Entirely Honestly, This Is My Dnd Character

these violent delights have violent ends This I choose to do. If there is a price, then I choose to pay. If it is my death, then I choose to die. Where this takes me, there I choose to go. I choose. This i choose to do

[goosewraith]

i’m the opposite of a gatekeeper. i’m a battering ram you WILL be hearing about my interests

[ahhhdownwego]

I really tried to tip the scales in your favor

[redstonedust]

Cat is a small Heated Object you can put on your Lap for Winter Comfort.

[kleinergeist]

Human is a large Heated Object you can Loaf on for Winter Comfort

[tokidokifish]

fig. 1

[not-equippedforthis]

there are definitely many friendship/social interaction things that are cross-species and instinctual in any organism that has enough intelligence to be a little twat. so grace gets annoyed during an argument and does a mocking impression of rocky's voice, gets more irritated realising that he has to now explain it for it to work, only for rocky to slam a fist on the ground and do a deeply disharmonic, two-octaves-down imitation of grace's speaking voice. and it takes grace so far out of the argument that he has to concentrate on not laughing and getting himself killed. anyways they do this back and forth for 30 minutes until its just two dogs barking at each other either side of a fence.

[niuniente]

Looks Don't Really Matter Much At The Job (仕事に見た目はあんまり関係ないよねって話 ) by Takaki Tsuyoshi

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[carrionthird]

"Stop scrolling and please help me spread the word, because if I've landed on your page you're most likely either a black woman or someone who cares about black women and the simple phrase I'm about to share could help save a black woman's life.

Doctors are to black women what police officers are to black men. That may seem controversial but I believe it to be true and I speak from personal experience.

If you've seen this TikTok you know that a 2016 study showed that 50% of medical students and residents thought that black people couldn't feel pain the same as white people.

And we learned from this video that because of a 1999 study, to this day, there's a black correction factor for the creatinin levels in black people's kidneys, meaning we're less likely to recieve a kidney transplant if needed.

So if you go to a doctor, feel you aren't getting proper treatment or they refuse the treatment you've requested, say to them the following:

I will need you to document on record that you are refusing the treatment (or medicine) I've requested, and the reason you are doing so."

[dovewithscales]

This works. I have used it in other situations. If medical staff have to document and take responsibility and be on the hook legally for doing shady shit they behave much differently.

If you weren’t already going to spread this advice because black women are at risk, then spread it because it’s applicable to everyone else as well, including you reading this.

But particularly women, and especially black women.

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

[persbadart]

behold, the ubermenschfisch as per usual the superior genes of the fascist party have been greatly exaggerated

my headcanon is that not only are the kua-tin very small, they are cartoonishly doofy looking in comparison to the huge stone carvings the crawlers first see, like it's just some bloom propaganda to make them look powerful

[thegeekstressart]

“Cats don’t drink cocktails…”

“Cats don’t shoot laser beams out of their eyes either, Carl!”

“Mama needs a night off.”

As a proud member of the Princess Posse (aka: the Cult of Dungeon Crawler Carl) I had to honor the illustrious Donut with a portrait… I imagine Mongo is not so patiently waiting his turn, so he’s up next!

[lovecolibri]

Me, every time Carl uses his much larger body to wrap around and physically protect Donut

[punkitt-is-here]

watching an old disney movie

inspired by the comments in this video making me aware of the siamese cat scene in aristocats

[konekoling]

[annabelle--cane]

what I mean: "sexual intercourse" is as much a social construct as "romantic courtship," and you discover this very quickly as a queer person if you try to talk to able bodied straight cis people who literally think the only thing that counts as Actual Sex is penis-in-vagina penetration, like they call oral "foreplay" it's so dire. various people have a lot of vested interest in cleanly defining "sex" vs "not sex" for a whole slew of reasons (ex. censorship dodging and enforcing, conferring the social clout of virginity and prowess, finding and closing loopholes about premarital sex, deciding what relationships "count" as serious partnerships, ligating what is general assault vs sexual assault vs Something That's Definitely Probably Fine And Not Sexual At All, Actually, etc.), and it's really not something you can just fall back on as obvious common sense that people are dumb for questioning.

what I say: sex isn't real and you can't have it

[captain-price-returns]

[taraxippos]

Akira bike sliding on a horse

[taraxippos]

concept art

[taraxippos]

concept art

[permanentlyinspired]

Finally started reading Dungeon Crawler Carl this week. I’m obsessed, especially with her majesty Princess Donut.

[beautifulllybipolar]

✨Princess Donut conquers SD comic con✨

[woodsywarbler]

you know those videos of tortoises getting brushed? yeah