GwyddiJim's Real and Verifiable Blog

This started out as a writing challenge blog, and then I didn't write a single sentence for said challenge and instead began developing several fantasy novels at once. He/Him for those who celebrate

[sreegs]

i'm really thrilled about the resurgence of bad luck brian memes but when i tried to make one i sat there staring at the canvas like an apprentice surrounded by his master's work and i was unable to pick up the brush

[april]

[teathattast]

[banjothreeie]

[thememedaddy]

[simplyspider]

nothing in the new fallout show will ever have the raw cinematic power of this bit

(source)

[maybe-someday-eventually]

[the-uncanny-dag]

[nohoperadio]

Cavemen didn't have clocks yet, so it was a mystery to them why the sun suddenly started setting and rising an hour later or earlier when daylight savings changed over. Now we know.

[angry-pink-moose]

[quaculaarchive]

tje original pic of this was of him holding a bleach bottle and i said hmm. thats not safe for ducky to drink so i put a nice tastey baja balst instead

[1337n00b-deactivated20210119]

this is really good I love Donal Duck and I love baja blast so basically great post

[wayneradiotv]

at long last, it is finally here.

the entirety of Breaking Bad, retold as a VR game.

aka

BREAKING BAD VR BUT THE AI IS SELF-AWARE

[wayneradiotv]

at long last, it is finally here.

the entirety of Breaking Bad, retold as a VR game.

aka

BREAKING BAD VR BUT THE AI IS SELF-AWARE

[homeboygirl]

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

[charlesoberonn]

[duraraross]

I got my phone and wallet stolen once and the amount of things I couldn’t fucking do without The App was bonkers. I couldn’t order an Uber or the bus home because no phone or wallet, so I had to walk home based on directions written on a sticky note. I couldn’t do my laundry even though I had change in my apartment because my building’s laundry machines required The App. I couldn’t log into my school email because my school’s email requires two factor authentication and will ONLY take a phone number, not another email address. I had a hard as fuck time getting new cards set up with my bank because in order to do that I needed to log into The App. I couldn’t get any packages that were delivered to me because my building’s locker system was app based. So on and so forth.

We should not have this fucking single point of failure like this.

[baaulp]

my lowest moment

[foulserpent]

AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.

[moodkap-deactivated20250506]

people born in 24 Are 2000 now

[acebutnotthehardwareplace]

This is the smartest dumb thing I've ever read, take my reblog and crawl back down your well

[coughloop]

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

can you move your cake I'm trying to watch the game

[187onabuster-deactivated2025013]

its beginning to suck a lot like penis

[sandmandaddy69]

[popegoodvibes-v7]

dont forget warhammer where the dwarfs beheaded an elf king for mocking our beards

[mr-deep-downer]

>our

[guerrillatech]

[cougamount]