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Y'all ladies be complainin bout the lack of practical pockets in women’s clothings but then laugh at people wearin cargo shorts smdh
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Sometimes I just start singing and my mom joins in
Whoa…
#don’t trust this #they’re probably sirens
They better be sirens
Damn where can I buy the album
I got literal chills and tingles through my body listening to this
bye i love this
Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*
This is sO GOOD
when the mix tape drop tho???
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Types of Natural Powers in Relation to Empathy
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Your natural power
Your Childhood Magic
Basics
Abilities List
Auras
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Book Of Shadows
Charging Methods
Don’t Say Totem Animal: Alternatives
Experienced Witches
Grimoire Ideas
Grounding
How to Learn Witchcraft
How to Communicate With Spirits, Deities, and Gods
Hypothetical routines for baby witches
If You Aren’t Into Wicca
Living Magically
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Types of Witchcraft
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Anti-Anxiety Spell Charm
Anti-Anxiety Spell Jar
Box Up Negativity
Fuck You I’m A Pirate Today Confidence Spell
Mental Health Spells
Prayer for a Strong Heart
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Ritual for Self-Love
Self-Love Jar
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Soothing Depression and Suicidal Urges (TW)
Soothe the Waters Spell
Spells/Sigils and Self Harm
Too Depressed to Practice
Transform Destructive Feelings
Treat-Yo-Self
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Basic Tutorial
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A to Z Crystal Meanings
Crystals for Headaches
Most Common Crystals
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Stone Misrepresentation Crash Course
Ways to use crystals
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A Poor Witch Guide
A Note to All Witches
Adult Coloring Books
Baking Tip
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Cute Familiar Comic
Celebrating Fall
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Getting Started:
Afraid of the Paranormal?
Does witchcraft work?
I was raised as a witch comic
Pros and Cons Of Living With A Witch
Types of Natural Powers in Relation to Empathy
Was I born with natural powers?
Where do I start?
Your natural power
Do I Have To Be ____ To Be A Witch?
Your Childhood Magic
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5 Essential Materials For Beginner Witches
10 Terms Every Beginner Witch Should Know
Abilities List
Beginner Witchery Masterpost
Book Of Shadows
Easy Accidental Magic
Experienced Witches
Grimoire Ideas
Grounding
How to Learn Witchcraft
Hypothetical routines for baby witches
Living Magically
Ouija Boarding
PDFs
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Science in relation to Witchery
Sources Of Power In Witchcraft
Tinychat For Beginner Witches
Types of Witchcraft
Wand Alternatives
Witch Types Masterpost
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Project D (Not Witchy But Still Cool)
The Signs As Witches
Animals
Birds
Don’t Say Totem Animal: Alternatives
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Auras
Aura Readings Lauren Kelley
How To Practice Seeing Auras
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Basic Tutorial
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Incense and Its Uses
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Beach Glass
Charging Board
Charging and Cleansing Crystals
Crystals and the Zodiac
Crystal Correspondance to Body (Parts)
Crystals for Headaches
Get Close With Your Crystals
Most Common Crystals
Individualized Zodiac Chakra Stones
Opalescent Glass
Planetary Gemstones
Shape Relativity To Energy Flow
Stone Misrepresentation Crash Course
Things You Wish You Were Told
Ways to use crystals
Nature
Connecting to the Elements
Don’t Make Salt Circles Outside and Here’s Why
Garden Shrines
Properties of water in magic
Tiny Runic Branch Paintings
Respecting the Earth
Faeries
Faery information
Faerie Sight
Fairy Herbal Pouches
Herbs, Gardening And More
20 Household Herbs
ABCs Of Kitchen Witchery
About Using Herbs
A Green Witch’s Guide to Edible Plants
Alternatives to Lavender
Baking Tips
Clover Magical Uses
Cute Necklaces
Egg Shells
Elements and Herbs
Green Witchcraft Resource List
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Herb Meanings
Lavender Under Pillow
Mini Herb Packets
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Necromantic Herbs: Plants of the Dead
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Study Tips For the Herbalists
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Top Ten Herbs For Lazy Witches
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It’s Okay If You Don’t Always Feel The Gods
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Starting to Talk To Your Gods
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Those Drawn To Neo-Paganism
You Are Good Enough For Your Gods
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Hekate
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Freya of the Slain
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Friendly Reminder About Sol
Getting In Touch With Loki
Hail Freyja
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It Bothers Me to See Freya Declawed
Lokean Welcoming Committee FAQ (recommended)
Loki And Devotee Comic
Non-Marvel Loki Crash Course
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Soothe the Waters Spell
Spells/Sigils and Self Harm
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Too Depressed to Practice
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Treat-Yo-Self
Trouble Speaking Out Loud?
