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i always forget obama has a brother who really fucking hates him until he does stuff like this

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

caspercryptid

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

caspercryptid

I Am So Fucking Tired

caspercryptid

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

caspercryptid

I actually wasn't that far off you guys

caspercryptid

HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED

caspercryptid

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

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The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

h34vybottom

any other diagnoses you'd like to share?

Autism

ahaha yea woo :D

obsessed with the little blue cunt sturtting his shit in the celibacy gif. it's hypnotic

carlyraejepsans

this is a tropical bird of sorts

faygo

The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!

etct-deactivated20240208

is this like satire or did you guys actually live this

despazito

Adult website and period tracker

duncebento

GRADE SCHOOL SJWS stop using social justice language to explain shit to your conservative parents IT’S NOT GONNA GO THROUGH now all they have are some new words to make fun of. don’t tell your mom she’s being fatphobic tell her she’s being a dick

theothin

#Terminology is for when someone has already recognized the existence of the phenomenon#Its a communication shortcut that presumes shared understanding#You need to establish the understanding first

(via @lilietsblog)

catchymemes

cryptotheism

This counts as a spell

bardnuts

lohboh

komaeda isn't a danganronpa character to me anymore he's a specter haunting europe

sweatermuppet

"good evening ma'am were you able to find everything you were looking for?"

me, buying beef jerky & raw carrots:

[Image ID: two images of gonzo the muppet with no clothes on held up by a black doll display stand. his eyes are crossed in both images. he is smiling vacantly. /End ID]