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i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry

ozarkbear

This is something that I’m very happy with.

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by Extra Fabulous Comics

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Now available at walmart

Pulsing unidentified flesh

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Those are called customers, be nice

twilightown

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

the-husbando

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

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Gregorian monks singing “Boulevard of Broken Dreams.”

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EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

reichenballs-moved

Why is this a thing that exists?

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THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

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“on the boooooolovarrrd of brooookennnn dreeeemmsss”

theoriginaldorklord-blog

I turned this on and at that moment my roommate opened the curtains, and I immediately had this epic video in my head of us cleaning our apartment, and raising a castle around it with hammers and magic.

elodieunderglass

I’ve introduced so many people to Gregorian: the best way to do it is to slip it into a normal playlist.

geobrarian

This is the soundtrack of an angel that was thrown out of heaven unjustly and is existing on earth, and being tracked by an adversary, while an angel friend is preparing to come rescue him.

kickingshoes

I. LOVE. THIS.

trainsinanime

Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

dreadlord-mr-son

“Your mother never would have wanted this!”

“Wow you clearly never met my mother.”

unclebeanbag

“Your mother wouldn’t want this!”

“She’s the one who told me to do it.”

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Dear Anyone Who Hates Cats

My cat literally sleeps next to my face until she thinks I’m asleep and then she’ll move to the end of my bed. If I wake up at night she’ll go back up to me head and stay with me until I fall asleep again. In the morning she’ll follow me when I call her. She’s a precious lil nugget.