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Beginners Guide to Low Budget Divination
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Alternative Phrases to ‘In The Broom Closet’
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Ten Things Every Witch Should Know
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You Are Your Own Witch
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Adult Coloring Books
Cute Familiar Comic
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Magical Homes
New Year
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Personal Fireplaces
Pendulums
Cleansing your Pendulum
How to
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Casting A Circle
Do I Need To Cleanse?
Hula-Hoop Salt Circles
Nightmare Repellent
Patronus Ward
Protecting Your Energy
Protection Charm
Protection Jar
Shielding, Protecting and Warding
Warding Crash Course
Sea Witchery
Add Sand
Don’t Buy:
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Healing Sea Spell Jar
Properties of Sands
Sea Witchery
Sea Witch Idea
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Things to Think About
4 Sea Witch Tips
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An Ask On Storm Magic
How To Know Your Weather Witchery Worked
Storm Craft Basics
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50 Simple Charms
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I don’t want to be a nag, but definitely look into this more if you are truly seeking to contact spirits :)
A Starting Age For You
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Five Things That Can Be Easily Attained
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i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol
not voting for hillary clinton is a vote for donald trump
But also THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO CHOICES IN THIS ELECTION pls people, I know it seems unlikely, but if everyone who didn’t want either candidate wrote in a name, someone else would stand a chance [and we could live with ourselves, not having voted for one or the other]
no they wouldn’t, literally do not do this
please educate yourself about nader and the 2000 presidential election before encouraging this literally terrible idea
People on both sides say “Not voting for my candidate is a vote for the other guy” No, it’s just not a vote for your fucking candidate. Vote for who you actually believe in, otherwise you might as well not vote. If Hillary actually gave a damn she would try harder than just say “Vote for me cause I’m not Trump” No bitch, how about you show me something I can believe in. God damn, no wonder so many people don’t fucking vote.
*sigh*
Let me explain why they say a vote for a 3rd candidate or not voting for Hillary is voting for Trump:
The United States does not have a direct democratic voting system. We have an indirect system called the electoral college.The electoral college is a compromise between election of the President by a vote in Congress and election of the President by a popular vote of qualified citizens.
To win the Presidency you do not need a popular majority; you need the majority of votes of the electoral college.
The way the college works is that the two parties select the delegates that will serve as electors, and the electors pledge to vote for the candidates, depending on their party affiliation, of either the democratic or republican party. So, when people go vote, they are actually going to vote for electors that have pledged to vote for a specific party/candidate.
Each state is allocated a different number of electoral seats, and so not every state is truly worth the same given that every candidate is racing to secure 270 seats (minimum required to win the election).
What’s important to note is that the electoral college is a winner take all vote in 48 of the 50 states, meaning that the candidate with the higher number of votes in a given state will get ALL of the seats. This is one of the reasons why third party candidates are a wasted vote.
Based on our country’s history, most States around the country have already been defined as either red or blue, because the majority of the people that go and vote in said states tend to stick to either one or the other no matter who is on the ballot. It becomes a bit of loyalism to a party or, more accurately, just a strong distaste towards the ideals of the other party. However, there are a few swing states that really define the elections, for each election cycle they tend to change depending on who is on the ballot.
Now, third party candidates, which is often used as a protest vote, have never worked because a) they are not written into every state ballot, meaning that there are states that don’t offer these candidates given that they did not qualify b) have rarely gotten enough votes to even be up for electoral seats c) ALWAYS end up hurting one of the two candidates, for, in close runs, they can make one of the other two candidates lose a SWING STATE.
This is what happened with Ralph Nader in 2000. The votes that he received hurt Gore in certain states, particularly florida, which led to Bush winning as he had the majority of electoral seats even though he did not have the majority in popular vote.
