[zooeydeschanel]

[snapgif]

[bey]

I love when dogs are mildly excited and u start encouraging them like “what is it?!” and their tail goes from a level five to level eighty.

[notchicken]

OH MY GOD

[erikgroeniger-deactivated202506]

[damianmcgintleman]

me: 2016 couldn’t get any worse

2016:

[maxknightley]

bazinga: origins

[ronamov]

SAVE US MRS OBAMA