ugh

why haven't i grown out of my fear of the dark yet?

[jettyspaghetti-blog1]

our planet is a dragon egg

i have this theory that planet earth is actually a dragon egg:

- our planets centre is white hot, a perfectly reasonable temperature for the inside of a dragon egg

- we have never actually been to the centre of the earth so how can we prove that it's just a ball of hot iron or whatever and not a dragon fetus

- tectonic plates? yeah nah i think that the egg’s just hatching

so yeah, our planet is a dragon egg. and i am sure there is more evidence but I just don't really feel like writing it all down right now.

[lanternet]

Tis’ a mood! :) 1966 Captain America cartoons.

[floralnutaquaria-deactivated202]

every reddie fanfiction

richie: eds

eddie:

[jettyspaghetti-blog1]

accurate

[potterposeidon-accountmoved-dea]

Hufflepuff: I’ve got to go.

Slytherin: Aren’t you forgetting something?

Hufflepuff: Uhhh… [gives Slytherin a quick peck on the lips]

Slytherin, blushing furiously: I-I meant your jacket, you idiot! You forgot your jacket!

[jettyspaghetti-blog1]

i am very obsessed with the idea of slytherins and hufflepuffs being in relationships with each other

[jettyspaghetti-blog1]

James: [to the Marauders] Mates, I don't know how to say this, so I'll whisper it in Padfoot's ear and he'll blurt it out in astonishment.

James: *whispering to Sirius*

Sirius: LILY IS PREGNANT?!

[394627486283962718494]

[jettyspaghetti-blog1]

soooo much

[incorrect-it-2017-quotes]

Uber driver: I’m close, where are you?

Stan: Oh, I see you.

Uber driver: Are you that guy laying in the middle of the road??

Stan: Yeah, floor it.

[jettyspaghetti-blog1]

i am re-reading IT after finally watching the new movie and stumbled across a real gem on page 613. richie smoked bamboo because he thought it could get you high, and high he did not get. he did in fact get sick however. just another reason why you should always read the book!!

[piccalily]

concept playlists

it’s early afternoon and you’re lying in a quiet meadow with a cool breeze blowing through the grass around you. you have no responsibilities and you are totally hidden from the world. the sun is warm and so is your heart. you breathe deeply and watch the clouds float past. you feel at peace for the first time in a long time

it’s very late at night, or maybe very early in the morning and you’re curled up in a blanket fort you’ve made. soft fairy lights shine through the material and you can hear a pattering of rain on your window. you feel peaceful but long for the rain to get heavier. you think the world might be magic after all.

you’re sat on your bedroom windowsill, window closed to the heavy afternoon rain and strong winds outside. you warm your hands on a large cup of coffee and are wrapped in your favourite blanket. you think about your life, the little things you will get done over the weekend and the tasks you’ve already completed. you are relaxed and proud of yourself.

[sayhikristen-deactivated2019032]

city of stars.

[jettyspaghetti-blog1]

OH

[lovebethstuff-deactivated201904]

[jettyspaghetti-blog1]

i want dodies book so bad ugh

[slytherins-slither]

Ravenclaw: Describe Hufflepuff in one word.

Slytherin: Mine.

[jettyspaghetti-blog1]

SEE WHAT I MEAN?! FAR OUT BRUSSEL SPROUT

[jettyspaghetti-blog1]

hufflepuffxslytherin relationships are so unbearably adorable

[jettyspaghetti-blog1]

DEATH BIRDS NOT PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES

i was attacked by three magpies today and september has hardly even started, good luck fellow australians in this dreaded time. i have prepared myself for the rest of spring with cable ties on my bike helmet and that's all i can do to protect myself

[sharkboxes]

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[mydeadcarcass]

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

[openyourthird-eye]

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

[ariya-art]

guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works

[haihl-blog]

I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)

[phoxae]

woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true

[theteachercrushdiaries]

Please work…

[shirothebeefygyro]

well i mean i didnt work.. exactly? last time but imma try again

[bubbleteaaaa]

please work