Now, in the latest poll, it shows that the race between Hillary and trump is very close, and, when third party candidates are involved, it actually HURTS Hillary’s chances.
Now, if it hurts her enough, Trump can obtain the much needed swing states. If he gets over 270 seats (and thus more than hillary) he WILL win the goddamn election.
This is not a year to vote for a third party candidate. This is not a man you want in the oval office of the most powerful country in the world.
There is nothing NOTHING you can pull out that will make Trump the lesser of two evils.
We live in a country that has a two party system, so yes, a vote for a 3rd party candidate or a non-vote IS actually a vote for trump.
And if you still don’t get why voting third party will never make a difference in this country and in fact ensure the election of the candidate you don’t like, listen to this nice man explain it with animals so it’s easier to understand
I was a Bernie supporter too, but “Bernie or Bust”ers are fucking idiots. Yes the system is corrupt, but you certainly wont fix anything by letting Trump win. Put your personal ideals aside for the good of the country.
Here, I even made a graph
If Everyone Pulls Together And Votes Hillary
If Y’all “Bernie Or Bust” People Vote Third Party
See? Not that hard.
Seriously, guys, do not vote third party. The electoral college will not vote third party. I know it sucks and it’s unfair, but it’s pull your heads out of your asses or have President Trump.
And this is why America’s political system really, REALLY sucks at Democracy.
The United States is not now, nor has it ever been, a democracy. We are a democratic republic – and it sucks.
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at some point in her childhood, quite early on, rose lalonde stopped asking her mother to check for monsters under her bed -her mother kept trying to drink away the knowledge that she’d found them- and she started keeping watch to make sure no monsters made it to her mothers bed instead.
so this is love
so this is what makes life divine ♥
Crystal collection update
My wife surprised her coworkers when she came out as trans. Then they surprised her.
By Amanda Jette on upworthy.com —
Society, pay attention. This is important.
My wife, Zoe, is transgender. She came out to us — the kids and me — last summer and then slowly spread her beautiful feminine wings with extended family, friends, and neighbors.
A little coming out here, a little coming out there — you know how it is.
It’s been a slow, often challenging process of telling people something so personal and scary, but pretty much everyone has been amazing.
However, she dreaded coming out at the office.
She works at a large technology company, managing a team of software developers in a predominantly male office environment. She’s known many of her co-workers and employees for 15 or so years. They have called her “he” and “him” and “Mr.” for a very long time. How would they handle the change?
While we have laws in place in Ontario, Canada, to protect the rights of transgender employees, it does not shield them from awkwardness, quiet judgment, or loss of workplace friendships. Your workplace may not become outright hostile, but it can sometimes become a difficult place to go to every day because people only tolerate you rather than fully accept you.
But this transition needed to happen, and so Zoe carefully crafted a coming out email and sent it to everyone she works with.
The support was immediately apparent; she received about 75 incredibly kind responses from coworkers, both local and international.
She then took one week off, followed by a week where she worked solely from home. It was only last Monday when she finally went back to the office.
Despite knowing how nice her colleagues are and having read so many positive responses to her email, she was understandably still nervous.
Hell, I was nervous. I made her promise to text me 80 billion times with updates and was more than prepared to go down there with my advocacy pants on if I needed to (I might be a tad overprotective).
And that’s when her office pals decided to show the rest of us how to do it right.
She got in and found that a couple of them had decorated her cubicle to surprise her:
And made sure her new name was prominently displayed in a few locations:
They got her a beautiful lily with a “Welcome, Zoe!” card:
And this tearjerker quote was waiting for her on her desk:
To top it all off, a 10 a.m. “meeting” she was scheduled to attend was actually a coming out party to welcome her back to work as her true self — complete with coffee and cupcakes and handshakes and hugs.
NO, I’M NOT CRYING. YOU’RE CRYING.
I did go to my wife’s office that day. But instead of having my advocacy pants on, I had my hugging arms ready and some mascara in my purse in case I cried it off while thanking everyone.
I wish we lived in a world where it was no big deal to come out.
Sadly, that is not the case for many LGBTQ people. We live in a world of bathroom bills and “religious freedom” laws that directly target the members of our community. We live in a world where my family gets threats for daring to speak out for trans rights. We live in a world where we can’t travel to certain locations for fear of discrimination — or worse.
