Taako Enthusiast

Hello I am John and I am back from the pits of hell. Nothing has changed I just like musicals slightly more.

[citrenecult]

Don’t mind me just making up a origin story for the Bishops and The One Who Waits and coming up with headcanons and just fully hyperfixating on them and their dynamic. Here are some of my notes:

[jeneco]

lamb game lamb game lamb game 🐑 doodling these messed up guys is so much fun!

[annak1tsun3]

LOL I started working on this a week ago but got sick for a while during it and had to stop BUT I FINISHED AT LIKE 6AM I wanted to do more to it but I'm TIRED and I need to work on commissions again

[annak1tsun3]

If you feel up to it how about something angsty with Stan and Bill Cipher? Love your art btw! :)

"I CAN GIVE YOU EVERYTHING STANLEY. I JUST NEED YOUR HELP"

AA Thank you! I hope you all like it! I feel like GF fandom culture involves us hurting each other's feelings a lot LOL

[annak1tsun3]

My cat Wendy biting my thumb then looking at me with so much Love. She rubbed my face so hard she knocked my headphones off lol

She's my shoulder baby and will lay up there while I draw.

She's named after Wendy from GF of course and I even found the perfect collar

Anyway back to prompts!

[nataliedanovelist]

may we please see Hambome? 🥺🙏

[annak1tsun3]

@nataliedanovelist

Sure!

Da Hambone!

[annak1tsun3]

She just stares at me while I try to work

[everythingfox]

“This dog gently taking the treat then zooming away”

(via)

[dippersballoon]

I saw an opportunity and I took it

[offline-kinq]

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

[udon-tea]

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation

A girl a dream & a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[leaveittotegan-deactivated20181]

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

[intheheatherbright]

Costume. Chitons.

[intheheatherbright]

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

[killerchickadee]

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

[treewizarded]

that genuinely is it

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

lets bring back sheetwares

[hostagesandsnacks]

also chlamys:

and exomis:

[hidingthemane-deactivated201801]

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

[awhiffofcavendish]

Wear blanket. Conquer world.

[goys2men]

That last one looks dope

[moniquill]

Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.

[insanelygaming]

Custom Bioshock Infinite Vigor Bottles

Created by  Zoe Brookes

[ftonews]

That Fro is 🔥. The colors and the the variations. I just love it.

Artist • @gdbee

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[excessively-english-jd]

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

[kunaiman]

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

[excessively-english-jd]

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Oh my god

[that-stardust-deactivated201902]

I’m dead now

[laudanumcafe]

MURDER KITTEN SOUNDS LIKE A CHICKEN PEEPER

[mirab3lle]

My step-mom just got a 4th Gen savannah cat and he came running up to me when I played this

[yunisverse]

in my animal drawing class we were visited by folks from a Big Cat reserve and they had a big screen between their van and the animal stage so we couldn’t see what was next until it hopped up. Anyway as they’re getting ready the next model we can hear the most pathetic, squeaky little meows and we’re expecting like an ocelot or a serval or something and then this full grown massive cheetah pops out and everyone in the classroom was like wHAT

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

sweaty

[phoenixtawnyflower]

I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where the sharks are having fucking AA for fish eating. Remember that shit? “I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.” Who ever thought of that? That was brilliant. Or what about that time in Shrek 2 where Shrek and Donkey infiltrate the castle pretending to be union workers? Little me didn’t give a shit about unions but big me is remembering Shrek going “It’s okay buddy, we’re from the union” and the desk worker secretively “we don’t even have dental,” and Shrek just shakes his head and looks at Donkey like he can’t believe this shit and goes, “They don’t even have dental.” What the fuck. I’m dying of laughter. Who comes up with this shit.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Dirty jokes have their place but I kind of wish more “adult” jokes relied on “Things only adults would understand due to lack of life experience,” instead of “Things that are inappropriate for kids,”

[jumex]

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

[gloriousbodies]

Same energy

[gruncheon]

[conorthebarbarian-deactivated20]

[xiaq]

This man is the real MVP.

I follow him on Twitter. He’s made 3 other “batches” of these photos:

[el-shab-hussein]

The first batch kept getting recognized because the post got popular so he made more. Stay safe ladies!

[katsukizu]

King shit

[midnight-spectrum-again]

[isopodbug]

This is actually insanely useful tho

[ithelpstodream]

[yourmajestyyy]

Uh oh

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Watch the racists pretend like they can’t read all of a sudden

[lesbianralzarek]

Couldn’t believe it so I found a source, it’s real

http://www.constitution.org/uslaw/defunlaw.htm

Man, I can’t imagine a black person getting away with this but it’s legal

[clarknokent]

Yup. So all those people that were like “just comply even if you did nothing wrong”, hell no! They shouldn’t be arresting you if you did nothing wrong. Especially how rough some of these cops are. More people knowing about this will cut down on these power hungry bad cops.

[kagedbird]

Reblogging again for quotes;

“Story affirmed the right of self-defense by persons held illegally. In his own writings, he had admitted that ‘a situation could arise in which the checks-and-balances principle ceased to work and the various branches of government concurred in a gross usurpation.’ There would be no usual remedy by changing the law or passing an amendment to the Constitution, should the oppressed party be a minority.

“Story concluded, ‘If there be any remedy at all … it is a remedy never provided for by human institutions.’ That was the ‘ultimate right of all human beings in extreme cases to resist oppression, and to apply force against ruinous injustice.’” (From Mutiny on the Amistad by Howard Jones, Oxford University Press, 1987, an account of the reading of the decision in the case by Justice Joseph Story of the Supreme Court.)”

“An illegal arrest is an assault and battery. The person so attempted to be restrained of his liberty has the same right to use force in defending himself as he would in repelling any other assault and battery.” (State v. Robinson, 145 ME. 77, 72 ATL. 260).

“As a practical matter one should try to avoid relying on the above in an actual confrontation with law enforcement agents, who are likely not to know or care about any of it. Some recent courts have refused to follow these principles, and grand juries, controlled by prosecutors, have refused to indict officers who killed innocent people claiming the subject “resisted” or “looked like he might have a gun”. Once dedicated to “protect and serve”, far too many law enforcement officers have become brutal, lawless occupying military forces.“

[kagedbird]

HMMM

Bringing this back 👀 For no reason in particular.

[everythingfox]

“My harp session turned into a Disney movie”

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