je vais te couper.

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[mens-rights-activia]

Where my Delawareans at 🥴🥴🥴?

[thetwelveapopsicles]

Ninti Chance on TikTok

#duet with @mens_rights_activia a reenactment of my initial reaction... Y'all, Delaware is REAL? #comedyvideo #mensrightsactivia #fyp

[romanceyourdemons]

i bet belle and hua mulan would love each other. the filial piety brothers 💪

[romanceyourdemons]

belle: i respect my father so much

hua mulan: hey i respect MY father so much, and also yours

belle: i would lay down my life for him in an instant, so of course when his life was on the line i didn’t hesitate to set aside whatever identity and thoughts of the future i had had to defend him

hua mulan: that’s crazy i also did that

belle: i didn’t expect that i would end up with more grandeur and authority than i ever could have accessed otherwise, but of course i didn’t forget who i was doing this for or let the power tempt me

hua mulan: 100% with you sister

belle: also the giant bloodthirsty cat creature gives insane dick like you wouldn’t even believe

hua mulan: the what

[firawren]

Not letting @dumpster-fire-rats leave that in the tags

[were--ralph]

[sandmandaddy69]

[kooldewd123]

i saw a sub/dub comparison of this scene on youtube years ago and it has refused to leave my mind ever since so i'm recreating it here since i can't find the original video anymore

[iminaworldofpureimagination]

turn this one into a shoe!

man.... that's a wild imagination there, tino..

[creepymutelilbugger]

everything else migjt suck but at least we have a perfectly shaped february to anticipate halfheartedly

[creepymutelilbugger]

[suiheisen]

my favourite olympics subplot is this norwegian swimmer’s public love affair with chocolate muffins and his increasingly manic tiktoks about them... romance of the summer

[theocseason4]

BLACK CILANTRO MARGARITAS LADIES 🥲

[eff-plays]

The icon for Banishment is so funny.

Just get outta here. Leave.

[luckynumberthreed]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mister-doctor-professor-susan]

[songsofwaterandnight]

Same energy

[funny-tik-toks]

[funny-tik-toks]

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[jarfieid]

I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

[0274728173785]

this is the funniest tik tok i've ever seen and ever will see

[dovv]

[uchihajacob]