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• jesse • adult • any/all • mostly sfw • occasional polishposting •

[thememedaddy]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[panda-escapades]

[tits-n-trix]

Is the guy on the right a tradesman or one of the tools stashed in the truck

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That's the apprentice

[scentedwonderlandpoetry]

A woman who has the confidence of a girlboss but the competence of a cringe failwoman

[godisafujoshi]

[kibumkim]

What the fuck is happening

[brucefromfamilyguy]

Im actually freaking out

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[jungwildeandfree]

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."

[s-cullayy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

[datundit]

I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.

@thatlittleegyptologist

Judge OP’s heart

I laughed, I lighten his heart.

His heart shall be heavier for this.

Voting ended onMar 1

[sunbentshadows]

[chronocrump]

[adranova]

Beginning of March be like

[professional-lamprey]

"all masculinity is toxic" that sucks for you, get more creative and weird with it immediately

[pinkyprincessnom]

Remember, no defeatism, no doomerism, no giving up.

Time and time again, we as humanity have and always overcome impossible odds

Never kill yourself, mach on, take breaks, we together strong

[pinkyprincessnom]

Gotta reblog it for morale boost

[parkchanwoohoo]

[aropride]

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026

[lydia-skyrim]

My thane I've hired this Khajiit to stare at you.

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