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Stories give us permission to be ourselves. 35 alive and fangirling and Torah studying. Tzeddek tzeddek tir dov

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[jemariel]

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

old men to young women: damn bitch you look kinda dead inside in a public space ... if you don't smile for me right now i will turn you into a little marionette and shackle you in my attic forever

[claycoloredmotherlessness-deact]

this is still the funniest thing I've ever read

[haircoveredwriter]

There is no difference.

[jewitched]

Eden Sidney Foster

To my non-Jewish friends, if you are honoring RBG on social media, a beautiful and respectful way to do so would be to use the Jewish vernac

[uchidachi]

leftist antisemites are really everywhere on this hellsite making & reblogging their posts like “the Jews have too much power and privilege and actually their very recent genocide was not that bad compared to what my group experiences and antisemitism doesn’t even exist in my country and especially not in liberal spaces”

[uchidachi]

Goyim should reblog posts like this one instead of always only acknowledging antisemitism when it is about jk rowling’s goblins or easy shit like that.

Challenge the antisemitism that is coming from inside the house. Be a little brave. Because you will lose followers for reblogging a post like this, because there are antisemites following you that think this way, and assume you do too.

[dzamie]

Remember that antisemitism also takes the form of being Woke Terrified of Jewish practices, like that post about getting a rabbi to “deactivate” a mezuzah, or the one that went around a few years back that was like “this is the Barechu, a powerful Jewish protection prayer.”

[jewish-tutter]

Leftist antisemities are vile

[jewitched]

Shana Tova!

[haircoveredwriter]

Blame Facebook for putting an add up that gave me this idea. Perfect premise for the spin-off, in my opinion. Lol. 

[justyouanmee]

My husband:

"Another hug? Needs to be a damn mouth hug."

[waynedunlaptheorgandonor]

can you believe we're getting a whole-ass show of carol gettin' her pussy ate in new mexico?

[jewitched]

Lol the Carly spinoff is good for my mental health. So good to know that my intuition and understanding of humanity and story and the archetypes that underly/coarise with existence was accurate and not a big cognitive distortion.

[foundmeagainbitch]

“It’s breaking my heart to have to watch a Caryl spin-off! I don’t think I can sit through it!”

There’s...a very simple solution here, y’all know that, right?

[jewitched]

🤣🤣🤣

[jewitched]

Ummm shoutout to the carylers and Carol stans who have been on Tumbkr literally since 2011/2012 waiting for this day. I see you.

[airborneranger63]

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

[jewitched]

Justified reboot six episode season where Rachel is the protagonist, Raylan shows up to help out and they fall in love.

[jewitched]

Lol I did not remember this post but what a great idea

[the-pink-posse]

Mulder, what are you not telling me?

[danascullyismyspiritanimal]

The X-Files is always relevant

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kingoftieland]

Muppet mischief!

[thegrayship]

this is so pure

[professorotaku]

Reblog if you heard it in Ms Piggy’s voice in your head. 

[lizzibennet]

jane austen’s pride and prejudice (1813) has many great moments that i’d gladly make thousands of posts analyzing but i just love the “accomplished woman” scene SO much. like you could get rid of the rest of the book and be left with that scene and you would still have the thesis of the book laid out pretty nicely for you. as he lists the characteristics an accomplished woman has, darcy actually means to pay elizabeth a compliment, since he clearly holds her in high regard and would probably include her in his list of accomplished women, but she interprets it as both an insult and his ego coming through. their respective prejudices blind one to the other’s true intent and understanding in what is essentially a summary of the book’s entire point and it’s such a big chef’s kiss from me!!! in this essay i will—