So when I see good stuff happening — especially when it takes place right on our doorstep — I’m going to share it far and wide. Let’s normalize this stuff. Let’s make celebrating diversity our everyday thing rather than hating or fearing it.
Chill out, haters. Take a load off with us.
It’s a lot of energy to judge people, you know. It’s way more fun to celebrate and support them for who they are.
Besides, we have cupcakes.
Thank you. I needed this story today.
What a lovely story.
First happy tears of the day. Read it, let it soothe a little of the ugliness of today’s news.
Yay zoe!
wheres that story about the D&D guy who plays as a bear and has really good disguises and no one knows its a bear and he becomes king and everyone falls for it except one person who rolls for perception and he goes THATS A FUCKING BEAR and gets kicked out of the kingdom
HERE IT IS
I wonder if, in superhero universes, the villains ever get contacted by those “Make a Wish Foundation” and similar people.
I mean, the heroes do, of course they do, kids who want to meet Spiderman or Superman or get to be carried by the Flash as he runs through Central City for just thirty seconds.
But surely there are also the kids, who - because they are kids and sometimes kids are just weird - decide that what they really, really want is to meet a supervillain. Because he’s scary or she’s awesome or that freeze ray is just really, really cool, you know?
Oh, man, that would absolutely be a thing. The heroes would be so weirded out by it. The villains with codes of ethics would totally band together to force the villains without one (should they be the one requested) to do their part for the cause.
But imagine the person who has to track down the villains and organise everything?
Like, the first time it happens, no one actually thinks it’s possible, but one of the newbies volunteers to at least try. They get lucky, the kid wants to meet one of the villains who is well known to have a personal code of ethics (eg one of the rogues), and it takes them weeks to track the villain down to this one bar they’ve been seen at a few times, plus a week of staking out said bar, but they finally find them.
So they approach the villain, very politely introduce themselves and explain the situation, finishing with an assurance that, should the villain agree, no law enforcement or heroes will be informed of the meeting.
The villain, assuming it’s a joke, laughs in their face.
At this point, the poor volunteer, who has giving up weeks of their time and no small amount of effort to track down this villain, all so a sweet little girl can meet the person who somehow inspired them, well, at this point the employee sees red.
They explode, yelling at this villain about the little girl who, for some unknown reason, absolutely loved them, had a hand-made stuffed toy of them and was inspired by their struggle to keeping fighting her own and wasn’t the villain supposed to have ethics? The entire bar is witness to this big bad villain getting scolded by some bookish nobody a foot shorter than them.
When the volunteer is done, the villain calmly knocks back their drink, grips the volunteers shoulder and drags them outside. The bar’s patrons assume that person will never be seen again, the volunteer included. But once they’re outside, the villain apologises for their assumption, asks for the kid’s details so they can drop by in the near future, not saying when for obvious reasons. They also give the very relieved volunteer a phone number to call if someone asks for them again.
A week later, the little girl’s room is covered in villain merchandise, several expensive and clearly stolen gifts and she is happily clutching a stack of signed polaroids of her and the villain.
The next time a kid asks to meet a villain, guess who gets that assignment?
Turns out, the first villain was quite touched by the experience of meeting their little fan, and word has gotten around. The second villain happily agrees when they realise it’s the same volunteer who asked the other guy. Unfortunately, one of the heroes sees the villain entering the kid’s hospital and obviously assumes the worst. They rush in, ready to drag the villain out, but the volunteer stands in their way. The hero spends five minutes getting scolded for trying to stop the villain from actually doing a good thing and almost ruining the kid’s wish. The volunteer gets a reputation among villains as someone who can not only be trusted with personal contact numbers but who will do everything they can to keep law enforcement away during their visits.
The volunteer has a phonebook written in cypher of all the villain’s phone numbers, with asterixes next to the ones to call if any other villains give them trouble.
Around the office, they gain the unofficial job title of The Villain Wrangler.
this my collection of knife dogs, feel free to add to the collection!
Dangerous
Man I want to know which knife puppy picture went against the community guidelines.
what the fuck did you just said
a straight with no friends
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Levels of Tumblr.
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
this post has been around for years and still no one has fixed it so that 41-49 actually exist
41-49 followers = masters of the void
